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YzermanS19 08-11-2003 06:55 PM
Man vs. Machines
 
How do I know your not all robots?

Yeah, I'd like to see you answer that!

And.....if you got a legitimate theory, tell me how you know that I'M not a robot!

Giant Hamburger 08-11-2003 07:26 PM
Hail Possible Robot YzermanS19!

We must be tested with fire
http://www.railway-technology.com/co...estanlage4.jpg
Only a robot could survive that heat.

I'll keep your burnt skull on my robot desk.
-RGH

Mephisto2 08-11-2003 07:30 PM
Robots we may well be.

But Super Hi-Tech robots from Japan that can spell!!!

Sayonara stupid human!

:)

Mr Mephisto

YzermanS19 08-11-2003 07:35 PM
This is the most widespread robot pyramid scheme I've seen since many moons ago. This could possibly engulf all of TFP!

WOE IS ME! I AM BUT A LONE HUMAN SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS!

Nefir 08-11-2003 07:44 PM
Its no use denying it. We are all robots. And we are here to protect you. Do you have stairs in your house?

Fremen 08-11-2003 11:07 PM
Do we robots not bleed lubricant, too?
http://www.swingmachine.org/issue15/robot.html
http://www.iowa-city.k12.ia.us/Schoo...GIFs/robot.gif

drawerfixer 08-11-2003 11:22 PM
http://www.sick-boy.com/images/ai.gif

Steven Speilberg has been dropping hints all along...

YourNeverThere 08-11-2003 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Nefir
Do you have stairs in your house?
What is that from? i know that, was half of the SomethingAwful phrase to ask is someone was a goon, i think at least.

TerresqueÜ 08-11-2003 11:38 PM
Robots are smart...That answer enough?

Nefir 08-12-2003 06:12 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by YourNeverThere
What is that from? i know that, was half of the SomethingAwful phrase to ask is someone was a goon, i think at least.
You are on the right track.

http://www.somethingawful.com/spam/i...obot/index.htm

Then there's also that Laziest Men on Mars song... :D

cchris 08-12-2003 07:07 AM
Robots are expected to be pervasive in the society in a not too distant future where they will work extensively as assistants of humans in various activities.

wario 08-12-2003 07:07 AM
0001101001001010101110010101010000101010101!

Stiltzkin 08-12-2003 07:28 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by wario
0001101001001010101110010101010000101010101!
wario is a robot! Not only does he speak binary, but he speaks machine language too! This is the message decoded:
→J╣T*♣


Quote:
Originally posted by YzermanS19
How do I know your not all robots?

Yeah, I'd like to see you answer that!

And.....if you got a legitimate theory, tell me how you know that I'M not a robot!
Your fuzzy logic drive must've kicked in. Most robots know the distinction between "your" and "you're".

Behold, for I am Moogletron 9000
http://www.imgmag.org/images/stiltzkin/tron.jpg

YzermanS19 08-12-2003 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Stiltzkin
[B]Your fuzzy logic drive must've kicked in. Most robots know the distinction between "your" and "you're"
NOTICE: STILLZKIN IS NOT A ROBOT, REPEAT, NOT A ROBOT. I've determined that Robots cannot be nearly so obnoxious when it comes to cheap grammar mistakes, unless your a grammar robot. Such as displayed on the Simpsons as "Lingwo"

Stiltzkin 08-13-2003 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
yzerman. you used a contraction in your first post.

if i remember correctly from when i used to watch star trek robots do not use contractions.

/me goes and crawls back into his hole
Amen. :cool:

YzermanS19 08-13-2003 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
yzerman. you used a contraction in your first post.

if i remember correctly from when i used to watch star trek robots do not use contractions.

/me goes and crawls back into his hole
What If I'm a contractor robot. Then I could contract the hell out of words.

The issue at hand is not if I'm a robot....its if you are one!

YzermanS19 08-13-2003 06:43 PM
So thats what that GUILY is in your title........YOU'RE GUILTY OF BEING A ROBUT!


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