YzermanS19

BEWARE 56K USERS: THIS IS TOO FUNNY FOR YOU!

So tonight in chat, KWSN told me how he lost his lighter



He later found it in his shoe.



Startled by his discovery, I had come to the conclusion that the lighter-mover were mogwai



Not immediately recognizing the more widely known form of mogwai, KW thought it was the Brit band Mogwai



I quickly corrected KWSN.



And then reminded him about the little mogwai and how they live in his sock drawer.



He wanted to know who put the deviants there. I jumped immediately to Fidel Castro



KWSN did not understand, so instead I said Stanley Kubrick



KWSN still didnt understand, but I explained "Hell, Mogwai wrote a song about him" then I asked if he had seen Full Metal Jacket in his house. HE DID!! Knowing of a possible infestation of Mogwai's and Stanley Kubrick, KW became scared



So I told him to call a popular exterminator company to rid the pests, the famous Terminix Man



KW explained the situation about the mogwai's and the Stanley Kubrick, and they hung up. I told him to get a second opinion with another company, Orkin.



Suprisingly enough, they didnt know what a mogwai was, and then immediately hung up after he mentioned Stanley Kubrick. Apparently, Stanley Kubrick was invincible, and couldn't be killed, or something.

So now poor KWSN is all alone at home, in bed, with Stanley Kubrick probably teabagging him.



Let this be a lesson to you! Don't watch Full Metal Jacket in your house without fumigating first!

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Cynthetiq

woah......

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juanvaldes

LOL!!! That was a great convo

Fly

the sad thing here is......is K actually likes the mogwais secretly hidden underneath his playbo.....errr i mean socks.

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Fremen

I fear for the future of our children...

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YzermanS19

My children are gonna beat the hell outta your children!

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly