There's a place on Bermuda called the Swizzle Inn, where they serve rum swizzles. Motto is "swizzle in, stagger out."

Guiness's around. Drink 2, you'll be 35 lbs heavier.

in tijuana, hookers wear uniforms.

Fun times :)

sippin on coke and rum
im like so what im drunk
its the freakin weekend baby
im about to have me some fun

Hell yeah!

*JoeyB senses life. Could this finally be a good experience in the Stumble Inn? He strolls back to the bar and tries again for his long-awaited drink.*


"Scotch and soda please."

*Go_AVS calls up from Vegas and asks bartender*

Is JoeyB there. Can you tell him that me and Stan waited for him and gave up. We sent the lear jet back up there to pick up Joey and whoever else wants to pile in. Gotta go. The tables are hot and the women hotter!!

:: downs 3 pints of Guiness then starts throwing boulders around the parking lot in a effort to keep the yeasty goodness from becomming a permanent resident of my gut ::

Hey william_wallace, those boulders are for the Strongest Man competition...make sure they get back in the order they were before, okay?

ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!! ON THE HOUSE!

*JoeyB politely declines, thanks the barkeep for his time and hospitality and walks towards the door, apparently satisfied with a brief moment of happiness---and still smarting from the past trauma in this place*

"Thanks for everything....I'm sure I'll see you soon."


*He leaves*

No problem, wrkime.
:: puts boulders back where they were and heads back to the bar ::

Any chance of getting a tripple shot of Jameson?

Triple Jameson coming up.

Best of luck not dying tonight from alcohol poisoning. :)

::wrkime downs a bottle of Ketel One, much to the horror of onlookers....note-wrkime weighs 190 and is 6 feet tall, surely no good will come of this::

::if you listen closely, you can hear wrkime's liver saying, "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"::

:: sips the Jameson down to two shots worth, then downs it ::
Mmmmm, tasty.

Don't worry YzermanS19, I've inhereted my family's stainless steel liver :) . It should keep me going good untill someone busts out the Everclear. That stuff be rather strong.

::wrkime wretches violently expelling the contents of his stomach with the kind of force normally reserved for tsunamis. Smiling impishly, he pulls himself together and squeegees the mess to the floor drain::

Kids, don't try this at home.

:: listens to the sounds of rage and protest from wrkime's liver ::
I know that sound. My buddy's did that just after he nuked it with a pint of redbull and vodka.

Y-man, william_wallace's tab is on me, from now on,until further notice...
I'm back- who the fuck is on stage now????
Miranda! I need the usual!!! (and I need YOU!;)) This band should be better than what we experienced before!!!!:D

william_wallace, consider all debts paid.

*points to richeee*

This guy thought you needed it.

Everclear does a number on me, but did more on my girlfriend. After one shot and a few Sky Blues', she was druel pukin all night long.

My baby :(

AVS walks in with a wad of cash in hand.

Throws Bones an even mil and thanks him for the setup. Stan and I cleaned house in Vegas then partied all night long. I'm not sure when Stan is going to show up, I think he still had a few wild women with him. We didn't do as well as Bones but still took 8 mil.

AVS orders a Coors Light (Scotch might be a little rough right now)

cut off !!

Hey Bones - AC sounds good. I know some good places to hang there since it's my old stomping ground. Can't wait...

count me in, I could use a getaway.

I hope I can handle the GGW after last night but I'm always up for trying. Nothing is better than a blowjob at a blackjack table...

Got a new shipment of Das Komet and Jack Daniels....feel free to take a bottle home for the wife and kids ;)

DRINKS AROUND! Its going to be a very very good night for me :)

Bones, keep the fireworks out of the bar. My clothes are so soaked with alcohol, we'd all go up in flames.

Hola amigos and chicas, barkeep hows about a cubalibre

KWSN is homesick here....

So, in that case, serve him 50,000 (that is not a typo) Long Island Iced Teas... and a spirit water.

50,000 liit's coming up :)

have 49k on the house :)

KWSN will gladly pay for the 1,000 remaining LIIT's. In cash. In one bill. In one 5,000 dollar bill.

If all of the LIIT's are $4.75, do you have change for KWSN?

I got you covered KWSN, you're moeny's no good here....we will take care of everything....uh, right chief?

I could use a margarita right about now. Actually make it a pitcher. Then once I finish drinking the wonderful elixer I can smash the pitcher over my ex's head. :)

Hi boys! I'm back!
Sorry if I kept anyone waiting!
Can I get anyone a drink?

Hi hun ;) Come on! Whats the usual tonight ;)

*bump*

Can't believe this fell off the front page.

Drinks around everyone......galaxy, margarita coming right up.

Pitcher too :)


wrkime, your dead on. KW, money is no object in the Stumble Inn.

*Go_AVS stumbles in*

Can I get a bloody mary? I need something to soothe this hangover. Bones was a wild man in AC last night. Actually, make it a double...

Double Mary coming up.

Bones. Don't worry. The imaginary bar is more important than any real life scenario.

Keep your casino going :)

Guido? KW....watch for this bad mamma-jamma.

PS- I got my avatar finally--took me waaaaaaay too long :)

KWSN is not intimidated of this "Guido." KWSN could take him and his whole posse in one shot with his Uzi... partially because of the barrels of nitro at the back of the parking lot that he can shoot, causing them to explode and kill anyone who advances tenaciously towards the building.

Those barrells are actually what I'm using to brew up my newest batch of vodka.

Hopefully, noone will go blind.

I was totally shocked when we fell off the front page as well!
Not good!
So come on boys!
What can I get y'all!?

Get KWSN some aspirin.... 50,000 LIIT's are not the best for the head.

sorry to hear about your head problem there K.

try this.......*hands over a doob* this should help