What were you in a previous life?
 

Just make something stupid and creative up or if you want tell us what you really were in a previous life (ie a king, a princess, a night in shining armor).

In a previous life I lived in midevil europe and collected the dead bodies of those that died from the plague. The work sucked, but I got to pick their pockets. Everything was going great until the day I started collecting rats as pets.

I was a pet shop owner in a past life.

pretty boring, really

i was a butterfly, cause nobody ever suspects the butterfly

Isn't that the guy from salute your shorts Bones?

Dead

Hail Multicarnated Ones!

I am almost certain that I was an eye screw in a previous life.
http://www.romark.co.uk/webimages/sh1011.jpg
There is still a lot of it left in me. It's scratchy.
-GH

silver....9" long .......dildo.......

.....with a twist knob for self gratification......

ya'...that's it..

http://www.seaotters.org/Otters/webart/pic5.jpg

I was a sea otter! aint they cute!?

I'm pretty sure I was a pteryodactl in a previous life. You know, swooping down on hapless cavemen and grabbing them with my beak and leathery wings, and just ripping them to shreds with my huge talon-esque toes.

Also, I did a brief stint as Aria Giovanni's thong.

i used to be a musician...
http://www.webpro.co.za/clients/npo/.../orchestra.jpg

then i was this really annoying, rude (yet strangely funny) sign...
http://members.tripod.com/~ares10/nomaam3.jpg

then, i became this huge polar bear, who sold this sweet rum...
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/bbing...oys/bundy2.jpg
(you can see my head there behind Rebekah)

well, now, as you all know... i´m me.

yup.....a bicycle seat...

http://www.allenhurstcycleshop.com/images/seats_th.jpg

I was an official "Boob-feeling-tester" at playboy

I think i was a silicone implant....it was all dark and humid :(

I was a penguin, which is strange as I'm a penguin in this life too.

Obviously a crab.

I was a Buffalo in Montana .

http://user.mc.net/~tipper/buffalo.jpg

<b>i was the virgin mary

<img src="http://www.freemethodistchurch.org/Graphics/Life%20Advice/Madonna%20and%20Child-Carlotta.jpg">

don't even bother asking how i did <i>that</i> trick!</b>