I bet I'm the olny one here who has broken down in the Lincon Tunnel during rush hour in a Volkswagon Rabbit.

I bet im the only one here who is drinking Root beer right now...no wait...NOW!

I bet I'm the only one here who has one leg, one kidney, a reconstructive bladder who has to catherize himself in a hole above said reconstructive bladder.

Sorry Zargix, I've made chainmail (just not a lot of it.)

Anyway,

Bet I'm the only person here:

-who's winked at Clinton and gotten a little wave back from him. (shook hands later with him)
-who's shaked hands with Mother Teresa

that has won a super chevy drag racing event in memphis in a 72 nova
that has a wife that holds the season drag racing points record at Byhalia Raceway
that has a tandy color computer 3 brand new in the box

Nailed my thumb to a carport support post with an air nailer.

only one to directly drink tabasco

...can breathe under urine.

I bet I'm the only person here who is considering finding a "Gary Coleman for Governor" computer wallpaper background. I might actually do it. Or not. I'm definitely considering it, at least.

He's campaigning for Governor... and respect.

I bet I'm the only one here who is in the process of constructing kits for the following activities:

Rape
Murder
Kidnapping
Grave Robbing
Breaking and Entering

I bet i'm the only:

unconfirmed son of a preacher man.

person in here to be kicked out of the mall of america and the first mall ever built in america in the same day.

person in here to have had a 50 and 25 dollar reward out for information leading to my capture for stealing flags and rearranging the letters on a city welcome sign, respectively. Careful, i'm dangerous.

I bet I'm the only one here playing Literati right now

High school. My best friend Jay is moving away for a while. The entore 100 or so people in the drama class make a tape sending him off. I bet i'm the only one here who on two seperate parts of a videotape for a friend gave speeches on how i'd miss him while I molested the shit out of my light boards (tech guy i am, light board for the news room AND the auditorium.).

I bet I'm the only one here who had his eyelid sliced completely open by a hockey stick when he was about 13, somehow without any damage to the actual eye whatsoever.

Me= the only one arrested for crossing the international border, from the US into Mexico, in the trunk of a Corvair.

Oh my God !!! Must be my lost relative ....
Did the exact same thing on my stagg night....

i bet im the only one here that has ever gone out to dinner with Anna Kournikova. :)

I bet I'm the only person here who has taken a tree down in his yard with the help of gunfire.

Not. That's what hollow point bullets are for.

I bet I'm the only one here drinking Sleeman Honey Brown lager.