::Mad_Gecko wonders up to the parking lot, looking slightly wide eyed and glassy, BOSS suit crumpled and alligator shoes with that slightly "out all night" look::

Wow, man.. Didya know ther's a fire in the bar, Im a retired fireman, yeah... YEAH.. I was yeah... Fought all the fires I started, with knives, hatchets, stakes, garlic.... yeah... fires.. wow look at the flames.. Y'know I was a retired firefighter once. This is nuthin' could take this fire on if I had one hand tied behind my back.. yeah.. cool fire.. Hey who said sloth. I aint no sloth I used to be a retired firefighter... Yeah.. Wow.. Here man grab this hose yeah.. ppoint it at theat white lin.. yeah thats it..... no gimme the other end, cool yeah..

<<<<<<5nort>>>>>>>>>>

Yeah hey man, there's a fire, no worries I need a pisss I put this fire out with my piss, I gott piss man.. Stand outta the way I'll save the bar...

::Wanders over to inferno, puts damp cloth round the the jewels' and proceded to have that piss that only coke can bring::

....sssssssssssssssssssssssssss......ss..
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
sssssssssssssssssssss.....sssssssssss...
sssssssssss......ss....ss.....drip.....

Oh damn.. did I order a drink.. mouth is slightly dry... Could I have a bottle of Sancerre. No glasses unless anyone wants to share. 'Cause I need to talk, man I just need a chat, cause yeah.... Everythings cool man, business is good, yeah.. made eighty million selling medical supplies in China today. Man they bought shiteloads of them funny masks thru my website. Damn I only made em outta cheesecloth, cost nuttin'.

::glazed, and slightly paranoid looking, gecko looks round realising his wang is out wrapped in a wet blanket::

Woah, man... Hey don't do that while.......
Hey, where the vino, fancy a bottle.....
Zzzzzippp... Yeah well, alls cool,..
Could I have a tall glass with some ICE inna bucket, gotta have my wine iced..

Thanks Mad_Gecko, looks like all we lost was the karaoke machine...

wrkime, now we's got a decent Booking Agent, we shouldnt need karaoke machine. However mebbe there's room for a DJ out there for the nights there ain't live music.
Bit partial to a bitta E/X music.. tellya what if y'all agree I'll just go out and sort a room, need some Speakers though..... Got loadsa NRG at the mo for some reason...
::wipes unobvious trace from nose::

*Go_AVS walks back in and sits at the bar, still laughing after seeing JoeyB again.*

*says to bartender*
Can I have another Macallan 18 on the rocks. I got to tell you, this place rocks, I have not had this much fun at a bar other than a strip club in a long ass time.

*still laughing while the bartender gets my drink*

Gotta go now...

There's this deal with a bunch of Libyans I gotta close b4 prayer time.. Y'now dot the eyes and cross the unbelievers...
Be back for a weekend Piss up though... Would y'all mind gettin' some Cristal in though.

::gets in 1977 Gremlin and drives off, notice the Sticker that says MY OTHER CAR IS A BENTLEY::

Phew, good thing the TFP fire department was here to put it out. I'm suprised the whole bar didnt explode in some napalm-fueled fire.

But anyway, lets treat those third degree burns with a few jack n cokes :)

Two Salty Balls
One Sex under the bleachers with a KU cheerleader
Last, but not least, one Violent Fuck.

KWSN asks everyone how they are enjoying the crack. They had better be, it took KWSN hours to make... err, find.... that crack.

I'm saving my bit-o-crack for a bit later, KWSN. Never know when I'll need to go into a berserker rage on a pack of gate-crashing thugs. Should they choose to ignore the first polite request to vacate the premises, the largest piece of what's left will easily fit in a ziploc baggie.

glad to see you guys are ready...you need anything boys? Some free smokes or refill on your beverages?

Oh I'm so tired...

wrkime, its been a long week. I'm going upstairs for a long sleep.

