bparker805

Just make something stupid and creative up or if you want tell us what you really were in a previous life (ie a king, a princess, a night in shining armor).

In a previous life I lived in midevil europe and collected the dead bodies of those that died from the plague. The work sucked, but I got to pick their pockets. Everything was going great until the day I started collecting rats as pets.

sadistikdreams

I was a pet shop owner in a past life.

pretty boring, really

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

slimshaydee

i was a butterfly, cause nobody ever suspects the butterfly

Munku

Isn't that the guy from salute your shorts Bones?

Fifteen Short

Dead

Giant Hamburger

Hail Multicarnated Ones!

I am almost certain that I was an eye screw in a previous life.

There is still a lot of it left in me. It's scratchy.
-GH

Fly

silver....9" long .......dildo.......

.....with a twist knob for self gratification......

ya'...that's it..

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

hotzot

I was a sea otter! aint they cute!?

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The Bully Boys are here!

YzermanS19

I'm pretty sure I was a pteryodactl in a previous life. You know, swooping down on hapless cavemen and grabbing them with my beak and leathery wings, and just ripping them to shreds with my huge talon-esque toes.

Also, I did a brief stint as Aria Giovanni's thong.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

bundy

i used to be a musician...


then i was this really annoying, rude (yet strangely funny) sign...


then, i became this huge polar bear, who sold this sweet rum...

(you can see my head there behind Rebekah)

well, now, as you all know... i´m me.

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

yup.....a bicycle seat...

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

killerjoejoe

I was an official "Boob-feeling-tester" at playboy

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[Insert Boobies Here]

Tiger69z

I think i was a silicone implant....it was all dark and humid

Arc101

I was a penguin, which is strange as I'm a penguin in this life too.

rockogre

Obviously a crab.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

marcopolo

I was a Buffalo in Montana .

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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

bernadette

<b>i was the virgin mary

<img src="http://www.freemethodistchurch.org/Graphics/Life%20Advice/Madonna%20and%20Child-Carlotta.jpg">

don't even bother asking how i did <i>that</i> trick!</b>

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