Bones, learned how to count cards?

Joey B is ok AVS, don't worry about him. I'm sure he'll be back to normal in no time.

Mac 18 on the rocks. Coming up.

thanks...

still can't believe both our teams bit the dust in the first round. I sure hope we meet up in the WC finals next year like its supposed to be. Are you still in denial?

Bones--

and all we got is a few drinks???

How about a renting a jet, filling it with women and booze and taking a trip around the world?

thanks for the setup. I'm off to Vegas now..

stan the man stubles in adresses the bartender "hey boy one pink lady and what ever the rest of the boys want"

"long time no see boys how is hangin

so what new in these here parts"

"no worries boys i just want you to think one thing you are what you eat and i see a few of you drinkin a brown liquid"

*JoeyB pushes open the front door, but just stands there for a minute remembering the pain and humiliation of "Operation Ball Peen" from the day before. He looks around to judge the reaction of everyone before entering

He nods at the familiar faces, trying to let them know that all is forgiven*

*JoeyB feels a bit more relaxed, but he quickly looks at his watch*



DAMN!

*It's much later than he thought and with a quick wave of goodbye, JoeyB limps back out the door, promising to return soon*

Hey JoeyB...

hope there is no hard feelings from that hammer thing. I'm off to Vegas, Bones cleaned house last night and tossed me some winnings. We can get you some hoes to make that thing of yours feel better and I will head down to the tables and hopefully make what Bones won look like chump change.

you in..

Bones, KWSN has all the crack you could possibly ever want. Hell, you can take all he's got left... if you can carry it.

Hey stan--

can you believe they patroled and already cleaned up our tagging from last night. I can not even find a trace of that toothless guy.

you want to head to Vegas also...maybe Bones will head back also. We need to hit OG tonight with our winnings...

hey bones-
have fun with the donkeys

yes i can believe the patroling what i cant believe is bones is keeping his rage locked inside him

love to go to vegas when are we heading out

Heroin+Donkeys= FUN

I have that tattooed on the back of my arm. I think its my motto.

KWSN does not want heroin that has been inside a donkey.

Ah fuck it, KWSN knows that's how all the heroin gets here anyway.

You guys haven't seen what I'm brewing in the bathroom have you?

I'm making homemade LSD, and homemade vodka.

If the latter doesnt blind you, you can take a hit of the first :)

*JoeyB proudly walks back in, realizing that he's among friends*


Hey, Go_AVS, yesterday was all about business. As far as I'm concerned, it never happened


*JoeyB moves around uncomfortably, still feeling the ill side effects which a hammer to the groin can cause*

*Joey looks around and suddenly realizes that the Inn is vacant*


Damn, my timing sucks!

Hello?

Hello?

Damn.

*Joey helps himself to some free peanuts, mutters under his breath....and slowly walks to the door*

:: wanders in from a day of hunting mimes ::

Anyone around who has access to the Guiness?

:: heads for bathroom, notices vats ::

Ooooh, can't wait to sample those once they're ready.

There's a place on Bermuda called the Swizzle Inn, where they serve rum swizzles. Motto is "swizzle in, stagger out."

Guiness's around. Drink 2, you'll be 35 lbs heavier.

in tijuana, hookers wear uniforms.

Fun times :)

sippin on coke and rum
im like so what im drunk
its the freakin weekend baby
im about to have me some fun

Hell yeah!

*JoeyB senses life. Could this finally be a good experience in the Stumble Inn? He strolls back to the bar and tries again for his long-awaited drink.*


"Scotch and soda please."

*Go_AVS calls up from Vegas and asks bartender*

Is JoeyB there. Can you tell him that me and Stan waited for him and gave up. We sent the lear jet back up there to pick up Joey and whoever else wants to pile in. Gotta go. The tables are hot and the women hotter!!

