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Who would you want ot be your father?

Spiderman, I'd get his powers.

Bill Gates of course, then whenever he died, i would have billions and billions of dollars.

Yes, under "mysterious circumstances." :hmm:

yeah this is an easy choice.

"i hate you dad! now give me a jet."

bill gates easy.

I would have to pick the cartoon spiderman. If it's the film version then that would make me older than my dad.

I've gotta go with Homer, for the comedy value.

Stephen King is the only real man of the bunch.

Spiderman, in hopes of inheriting some kind of power...
If that woiuldn't pan out, then King, at least I'd have a father with intelligence and imagination.

I know you're not saying that Bill Gates isn't intelligent.

Anyway i wouldn't care if Bill Gates wasn't intelligent . . . you do know that he's a FREAKIN BILLIONAIRE right?

Moved to 'Nonsense'...

what i want to know is why isn't ozzy osborne in this poll?

cuz i'd pick the ozz for my daddy!

I'm down with getting spidys powers too.

cleary, bill gates is the best option.

you get all of that money.
imagine the fun.
imagine the chaos.

brilliant.

Homer cause he's yellow and like me enjoys beer and food ........mmmmmmm beer and food.........droooooooooll........

what? where was I? Oh well gotta go get something to eat!

You forgot to include Al Bundy!! Now there's a real man's man!

"Anyway i wouldn't care if Bill Gates wasn't intelligent . . . you do know that he's a FREAKIN BILLIONAIRE right?"


Stephen King may not have quite the billions that Gates has, but he is fucking wealthy beyond all of our incomes combined. That, combined with how cool a guy he is, makes my choice easy.

Stephen King. Inherit his cash, and great bed-time stories.