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Meridae'n · 08-13-2003, 09:20 PM

Reckon ur unique? How so?

I bet i'm the only one here who has put coins in his foreskin for a bet...

Sen · 08-13-2003, 09:39 PM

I bet I'm the only person here who has pulled 8.5 G's in an F-15.

bobbles · 08-13-2003, 09:46 PM

I bet im the only one who got drunk and ended up IN a palm tree

TheClarkster · 08-13-2003, 09:58 PM

I bet I'm the only one with excema.

bernadette · 08-13-2003, 10:15 PM

i bet i am the only one with cremains of 5 in my top drawer.

Sluggin · 08-13-2003, 10:42 PM

I bet I'm the only one who's swam through a swamp fully clothed (though I lost a shoe) running from the cops extremely drunk.... well, probably not.

crackpot · 08-13-2003, 10:52 PM

I bet (and hope) I'm the only one here who has (intentionally) ejaculated onto his guitar.

And on the off chance that someone here has done so, well then that's just moronic. What were you thinking?

Meridae'n · 08-13-2003, 11:16 PM

I reckon i'm the only one here that can urinate on the ceiling unaided...

micah67 · 08-13-2003, 11:33 PM

I bet I'm the only one who has stood on the 50 yard line standing next to Dallas Cowboys Coach Tom Landry and announced over the PA system to a packed stadium.

TerresqueÜ · 08-13-2003, 11:41 PM

I bet I'm the only one who doesn't have an interesting/cool story to share

pagoda · 08-14-2003, 12:01 AM

I bet I'm the only one who's thrown up in a Cost Cutters while getting my hair cut from being hungover.

I bet I'm the only one who's spun his favorite song and a few more to 100+ people on the roof of a friends apartment building, at a July 4th party just as the fireworks were going off.

irseg · 08-14-2003, 12:02 AM

I bet I'm the only one who ever got drunk and tried to pull the hood ornament off a Lincoln Town Car in a parking lot because a friend was missing his. With someone sitting in the car.

TerresqueÜ · 08-14-2003, 12:11 AM

Beat I'm the only one who has a thread that was broken, very very very hard.

I got an interesting stroy...thanks bernadette

baaa · 08-14-2003, 05:38 AM

I bet I'm the only one here who has ever turned down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls

Loup · 08-14-2003, 05:42 AM

I bet that I'm the only one who is touching my nipple right now.

shalafi · 08-14-2003, 06:21 AM

I bet im the only one thats had a plane they where in shot by cuban anti aircraft guns.

snafu · 08-14-2003, 06:29 AM

i bet i'm the only one who never bets

or wait , ...

Magpie0001 · 08-14-2003, 06:43 AM

I bet Im the only person who drove 3800km in the past 5 days.

GSRIDER · 08-14-2003, 06:50 AM

I bet I'm the only person here who cut a mans ear off

hey wheres everybody going... ah come on... it was self defence.. sorta. It was years ago.... I'm a changed person... just don't steal from me... well I don't mean that. I can deal with it much better now.

kalisto_911 · 08-14-2003, 07:26 AM

Would you care to elaborate Bones and GSRIDER? Those sound interesting!

I bet I am the only person here who's car has no reverse or rear window lowering OR trunk opening capabilities!!

skysooner · 08-14-2003, 07:32 AM

I bet I'm the only person here who is finishing his MBA tonight.

kalisto_911 · 08-14-2003, 07:51 AM

Great story! Thanks for the enlightenment.

GSRIDER · 08-14-2003, 08:16 AM

I was working in morning radio... wait wrong story... oh yeah the ear story.

Many many many moons ago, before legal drinking age even. I was spending an evening with some friends drinking down by the river.
We ran out of said beer.
Send some said friends to go get more.
Said friends returned with beer, but were spotted by a large group of people.
Said group saw our friends as a prime target for thievery.
Friends were out numbers 3-1
Group did not know more friends lurked beyond in the dark.
The group attacted our friends and attempted to steal the beer.
One friend ran down to river front.
I and a couple other emerged to the chase.
Attackers have become attackees
GS used to carry a flexible extandable wand.
GS faced off with large man

Lets just say for the sake of not glorifing mindless violence. That I made a ill descision... had the descision gone as planned I would of been incarserated for a long time... but I missed and only got his ear.

Midlandmadman · 08-14-2003, 08:24 AM

I bet I am the only person here wearing safety glasses right now!

cliche · 08-14-2003, 08:47 AM

...the only one to have wasted 24hrs in a rather pointless (but successful) world record attempt

Eweser · 08-14-2003, 09:37 AM

i bet i am the only person here that raises sheep

GSRIDER · 08-14-2003, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eweser
i bet i am the only person here that raises sheep

Sure but I <i>Get</i> Raises from sheep

FEIGN · 08-14-2003, 10:38 AM

I'll bet I am the only person here...

sadistikdreams · 08-14-2003, 12:29 PM

I bet I'm the only person here who... um... is totally pathetic.

um. maybe not. HAH!

mjollnir · 08-14-2003, 12:58 PM

I bet I am the only one here who has canoe-ed (sp?) down the whole Suwannee River.

