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Ask KillerYoda, get a cookie
I remember doing an "ask me" thread last time around and getting like two questions due to my rampant unpopularity, but I'm bored, so I'll try again.
And I was lying about the cookies. Cause I'm a bastard. |
what is everyones obbsesstion with this ask me threads?
Ohh and ill be the first to ask where you nick came from ? |
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As for the nickname, it's a very boring, uninteresting story, but I'll tell it anyways: -I used to have an account on iMDB.com under the name "Yoda" and one day some dude privatemessaged me agreeing with something I said and the phrase "That's killer, yoda." was somewhere in the middle of his message. However, he made a typo and what came out was "That's killeryoda." I thought it sounded kind of cool, KillerYoda, so I've used it in various messageboards and occassionally while playing CounterStrike since then. The end. |
Why no cookies?
And just what sort of bastard are you, anyway? |
Man!.......I came for the cookies
chocolate chip, or thin mint. How about a .txt cookie maybe one........ with some important passwords imbedded in them? Do you like flamingo's? what's your favorite color,number,and food? Do I have any more questions? |
I wanted some cookies too. Oh well. No question for you now.
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I CAME FOR COOKIES! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE NO COOKIES! Well...What else can I have??????
And why do I keep falling down? |
Where is your old avatar? you know the one with the Cambodian skull pile? That was one of the best ones going!
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are you like.....the uncle of that green dude (yoda) in star wars?
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Cookies? Are girl scout cookies made with real girl scouts?
You know, you can eat a girl scouts cookie but eat one little brownie and you go to jail. |
Gods answers prayers in the order they are received.
Dorian_S: -There are no cookies because of the obvious bastard thing. -I am the type of bastard that offers cookies, then renegs. Plus I posess Alchemy +4, Climb +3, Concentration +3, Diplomacy +2, Heal +5, Hide +3, Knowledge (arcana) +4, Knowledge (religion) +4, Listen +6, Move Silently +6, Scry +3, Spellcraft +5, Spot +6, Alertness, Scribe Scroll, Spell Focus (Necromancy). alpha phi: -I would give you one of my IE6 cookies, but i'm sure "XXX" appears a millions times in it, and XXX doesn't taste very good. Kind of like old almonds. -I happen to like plastic flamingos people put in their lawns, and kick them just like in the Sims whenever possible. -My favorite color is black (it's slimming), my favorite number is 138 (expecting 666, eh?), and my favorite food is beef jerky. -Yes, you have many more questions. K-Billy: No question, eh? Maybe I'll just have to tie you to a chair and cut off your ear while Stealer's Wheel plays in the background. Miranda: -You can have one of the free "Subway" tickets I have in my wallet. Just simply give me your address, social security, and credit card numbers and I'll send it. -You keep falling down because you accidently clicked the button on your jacket for "slick shoes." "50 dollar bills!" GuttersnipeXL -My old avatar is saved somewhere in my documents file, and I'll probably switch to it when I get a custom title back. In otherwords, three years. flyman -No, me and Yoda are of no relation, however his brother dated my sister for a few months. rockogre -I'm not sure about thin mints, but I know for a fact Caramel DeLites are made of Girl Scouts, and the chocolate is actually Soylent Green. Keep the questions coming, I'm pretty smart. |
Hehe. KillerYoda, what is your favorite coffee drink?
And why is the sky blue? |
What's this odd rash on my testicles?
And secondly, WHY DO I HAVE TESTICLES?!:eek: |
need a third opinion...
how come? |
ok here is a question for you why did you lie and get all of our hopes up?
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Bones:
-If there were cookies, they'd be plain old chocolate chip. Sadly for you, you do not have cookies enabled, since you are at the medium high security level. My chocolate chips do not have the compact privacy policy required for you to receive them. Plummie: -I actually loathe coffee, but love caffeine, so the closest thing I drink to coffee is probably Jolt cola. Jolt is way too expensive to drink everyday, though. It's like 3 bucks for a 6 pack. -The blue in sunlight collides with air molecules and our eyes see it as blue. Hence, why the sky is appears blue. Somenosuke: -It could be SARS...on your balls. -You have testicles so women have something to kick when you insult them. uncle phil: "How come?" I'm guessing you're native American from the vernacular you used in your question, so I'll translate: -Get porn. Rub penis. That how come. |
liquid_dreams:
-Cause I'm a bastard, and you're all very naive, so I knew cookies would entice you. |
Another question Yoda.... What is your favorite kind of cookie?
And whats the meaning of life?????? :p |
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Do fat kids love cake? Why? What type of cake? |
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-My favorite type of cookie is chocolate chip. Nothing too spectacular there. -The meaning of life is 42, of course. K-Billy: I'm glad you're interested to learn more about fats kids. -Yes, fat kids love cake. -Fat kids love cake because cake tastes good, and fat kids love food, especially food that tastes good. -Fat kids will eat any type of cake, except rice cakes. Fuck that healthy bullshit. |
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no cookies? how bout a beer then?
