I'm only one person...give me time.

Somenosuke walks casually into the Inn, and has a seat at the bar.

Hi everyone!

May I have a hawaiian punch, please?

She appears to have no recollection of what she and her horde of girls did only a short time ago. She is chipper and oblivious to most of the events around her, as usual.

Slipping into something a little more comfy and easing into the new tub

As she lets the hot water music and lights wash over her from the bar

one Hawaiin punch for the blissfully unaware Somenosuke.

Give her another for me for the amusing enterainment earlier

:: downs car bomb, taking care to spill none ::
Great drinks, and random women dancing on the bar...this place rocks!

another Hawaiin punch for my lady friend from my other lady friend.

william_wallace, care for another?

Please. The last one was quite tasty.

:: contemplates kicking back in the spa for a bit ::

Invites Somenosuke to the new hot tub

Come on in the water is nice

one more Irish Car Bomb coming up...here you go. I do recommend the hot tub...there's beautiful women in it...and lots of bubbles.

with a heavy sigh Shadow pulls her self out of the tub and changes into a very dark bussiness suit

Maybe another night friends this one is over for me

:: downs second car bomb, then eases into the hot tub for some relaxation time ::

aaaaahhhhh

Hot tub!? Woohoo!

Somenosuke rips all her clothes off, having randomly decided to wear her bathing suit underneath her clothes tonight, and climbs into the hot tub with her two glasses of hawaiian punch

Oooooooh... this IS nice.

Somenosuke takes a sip from one glass of punch, then takes a sip from the other.

*scapegoat stumbles in and surveys the scene, Walks up the bar*

One glass of milk please, wait better make that a double!

Ohhhh HOt tub! I think i shall join the party.

*hops in and sits beside Somenosuke*

Hey babe, wanna wrestle? :D

:: looks at clock ::
Damn, time to depart for the night. Have to get some sleep for tomorrow's 8:00am final. I shall return once the evil known as Villanucci has passed.

:: makes a bathrobe out of bar napkins and scotch tape, then walks home ::

william, you could have slept upstairs in the many rooms designed for the TFP forum goers......theyre free to those who dont want to walk home, or are too drunk to drive home.

An escort will be provided if requested. Any pornstar you want, will be waiting for you.

Hi boys!
I'm back!
Sorry to keep you waiting, what can I do for you all?

*richeee comes back into the bar from his comp'ed room, and is amazed to see all the women dancing and singing on top of the bar.*
Hey Miranda, please get me another double Jaeger and pint o' Guinness. I just remembered that Y-the Man hired me to run sound for this top 40 band doing the debut night on the brand new Stumble-Stage! I hope these guys don't suck! I wonder what they're gonna play?...

i heard they suck........'nother wobbly pop please sweetie.

the only way they'll be any decent is cuz the 'ol richmiester is runnin' the sound.

when is the karaoke smashing party gonna happin'?
sign me up for that one

*pull tab reveals $1000.00 winner*

woohooooo i'm buyin' this round.Miranda dear.....set the whole house up on me.

ashtray........?

here's your ashtray. need matches?

*notices his Jack N Coke glass is almost empty, decides to refill it*

flyman, how many $1000 tabs is that this week? Like 4?

richeee-- Jaeger and Guiness coming up. What's the name of the band?

*Walks into the bar and sits down next to flyman and tosses a pack of smokes down on the bar.*.

What's up my brother? Help yourself to those.

wrkime -- Good to see you on this glorious Friday. No flights for me today. The only flying I intend to do doesn't involve machinery...;) How 'bout the usual?

I'm not quite sure if wrkime is around, troit. I'll get right on that order.

*begins filling glasses*

*wanders in * Hey Kids. * Sits at the bar * Gimme a triple gin and tonic. *Lights a smoke and admires the scene*

thanks bud......but i'm good yo go with this lighter

*flick.flick.flick.flick*

thank you kindly sir.drinks on me eh.

steviey.....set 'em up so we can knock 'em down.

*pulltab reveals a $50 spot*

can you give this to the purty girl that was in here yesterday.

she deserves it

'nother wobbly please and how 'bout a shot 'o Jack too.

Triple Gin and Tonic coming up.

flyman.....you have another one of those?

*points to what he's smoking*

Tips wrktime very well for te drink. *Leans over and asks to speak yzerman in private*

*gets out of the hottub dripping wet, and goes up to the bar*

Give me another glass o' milk, and im feeling daring this time, better make it chocolate!

*Throws back the rest of the black and tan and slams the little guy*

YzermanS19 -- Can I get another one of those ice, cold, refreshing Black and Tans and how 'bout two more of those little guys? They are delicious you know. And give flyman here whatever he wants -- straight up, my treat.

Hey flyman -- I see crazycousinjim tied another good one on again. Hopefully I'll get to his condition soon enough. So what the fuck is up with that hot tub? Sure as shit that thing wasn't in here yesterday..

*Being new to these parts of town, Pokey McSmot walks into The Stumble Inn for a quick drink. Goes up to the bar*

Can I get a Bacardi & Coke, with a lime?

Also, what's a guy gotta do to get a Golden Tee machine in here?

*Tips Yzerman a quick $50 for promptness with the Golden Tee machine*

::wrkime stumbles in from outside very dirty and sweaty::

Sorry, I've been unavailable...I built that bocci ball court outside. Building the canopy was easy, but leveling the ground and installing the heaters and retractable walls was a bitch.

I need the biggest beer right now.

::proceeds to do tap stand::

I built the hot tub last night...seats 80.

Shay, any of you guys, hic, you guys, hic, you guys, hic, ya'all, hic, what tha?, hic, neber mind, I'll just go in tha perkinglot.

*smiles happily while whiping out a glass*

You patrons are so good to the employees of ye Ol' Stumble Inn, that I shall buy the drinks for the day!

Eat, Drink and be Merry!

But hey, be merry upstairs alright.....we've got virgin eyes in our midst. I don't know who those eyes would belong to, but we'd better be politically correct.

DRINKS AROUND!

*begins filling steady stream of Jack, Martini, Hawaiian Punch, Gin and Tonic, and other drinks*

*grabs rockgre*

Whoa....ho. Where ya going partner? C'mon rock, I've drank with you before and you got room for a couple more in ya. wrkime -- whatever this guy wants. *slips wrkime $50* For you and that lady friend who's usually back there. Where'd she go? You guys out of Hawaiian punch or something?

heya troit...ya feeling better? it's time for a few more beers now that flyman is away. I can't stay long because of the NHL playoff game tonight, unless the game is on the big screen, then I could stay all night.

What the hell why not. Can we get another round over here and don't forget about those little guys...I'll take three this time - straight up, my treat.

*passes another round to troit*

Have fun!

GO NHL!