:: downs 3 pints of Guiness then starts throwing boulders around the parking lot in a effort to keep the yeasty goodness from becomming a permanent resident of my gut ::

Hey william_wallace, those boulders are for the Strongest Man competition...make sure they get back in the order they were before, okay?

ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!! ON THE HOUSE!

*JoeyB politely declines, thanks the barkeep for his time and hospitality and walks towards the door, apparently satisfied with a brief moment of happiness---and still smarting from the past trauma in this place*

"Thanks for everything....I'm sure I'll see you soon."


*He leaves*

No problem, wrkime.
:: puts boulders back where they were and heads back to the bar ::

Any chance of getting a tripple shot of Jameson?

Triple Jameson coming up.

Best of luck not dying tonight from alcohol poisoning. :)

::wrkime downs a bottle of Ketel One, much to the horror of onlookers....note-wrkime weighs 190 and is 6 feet tall, surely no good will come of this::

::if you listen closely, you can hear wrkime's liver saying, "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"::

:: sips the Jameson down to two shots worth, then downs it ::
Mmmmm, tasty.

Don't worry YzermanS19, I've inhereted my family's stainless steel liver :) . It should keep me going good untill someone busts out the Everclear. That stuff be rather strong.

::wrkime wretches violently expelling the contents of his stomach with the kind of force normally reserved for tsunamis. Smiling impishly, he pulls himself together and squeegees the mess to the floor drain::

Kids, don't try this at home.

:: listens to the sounds of rage and protest from wrkime's liver ::
I know that sound. My buddy's did that just after he nuked it with a pint of redbull and vodka.

Y-man, william_wallace's tab is on me, from now on,until further notice...
I'm back- who the fuck is on stage now????
Miranda! I need the usual!!! (and I need YOU!;)) This band should be better than what we experienced before!!!!:D

william_wallace, consider all debts paid.

*points to richeee*

This guy thought you needed it.

Everclear does a number on me, but did more on my girlfriend. After one shot and a few Sky Blues', she was druel pukin all night long.

My baby :(

AVS walks in with a wad of cash in hand.

Throws Bones an even mil and thanks him for the setup. Stan and I cleaned house in Vegas then partied all night long. I'm not sure when Stan is going to show up, I think he still had a few wild women with him. We didn't do as well as Bones but still took 8 mil.

AVS orders a Coors Light (Scotch might be a little rough right now)

cut off !!

Hey Bones - AC sounds good. I know some good places to hang there since it's my old stomping ground. Can't wait...

count me in, I could use a getaway.

I hope I can handle the GGW after last night but I'm always up for trying. Nothing is better than a blowjob at a blackjack table...

Got a new shipment of Das Komet and Jack Daniels....feel free to take a bottle home for the wife and kids ;)

DRINKS AROUND! Its going to be a very very good night for me :)

Bones, keep the fireworks out of the bar. My clothes are so soaked with alcohol, we'd all go up in flames.

Hola amigos and chicas, barkeep hows about a cubalibre

KWSN is homesick here....

So, in that case, serve him 50,000 (that is not a typo) Long Island Iced Teas... and a spirit water.

50,000 liit's coming up :)

have 49k on the house :)

KWSN will gladly pay for the 1,000 remaining LIIT's. In cash. In one bill. In one 5,000 dollar bill.

If all of the LIIT's are $4.75, do you have change for KWSN?

I got you covered KWSN, you're moeny's no good here....we will take care of everything....uh, right chief?

I could use a margarita right about now. Actually make it a pitcher. Then once I finish drinking the wonderful elixer I can smash the pitcher over my ex's head. :)

Hi boys! I'm back!
Sorry if I kept anyone waiting!
Can I get anyone a drink?

Hi hun ;) Come on! Whats the usual tonight ;)

*bump*

Can't believe this fell off the front page.

Drinks around everyone......galaxy, margarita coming right up.

Pitcher too :)


wrkime, your dead on. KW, money is no object in the Stumble Inn.