Alright boys! I'm back!
Damn where's the karaoke machine!?
What's been happening!?
Yzermans19 - you go have a break. Me and wrkime will take care of the place.

i was at a friends place a few days ago and i mixed some vanilla coke with bourbon. God darn that stuff tasted like poison. I had to go drink some straight bourbon too wash the taste away.
My point is never mix crappy soft drink with quality alcohol

and thank christ for that.fuckin' wannabes.

"BEER".........oh yeah please

one frosty mug of liquid courage coming right up, Flyman

What a nice break. I'm back temporarily though, I'm going to have to take a nap today.

I'll be back down occasionally to see how you all are doing.

DRINKS AROUND!

I walk in and sit at the bar

*asks bartender*

Can I get a Macallan 18 on the rocks.

*asks bartender while waiting for drink*

Do you know if that JoeyB guy is allright after that whole hammer the penis thing yesterday?

Hey Bones - congrats on Vegas. Let me know the next time you are going. I love that place!!!

Bones, learned how to count cards?

Joey B is ok AVS, don't worry about him. I'm sure he'll be back to normal in no time.

Mac 18 on the rocks. Coming up.

thanks...

still can't believe both our teams bit the dust in the first round. I sure hope we meet up in the WC finals next year like its supposed to be. Are you still in denial?

Bones--

and all we got is a few drinks???

How about a renting a jet, filling it with women and booze and taking a trip around the world?

thanks for the setup. I'm off to Vegas now..

stan the man stubles in adresses the bartender "hey boy one pink lady and what ever the rest of the boys want"

"long time no see boys how is hangin

so what new in these here parts"

"no worries boys i just want you to think one thing you are what you eat and i see a few of you drinkin a brown liquid"

*JoeyB pushes open the front door, but just stands there for a minute remembering the pain and humiliation of "Operation Ball Peen" from the day before. He looks around to judge the reaction of everyone before entering

He nods at the familiar faces, trying to let them know that all is forgiven*

*JoeyB feels a bit more relaxed, but he quickly looks at his watch*



DAMN!

*It's much later than he thought and with a quick wave of goodbye, JoeyB limps back out the door, promising to return soon*

Hey JoeyB...

hope there is no hard feelings from that hammer thing. I'm off to Vegas, Bones cleaned house last night and tossed me some winnings. We can get you some hoes to make that thing of yours feel better and I will head down to the tables and hopefully make what Bones won look like chump change.

you in..

Bones, KWSN has all the crack you could possibly ever want. Hell, you can take all he's got left... if you can carry it.

Hey stan--

can you believe they patroled and already cleaned up our tagging from last night. I can not even find a trace of that toothless guy.

you want to head to Vegas also...maybe Bones will head back also. We need to hit OG tonight with our winnings...

hey bones-
have fun with the donkeys

yes i can believe the patroling what i cant believe is bones is keeping his rage locked inside him

love to go to vegas when are we heading out

Heroin+Donkeys= FUN

I have that tattooed on the back of my arm. I think its my motto.

KWSN does not want heroin that has been inside a donkey.

Ah fuck it, KWSN knows that's how all the heroin gets here anyway.

You guys haven't seen what I'm brewing in the bathroom have you?

I'm making homemade LSD, and homemade vodka.

If the latter doesnt blind you, you can take a hit of the first :)

*JoeyB proudly walks back in, realizing that he's among friends*


Hey, Go_AVS, yesterday was all about business. As far as I'm concerned, it never happened


*JoeyB moves around uncomfortably, still feeling the ill side effects which a hammer to the groin can cause*

*Joey looks around and suddenly realizes that the Inn is vacant*


Damn, my timing sucks!

Hello?

Hello?

Damn.

*Joey helps himself to some free peanuts, mutters under his breath....and slowly walks to the door*

:: wanders in from a day of hunting mimes ::

Anyone around who has access to the Guiness?

:: heads for bathroom, notices vats ::

Ooooh, can't wait to sample those once they're ready.