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Also ...Did you realize that your initials are KY...what would you do if people started reffering to KillerYoda as,...let's say, Jelly? |
Somenosuke:
-I'm going to need a little more info on this before I make a prognosis...do you have a cock too? If not, just lop those babies off with a warm knife. asdf1001: -No, the keg company delivered the beer to http://algo.inria.fr/alcom/alcomft.html by mistake. Hopefully someone can remedy the problem by tomorrow. GuttersnipeXL: Trying to steal my glory, eh? You bastard! Anyways... -I've been called "KY" many times before, in fact, if I had a nickel for everytime I've been called "KY" I'd have enough money to pay for Somenosuke's castration. |
What is the meaning of life?
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qpid:
-I already answered that one. 42. |
But I meant a non douglas adams answer
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Plastics. |
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What's the difference between an orange? |
What will be the next country to be attacked by the US and why?
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Who's Johnny?
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Why do dog farts smell SO bad???
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Who stole the cookie for the cookie jar?
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http://www.yamahamultimedia.com/yec/...kers/tss1b.jpg
Do you know any japanese speakers? |
Dorian_S:
-I'm not that nerdy. I've never actually played D&D, I was gonna make a Magic: The Gathering reference (which I did actually play at one point) but figured more people would get a D&D joke. -The horse because it doesn't have handle bars. Memalvada: -Definately Syria. Americans have a hatred for countries where the people wear towels on their heads for no apparent reason. JumpinJesus -He's a talking robot that was struck by lightning and now has self-awareness, consciousness, and a fear of the reprogramming. Memalvada, yet again: -Dog farts smell bad because God sees you touch yourself at night. Or, cause dogs have a tendency to eat their own shit. Probably both. |
Ok now, try to keep up.
A train leaves San Antonio, Texas and accelerates to 56.3254 miles per hour. At the same time a bus leaves Winsow Arizona and accelerates to 76.957 miles per hour. Five minutes later a housewife in New Orleans, Louisiana starts her vacuum cleaner, an 1987 Electrolux drawing 4.7 amps average. Without anyone noticing an extraterristrial craft sits in a holding pattern over Lovelock, Nevada emitting a stream of ions at approximately 158K per cubic millimeter at 61 KV. The bus driver is of Russian extraction and likes orange popsicles and poodles. The train engineer, on the other hand is a cross dresser and only wears silk panties while operating the locomotive engine. The housewife gets horny every day at exactly 3:17. The exact time that the mailman puts something in her box on a daily basis. The bus has 13 passengers, 7 Nuns, 3 French tourists, 2 newlyweds, and a man from Tampa Florida that sells lightning rods and whoopee cushions. The train has 32 cars and a tanker full of dihydrogen monoxide. It also has, unknown to the passengers, a cracked wheel on the left side of car number 17 and a faulty coupling between cars 22 and 23. The alien spacecraft carries two beings that resemble carrots that have lain in the sun too long and have gills. The smell a lot like old hay and cinnamon. Each has a hostess twinkie and a bottle of Sprite. They are unaware that there is a slow leak in the aft wattle tilt control coil ring, and it's getting worse. During this time the earth rotates through 16.978546 degrees and a small hurricane forms in the Atlantic. The city of Los Angles moves .3 inches toward the ocean but no one notices. A man in Canada kisses his wife goodbye and steps in front of a moving van. Three cows fall down in upstate New York and can't get up. A lizard moves into the shade near Boulder, Colorado. Illinois gains three new residents. The train approaches a curve at the exact time that the aft wattle tilt control coil ring blows and fills the ship with butane and aluminum dust. The bus starts down a long, steep grade and the brakes have failed. The housewifes hearbeat is now 102 beats per minute and the vacuum cleaner bag needs to be changed. The cows give up and just lie there, mooing pitiously. The aliens prepare to eject but the ejection mechanism malfunctions and the wipers won't turn off. The bus accelerates to 127.36 miles per hour and there is a Honda that won't move to the other lane, the driver wets his pants. One of the nuns mutters a foul word. Oh, hey quitting time. Ya think I should take the shortcut home or just go through town? |
Why doesn't anyone bottle water in Summer, Fall, or Winter?
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scapegoat:
-Obviously, I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. BubblegumTeflon:: -I'm sure if you check http://www.premierespeakers.com you'll be able to find a Japanese speaker. I know Olly North is doing some lecturing around the US. rockogre: -Go through town, if you get home to quickly, you'll be crushed by the plane engine from the future that is destined to fall on your room. platypus: -Cause Tim Chambers told them not to. |
If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they get a plastic dinosaur out of your ass without surgery?
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