*Go_AVS stumbles in*

Can I get a bloody mary? I need something to soothe this hangover. Bones was a wild man in AC last night. Actually, make it a double...

Double Mary coming up.

Bones. Don't worry. The imaginary bar is more important than any real life scenario.

Keep your casino going :)

Guido? KW....watch for this bad mamma-jamma.

PS- I got my avatar finally--took me waaaaaaay too long :)

KWSN is not intimidated of this "Guido." KWSN could take him and his whole posse in one shot with his Uzi... partially because of the barrels of nitro at the back of the parking lot that he can shoot, causing them to explode and kill anyone who advances tenaciously towards the building.

Those barrells are actually what I'm using to brew up my newest batch of vodka.

Hopefully, noone will go blind.

I was totally shocked when we fell off the front page as well!
Not good!
So come on boys!
What can I get y'all!?

Get KWSN some aspirin.... 50,000 LIIT's are not the best for the head.

sorry to hear about your head problem there K.

try this.......*hands over a doob* this should help

flyman and his marajuana. Can't get enough ;)

But seriously, who doesnt enjoy a good smoke?

DRINKS AROUND! I'm glad I didnt have to be the one to revive it again!

Lets not let this fall off!

*begins filling glasses*

alrighty then.

keep 'em comin' too stevieY.rough evening with the boys in the jamroom last night.

buncha dickheads sleepin' on my couches so i had to come down for a drink.

i'll let the kids wake those fools up.(i hope it hurts them too)

KWSN is feeling very nice right about now. But he can't seem to stop floating towards the ceiling. Flyman, is there any way to prevent this?


(btw, Flyman, KWSN found his digital camera. Battery will be charged by tomorrow, quite possibly later today.)

I'm in the middle of brewing an "Old Ale" type brown ale. Should yeild a pretty high gravity. I'd say in the vacinity of 8% if all goes well (OG=1066). I'll drop off a gallon or two for you drunks ;-)

Sounds good Ruprex. I've got some homemade vodka being brewed too. flyman, keep the stuff coming, and i'll keep the drinks lined up and cold.

DRINKS AROUND

sure there is.....but if i told you it would take all of the fun outta us all laughin' at you up in the rafters like that.now come down from there you're gonna get hurt.

*christ's sake,some people eh*:D


(sounds good on the camera too KWSN)

does bones now use kw's self-referral in third person?

I think I've actually invented screwing on a chocolate river boat. The best is the swim after. (or the swim before--if you wanna lick it off)

Bones best not be stealin KWSN's third-person. You steal KWSN's third person, KWSN steals your life. Bitch.

Yeah, what he said. Respect, dawg.



Anyway. I've broke down and decided to add another wing to the Stumble Inn. What should we put it in it? I'm taking suggestions!

This wing should be a bordello. KWSN would make a very good bordello...uh... "manager."

Hi boys!
How we all going?
Can I help anyone?

You haven't? KWSN thinks Bones doesn't know what he's missing.

And you can never have enough ho's.

*Go_AVS wanders in and sits at the bar*

Can I have a Macallan 18 on the rocks and whats with all the damn ho-hos?

Oh I'm so tired. Work has got me down. I need to sleep a while.

Last round of drinks, then Mirand and wrkime are taking over. I just cant keep my eyes open anymore

Put it in the sink.

Btw: bones, you had the 420th post.

Flyman, bust out the phillies.....gonna get blunted.

:)

Its 4AM right now, waitin for my laundry to be done. I'm gonna have new clothes very soon!

The NEW and IMPROVED Stumble Inn is open for business.

I've repaired all the damage from the fire, cleaned up the stains from the brothel and collected all of Flyman's dropped...umm..."tobacco".

I added a special "Hookah" room with enough "arms" for everyone. The hookah can hold a bale at a time and uses a box fan set to low to keep smoke going. Enjoy people.

Go_AVS walks in and is high by the time he reaches the bar.