Ashton · 08-14-2003, 01:53 PM

I bet I'm the only one here that has hydroplaned in his Trans Am spinning around three times then strightened out without stopping or hitting anything......

Stiltzkin · 08-14-2003, 03:10 PM

I bet I'm the only moogle freak here

And I bet I'm the only one here who's best bud's name is Steve

yankeefatboy · 08-14-2003, 03:16 PM

I bet I'm the only one who has coached a Division I college sports program at the age of 23. And I mean "head coach".

Munku · 08-14-2003, 04:48 PM

I bet I'm the only one who when I was a kid, around 6-7, was trying to climb onto the shelf area in his parents shower, fell down and cut a deep gash under his eye.

CSflim · 08-14-2003, 05:32 PM

I bet I'm the only one who is chewing on an empty coke can right now.

onetime2 · 08-14-2003, 05:58 PM

Let's see, I can ruin a couple of those posted as I did spin around three times in a TA ('79 with a 403 to be exact) and I did turn down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls in college (was trying to get rid of one of them and if we went ahead I knew it would be a long time before she would go away).

Now as for something that I've done that no one else has done:

probably the only one to cave dive in the Suwanee River

definitely the only one to find a trophy from the Essex County Country Club (New Jersey) for the mixed doubles tennis championship of 1921 in about 20ft of water in Lake Hopatcong, NJ.

gnort · 08-14-2003, 06:09 PM

I bet im the only person who currently smells like celery.

oh i love work...

slimshaydee · 08-14-2003, 06:28 PM

I bet I'm the only to unknowingly walk into the same pole 2 days in a row.

Sen · 08-14-2003, 08:12 PM

I bet I'm the only one here that has shattered his arm while pitching in a baseball game....not blown elbow/shoulder... literally shattered the humerous bone.

marshall26 · 08-15-2003, 12:12 AM

i bet i'm the only person here who has broken his arm by running into his own house while playing frisbee.

that was a while ago though.

08-13-2003, 09:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I bet I'm the only person here who... Reckon ur unique? How so? I bet i'm the only one here who has put coins in his foreskin for a bet... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-13-2003, 09:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sen Insane Location: Midwest	I bet I'm the only person here who has pulled 8.5 G's in an F-15. __________________ "I want to announce my presence with authority!" "You want to what?" "I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

08-13-2003, 09:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	I bet I'm the only one with excema. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

08-13-2003, 10:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i bet i am the only one with cremains of 5 in my top drawer. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-13-2003, 11:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I reckon i'm the only one here that can urinate on the ceiling unaided... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-13-2003, 09:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
bobbles Crazy	I bet im the only one who got drunk and ended up IN a palm tree

08-13-2003, 10:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sluggin Upright	I bet I'm the only one who's swam through a swamp fully clothed (though I lost a shoe) running from the cops extremely drunk.... well, probably not.

08-13-2003, 10:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	I bet (and hope) I'm the only one here who has (intentionally) ejaculated onto his guitar. And on the off chance that someone here has done so, well then that's just moronic. What were you thinking?

08-13-2003, 11:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	I bet I'm the only one who has stood on the 50 yard line standing next to Dallas Cowboys Coach Tom Landry and announced over the PA system to a packed stadium. __________________ ~micah

08-13-2003, 11:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I bet I'm the only one who doesn't have an interesting/cool story to share __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-14-2003, 12:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
pagoda Upright	I bet I'm the only one who's thrown up in a Cost Cutters while getting my hair cut from being hungover. I bet I'm the only one who's spun his favorite song and a few more to 100+ people on the roof of a friends apartment building, at a July 4th party just as the fireworks were going off. __________________ "It's good to be back in Burbank." "Goulet!"

08-14-2003, 12:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
irseg Junkie Location: Florida	I bet I'm the only one who ever got drunk and tried to pull the hood ornament off a Lincoln Town Car in a parking lot because a friend was missing his. With someone sitting in the car.

