YzermanS19

Alright, Miranda, next time your on, your behind the bar. Just the same as wrkime, keep the tips, and you two fight over the alcohol you can steal.

Keep everybody happy

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Somenosuke

I think someone forgot about me.. *sniffle*

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

YzermanS19

One hawaiian punch coming up.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Somenosuke

YAY! *happy nekkit dance..........remembers she's in public.*

Eeeep.

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KWSN

KWSN cracks his neck.

It's been a long, hard day, specially cause that punk-ass detective got KWSN's car towed... bitch comes back in here, y'all can expect fireworks.

Gimme the stiffest drink you got.

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Your arms are broken!

SaltPork

Here you go KWSN, a Snake bite...enjoy.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

SaltPork

Somenosuke, you can be naked...naked girls are pretty.

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troit

*Stands up from table after visibly just waking up -- stumbling*

Holy shit... Its 2:30pm. Flyman what the f*ck was in the smoke you gave me?!?!

wrkime -- Another black and tan and make it 2 little guys this time...

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Fly

oh man...this cracked me up so much my sides hurt.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Fly

sorry dude.must've givin' you the one from the left side of my pack.

how 'bout a shot of Jack please .

hey?who's the nekkid chick on the bar?she's purty.

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SterlingStudios

GuttersnipeXL

Wow! It's lookin'like a sausage fest in here! Where are all the ladies?...I'll stick for a bit.....Hey barkeep!, I'll have a pint of Spaten

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SaltPork

Here you go Troit, another black and tan and 2 little guys

Shot of Jack for Flyman and the nekkid chick is Miranda. Cute little spinner, eh?

GuttersnipeXL, light or dark on the Spaten?

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SaltPork

::fresh bowls of popcorn and pretzels all around::

::clean ashtray for Troit::

By the way troit, you can't be sleeping in here, sorry, thems the rules.

::gives Flyman a disappointed look::

Flyman you should know better than to give troit the good shit.

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Somenosuke

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SaltPork

Somenosuke!!! what the hell are you doing behind the bar naked?!?! what are you doing now?? ::ziiiiip:: Oh...umm...oh...uh, thanks? WOW!

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splck

mind if I pull up a seat? I'll have a Sleemans and maybe a prezel or two. Nice day we got going eh? Hey flyman, you gonna hooks me up?

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nice line eh?

SaltPork

one Delicious Canadian Cream Ale coming your way.

Flyman, remember the rules, don't give people shit they can't handle.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Somenosuke

I said "sipping hawaiian punch" ! Not "sipping cock" !

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troit

*finishes rest of Black and Tan, then throws the two little guys down, back to back*

wrkime -- gotta run man. You know those airplanes can't fly by themselves...Thanks for the drinks. That extra $20's for you...

Flyman -- I'll see you on the flip side...

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SaltPork

You call it what you want, I'll call it what I want...besides you made an assumption that you shouldn't have.

I was marveling at your naked body, which you let me look at, then you pulled on your pants and zipped them up. Stunned at the beauty that had been before me just moments before, I was only able to stammer incoherently for a minute and then say thanks and WOW! I don't see anything wrong with that.

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SaltPork

take it easy troit, don't let those bastards make you take a breathalizer...

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Fly

sorry boss,won't happen again......

*hey splck...i'll meet ya' outside.i don't wanna piss of the barkeep eh.i hear he stirs your drink with his pecker if you don't play by the rules.*

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SterlingStudios

SaltPork

I heard that....just trying to keep people safe, that's all.

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Somenosuke

What can I say? My mind lives in the gutter.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

SaltPork

edit: I deleted what I had written, I decided that while it was funny, that it could be misconstrued. I'd rather police myself than get slapped by a moderator.

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splck

thanks for the beer...ummm...I need to go outside for a few minutes and ... and look at something in my .... my truck, ya, I need to look at somthing in my truck, I'll be right back.
*heads out to look for flyman*

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nice line eh?

SaltPork

you do that splck, I'll have a special drink waiting for you...House special...

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KWSN

KWSN grabs flyman and splck by the collars.

"Where you think you goin', boys?"

KWSN says that y'all better not mess with the barkeep, or KWSN'll break yer legs.

And you, barman, keep yer willie out the drinks.

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Your arms are broken!

SaltPork

thanks for gettin' my back on that KWSN...I promise not to make any "House specials", or I at least promise to try.

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SaltPork

yzerman isn't here right now, Bones...you can play pool/teach, but keep the hustling on the QT. I get 10%, KWSN gets 10%. I can't give you free drinks, but I'll give you a hefty discount...agreed?

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eyeronic

I'd love to stay here at the Stumble Inn, but I have to go bartend IRL. Ciao folks!

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YzermanS19

//steps back in

Good thing this place is Hoppin'.....I love this bar.

DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!

//picks up his jack n coke, sips, then begins filling others up

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Doc_34465

*Detective Doc_34465 Walks in with three uniformed officers, and a large yellow envelope*

/addresses YzermanS19

YzermanS19.. I told you you hadn't seen me for the last time.. In fact, I have two warrants.. One to search your establishment, and an arrest warrant.. But don't worry YzermanS19, your not the man of the hour yet..

Bones.. You're under arrest for illegal gambling, production of an illegal substance, and trafficking.. You have the right to remain silent, and I suggest you exorcise that right.. Take him away boys..

Now.. I have a warrant here to search the basement. You can read it if you feel you must.. Might keep you out of my hair.. We can make this easy, or we can make it hard.. I'd suggest you let me do my job, and not cause a scene.. I'll take the whole bar in if I have to..

And don't anyone get any bright ideas.. I have officers all over the place..

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"Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!"

"Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!"

Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

SaltPork

glad you're back, Chief. I could use a breather.

Keep an eye on Flyman, he's handing out some mean spliffs. That's okay, but it was too much for troit.

KWSN had to boot Flyman and splck because of their behavior.

Somenosuke was naked behind the bar, it was nice, but she got dressed.

Miranda is still naked running around the place.

Bones is...well...Bones.

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SaltPork

OH SHIT!!!

Damn cops, why can't the keep their noses out of our business.

I mean, do what you need to officer....*oink, oink

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YzermanS19

Take a break wrkime. I have no idea where the hell Miranda is at...she should be here taking orders.

flyman, give me one of those spliffs.

KWSN.....keep wreckin mad foo's---you get the idea.

As for everyone else, we need another bartender. Me, wrkime, and Miranda cant handle everyone. Gotta start working shifts if we're going to handle it.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

SaltPork

Alright, jokes over...Doc_34465 isn't really a cop.

I did some research and it turns out that he's an escaped mental patient. Give him a drink....Flyman give him some of the good shit...everyone relax.

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Doc_34465

I'm glad you see things my way, friend..

*Detective Doc_34465 proceeds to the basement with two officers*

Put your gloves on boys, watch what you touch, and be careful where you breath.

*An hour later, the TFPPD dick emerges from the basement below with the officers, carrying 12 evidence bags*

Thanks for the cooperation wrkime, we have what we need. YzermanS19, I wouldn't leave town if I were you. I'll be back.

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"Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!"

"Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!"

Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

Doc_34465

Oh.. KWSN

Thanks for the new car.. Heh Heh

*Detective Doc_34465 leaves the Stuble Inn. It has been a good day.*

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"Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!"

"Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!"

Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

Doc_34465

/That just busts me up!