Instead of asking for the usual drink right away, asks bartender for some munchies...

wrkime, that hookah is definately a great improvement.

adds a sort of "70's disco" flavor to it.

Starting to smell like a disco in here too....

Maybe its time we open the windows in this place. However, I think if we did, it would kill the ozone.

Hey.... there's nothing wrong with a 70's Disco. That's KWSN's favorite type of place.

And don't open the windows. KWSN thinks that it'll melt paint off his car.

Disco's are nice, but smells from a disco is bad.

Smells like hot garbage in here too..... :(

it's about fuckin' time we got us a hookah.

BC's finest for all in the hookah.i've brought 6 bales,so that oughta keep us goin' eh?

beer please Miranda my dear.

Whuuuufffffff. Dude, koff, koff, I ain't seen a hookah running since the 70s.

Whuuuuufffff. Good shit. Whuuuuufffff

Ha ha ha ha, snookleberrys, ha ha ha ha, koff.

Dude, munchie run? I'm jonesing for some twinkies and mnms.

Whoa, tracers! Look dude.

Nipple rings? You mean like some kind of organization for nipples??????

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What?

Whuuuuuffffff

Mens room, mens room, mensrooooommmm, meeeennnnssssrrrooommm, mushroooommmmssss, mushmellooooowwwwww, ardvarks, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I loved the 70s dude.

*Shiney Red Bentley Rolls up, out jumps geezer in old 'Canes T-shirt an' ripped jean shorts, walks in 'n eyballs the place"

"Yo' anyone say E's... "Ebeneezer's Goode" man.. Lets rock this place, how y'all doing?"

"Just got back from Libya damn stinkin' traitors, turns out the CIA undercut my biz" *wanders to bar* "hey, can I get a bud please?, its' thirsty out there".

"By the way nice repair job wrkime".

60lbs of E? that sounds like a fuckin nightmare waiting to happen.

:) I'll eat 30lbs

::wrkime refills the hookah with 80 lbs of the world's finest hashish::

Toke on, everybody...

Free rounds for the people in the hookah room!

Hey Miranda! Put the last round on my tab. Sorry that it's been nothin' but hop-head gibberish since I've been gone, but at least they're peaceful!!!:D

OK! Let's start up that WHO tribute band now...
OK- Kick drum, please...

I wake under a table still stoned from walking into a smoke wall. I notice a huge stach of pills, take a handfull and pop them down. I then hear Bones talking about all the 60 lbs of X. I relealize I might never come down again. Oh well, I guess I will enjoy the ride...

Whuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffffff.................duuuuuuuuudddddde.

lift my head for a second, no use......fall back into comatose condition...

Boo

I've been gone but hopefully not forgotten. Says Shadow as she slips into something a little more comfy.

This kinda turned into an opium den...not the bar I knew...

But thats ok, I dont mind :)

Toke on!

Its been a while since I've been here. Probably for the best I suppose.

Who wants drinks?

eck, man I just got that re-felted.

I had a friend once, he took some ecstacy.
Tried to marry me and everyone in the room
it got a little messy, all over the curtains armchair covers, throw pillows and carpeting.
and so on

Okay everyone, I'm back from my temporary sabbatical....what the?!?! Bones get down from getting off on the pool table...that's just nasty.

I guess we'll close the hookah den for a couple of days, but I will buy a few rounds for the house.

/me pulls a bar stool out and has a seat.

Hey everyone!

Give me and my buddy over here a MGD

MGD comin up Krycheck....

Hookah den closed down!! Blasphemy!

Hey stevey y, too bad the AVS and Red Wings didn't fight this hard to keep their teams in it as long as you kept this this thread going....

By the way.. the X in you joint is killing me...

Finished scraping the residue from the walls, ceiling and floors in the hookah room. I balled it up and put it back in the hookah.

HOOKAH ROOM OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY !!!, where did everybody go!!