08-14-2003, 12:11 AM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Beat I'm the only one who has a thread that was broken, very very very hard. I got an interesting stroy...thanks bernadette __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-14-2003, 05:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	I bet I'm the only one here who has ever turned down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls

08-14-2003, 05:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	I bet that I'm the only one who is touching my nipple right now. __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

08-14-2003, 07:51 AM	#22 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	Great story! Thanks for the enlightenment. __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-14-2003, 08:47 AM	#25 (permalink)
cliche Rookie Location: Oxford, UK	...the only one to have wasted 24hrs in a rather pointless (but successful) world record attempt __________________ I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

08-14-2003, 12:29 PM	#29 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	I bet I'm the only person here who... um... is totally pathetic. um. maybe not. HAH! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-14-2003, 12:58 PM	#30 (permalink)
mjollnir Tilted Location: Near Gainesville, FL	I bet I am the only one here who has canoe-ed (sp?) down the whole Suwannee River. __________________ Yes I am a Pirate 200 years too late, Cannons don't thunder theres nuthin to plunder I'm an over 30 victim of fate... Last edited by mjollnir; 08-14-2003 at 01:03 PM..

08-14-2003, 06:21 AM	#16 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	I bet im the only one thats had a plane they where in shot by cuban anti aircraft guns.

08-14-2003, 06:29 AM	#17 (permalink)
snafu Upright Location: belgium	i bet i'm the only one who never bets or wait , ...

08-14-2003, 06:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	I bet Im the only person who drove 3800km in the past 5 days. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

08-14-2003, 06:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	I bet I'm the only person here who cut a mans ear off hey wheres everybody going... ah come on... it was self defence.. sorta. It was years ago.... I'm a changed person... just don't steal from me... well I don't mean that. I can deal with it much better now. __________________ No signature at this time.

08-14-2003, 07:26 AM	#20 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	Would you care to elaborate Bones and GSRIDER? Those sound interesting! I bet I am the only person here who's car has no reverse or rear window lowering OR trunk opening capabilities!! __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-14-2003, 07:32 AM	#21 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	I bet I'm the only person here who is finishing his MBA tonight.

08-14-2003, 08:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	I was working in morning radio... wait wrong story... oh yeah the ear story. Many many many moons ago, before legal drinking age even. I was spending an evening with some friends drinking down by the river. We ran out of said beer. Send some said friends to go get more. Said friends returned with beer, but were spotted by a large group of people. Said group saw our friends as a prime target for thievery. Friends were out numbers 3-1 Group did not know more friends lurked beyond in the dark. The group attacted our friends and attempted to steal the beer. One friend ran down to river front. I and a couple other emerged to the chase. Attackers have become attackees GS used to carry a flexible extandable wand. GS faced off with large man Lets just say for the sake of not glorifing mindless violence. That I made a ill descision... had the descision gone as planned I would of been incarserated for a long time... but I missed and only got his ear. __________________ No signature at this time.

08-14-2003, 08:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I bet I am the only person here wearing safety glasses right now! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-14-2003, 09:37 AM	#26 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	i bet i am the only person here that raises sheep __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

08-14-2003, 10:38 AM	#28 (permalink)
FEIGN Upright Location: NEW JERSEY	I'll bet I am the only person here... __________________ Remember, where ever you go, there you are.

08-14-2003, 01:53 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	I bet I'm the only one here that has hydroplaned in his Trans Am spinning around three times then strightened out without stopping or hitting anything......

08-14-2003, 03:10 PM	#32 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I bet I'm the only moogle freak here And I bet I'm the only one here who's best bud's name is Steve __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

08-14-2003, 03:16 PM	#33 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	I bet I'm the only one who has coached a Division I college sports program at the age of 23. And I mean "head coach".

08-14-2003, 04:48 PM	#34 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I bet I'm the only one who when I was a kid, around 6-7, was trying to climb onto the shelf area in his parents shower, fell down and cut a deep gash under his eye.

08-14-2003, 05:32 PM	#35 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	I bet I'm the only one who is chewing on an empty coke can right now. __________________

08-14-2003, 05:58 PM	#36 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	Let's see, I can ruin a couple of those posted as I did spin around three times in a TA ('79 with a 403 to be exact) and I did turn down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls in college (was trying to get rid of one of them and if we went ahead I knew it would be a long time before she would go away). Now as for something that I've done that no one else has done: probably the only one to cave dive in the Suwanee River definitely the only one to find a trophy from the Essex County Country Club (New Jersey) for the mixed doubles tennis championship of 1921 in about 20ft of water in Lake Hopatcong, NJ. __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

08-14-2003, 06:09 PM	#37 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	I bet im the only person who currently smells like celery. oh i love work... __________________ You had me at Qapla'

08-14-2003, 06:28 PM	#38 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	I bet I'm the only to unknowingly walk into the same pole 2 days in a row.

08-14-2003, 08:12 PM	#39 (permalink)
Sen Insane Location: Midwest	I bet I'm the only one here that has shattered his arm while pitching in a baseball game....not blown elbow/shoulder... literally shattered the humerous bone. __________________ "I want to announce my presence with authority!" "You want to what?" "I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

08-15-2003, 12:12 AM	#40 (permalink)
marshall26 Banned Location: elevated	i bet i'm the only person here who has broken his arm by running into his own house while playing frisbee. that was a while ago though.