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The Death Test
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Yikes!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 21, 2005 at the age of 23 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (54%) Heart Attack (18%) Horrible Accident (7%) |
November 12, 2044
On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (34%) Cancer (15%) Auto-Fellatio (8%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Suicide (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%) Drowning (6%) Yay! I've got some time. Heart attack is a quick enough way to go. I don't know what Auto-Fallatio is and I have no idea why Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation got 6%. |
Mark your calendar or Palm V.
You can expect to die on: November 11, 2072 at the age of 91 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (25%) Heart Attack (22%) Contagious Disease (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Homicide (6%) Electrolysis (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Organ Failure (5%) Looks like a fun way to go. |
AutoFellation is trying to suck your own dick..
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February 4, 2057
at the age of 73 years old. Heart Attack (26%) Cancer (15%) Homicide (8%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Alien Abduction (6%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) |
It was nice knowing you ...
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 26, 2004 at the age of 48 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (37%) Heart Attack (17%) Electrolysis (8%) Alien Abduction (6%) I'm cummin' Elizabeth ! |
November 6, 2050
at the age of 70 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (41%) Heart Attack (21%) Contagious Disease (5%) Loneliness (5%) Drowning (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) |
March 1, 2061
at the age of 79 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (26%) Heart Attack (13%) Third Degree Burns (9%) Contagious Disease (7%) Loneliness (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Suicide (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Confusion (5%) |
im going to live till im 21...oops
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October 3, 2055
at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (30%) Electrolysis (14%) Cancer (11%) Alcoholism (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) |
February 4 2047...I'll be 70...which in fact is ALOT longer than I expect to live.
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i'm making it a point not to living longer than say, 65. After then, i'll take so many drugs, i'll be half-dead, half alive
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here are my results...
January 5, 2057 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (27%) Heart Attack (11%) Alien Abduction (11%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%) Alcoholism (9%) Homicide (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) how come Auto-Fellatio only got 5%, and Alien Abduction got 11%??? |
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June 10, 2033
at the age of 65 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Heart Attack (18%) Homicide (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%) Alcoholism (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Me dies of cancer! Weeeeeeeee /lights a smoke :lol: |
LOL! I did it again clicking all the bad things...... I said I had 1000 unprotected sex partners, Me gets to die tomorrow! :lol:
August 17, 2003 at the age of 35 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Contagious Disease (34%) Cancer (12%) Heart Attack (6%) Horrible Accident (6%) |
dies at age 63. cancer (45%)
fuck. life is too short. and cruel. <small>can i say fuck on this board?</small> |
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: February 27, 2045 at the age of 65 years old. 31 years away.........i'm fuckin' laughin' |
July 9, 2033
at the age of 70 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (32%) Heart Attack (27%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%) Alien Abduction (8%) Homicide (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Alien Abduction is my preferred means of dying, but it only got 8%. |
october 17, 2028 age 72, Ha! I laugh at this test!!!!!
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i didn't c&p any of the stuff...
but it said i would die at 63 olds, 45% cause of cancer. *flicks cig ash & sips beer* 63?! gypped! |
bah.. it was a good run.
September 10, 2045 at the age of 66 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (17%) Electrolysis (13%) Cancer (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Suicide (7%) Homicide (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) |
January 23, 2042
at the age of 69 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (35%) Heart Attack (13%) Alcoholism (9%) Alien Abduction (8%) Homicide (6%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) woot, i'm not halfway yet !!! |
December 25, 2050
at the age of 67 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (14%) Alcoholism (13%) Heart Attack (12%) Alien Abduction (11%) Homicide (9%) Auto-Fellatio (7%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Suicide (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Drowning (5%) sounds good.. |
I'm doing something right :D
November 23, 2069 at the age of 93 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (15%) Homicide (13%) Contagious Disease (10%) Loneliness (7%) Alcoholism (6%) Suicide (5%) Electrolysis (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) |
November 26, 2035
at the age of 60 years old. Cancer (28%) Heart Attack (27%) Alcoholism (8%) Alien Abduction (5%) |
August 20, 2003 of a contagious disease. So long.
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I've got two freakin' days to live! |
bleh, kinda boring, though 57 is not too bad
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: February 7, 2034 at the age of 57 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (24%) Cancer (20%) Electrolysis (12%) Alcoholism (7%) Horrible Accident (6%) Third Degree Burns (5%) |
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