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qpid · 04-23-2003, 05:06 PM

With imitation being the sincerest form of flattery here's my take at this

So feel free to ask me anything about the revolution, the nickname, being black, or my gf

Whatever floats your lil boat

SexyCat · 04-23-2003, 05:07 PM

I'll bite...what is with the nickname?

uncle phil · 04-23-2003, 05:07 PM

why is there air?

qpid · 04-23-2003, 05:09 PM

When I was in college I wrote a dating and advice column for the lonely engineers (this was at michigan tech) and needed a pen name. So I decided on Q. Pid and since I hate hitting the shift or space key more times than necessary its been shortened to qpid. I have friends who don't know what my real name is

qpid · 04-23-2003, 05:10 PM

There is air because it is a necessity for life on this planet and I dont know about you but I'm a bit addicted to breathing and living

william_wallace · 04-23-2003, 05:11 PM

How may sheep's bladders be employed to prevent earthquakes?

also:

Is the ninja storm trooper division commander's post still available in your liberation army?

SexyCat · 04-23-2003, 05:17 PM

So how does it feel to have me as your BOSS in your own army?

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 05:18 PM

Where's dancin' Jackson? I miss him!

qpid · 04-23-2003, 05:24 PM

William_wallace: It takes only five sheep bladders but they need to be prepared correctly, and yes the position is still available post in the thread to be accepted

SExycat: I've had worse bosses so its alright and I've seen your pics on the exhib forum so you're not someone I would mind seeing everyday

KWSN: well if my post count wasn't axed he would be there

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 05:28 PM

How many posts did you have before they were axed, and does it really matter that much to you?

Cause I'm OK with it.

SexyCat · 04-23-2003, 05:29 PM

Why don't you post in the exhibition forum?

qpid · 04-23-2003, 05:31 PM

I had a bit over 250, it only matters to me becuse I had an avatar, mike was always there dancing to make me happy

sexycat - i don't have a camera

bubbaspike · 04-23-2003, 07:31 PM

What is your battlefield assesment

qpid · 04-23-2003, 09:09 PM

bubba - bf1942 all the way

scapegoat · 04-23-2003, 11:07 PM

Qpid, as part of your Amry, what sort of benifits am i entiled to, i mean do i get college money? or at least life insurance?

myMHz · 04-23-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qpid
There is air because it is a necessity for life on this planet and I dont know about you but I'm a bit addicted to breathing and living

There is air to blow up basketballs, blow up volleyballs.
-Bill Cosby

Fly · 04-24-2003, 05:08 AM

when urinating,do you hold your member with your right hand or left?

you play chess?

how do you get rid of those damn willnots?

qpid · 04-24-2003, 05:11 PM

Wowah now college money? All of that goes for me first you get the scraps

I hold with both hands I have a lot to hold

I love chess but it takes a few games for me to get good

willnots come out with a little elbow grease

JumpinJesus · 04-24-2003, 06:17 PM

Do you know the way to San Jose?

GuttersnipeXL · 04-24-2003, 06:26 PM

What kind of music do you listen to? Also what is your favorite breakfast item?

qpid · 04-24-2003, 06:29 PM

San Jose is thataway!

I listen to a lot of rock, classic rock, and oldies

Fave breakfast item is orange juice or a good morning hummer (but the gf isnt around enough for that)

GuttersnipeXL · 04-24-2003, 06:36 PM

You're starting to have a fair amount of followers across the board, whattaya think 'bout that?

qpid · 04-24-2003, 06:52 PM

I think it is wonderful

"You love me, you really love me"

SexyCat · 04-24-2003, 07:14 PM

What is the square root of 23?

qpid · 04-24-2003, 07:18 PM

something between 4 and 5, i havent used a calculator in a while, ahhh the life of a film major

Fly · 04-24-2003, 09:08 PM

you flip your ginch inside out to prolong trips to the laundry?

boxers or briefs?

how are we gonna defeat microsoft?

you think it'll be tough?

qpid · 04-25-2003, 06:04 PM

fuck that I wear the same clothes many days in a row cuz im too cheap to do laundry regurlarly

both but i usually prefer briefs

We'll hack the Gibson!

Hell yeha it'll be tough we'll need all the hackers on theplanet to help and they need to send cookie monster viruses and bunny rabbits

JadziaDax · 04-25-2003, 06:24 PM

Why are you a sheep?

qpid · 04-25-2003, 06:31 PM

I'm not a sheep I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing

qpid · 04-26-2003, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
Where's dancin' Jackson? I miss him!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES BACK

NoSoup · 05-23-2003, 07:19 PM

How do you feel about me taking the world over before you?

iRtehCrispeh · 05-23-2003, 09:01 PM

Do I have permision to hack NoSoups head off?!

qpid · 05-23-2003, 09:51 PM

NoSoup - Inconceivable

iRtehCrispeh- The sooner the better!

iRtehCrispeh · 05-23-2003, 11:33 PM

**Hacks NoSoups head off, places it on a pole, gouges his eyes with his cleaver, makes a necklace out of 'em, and hands it to qpid!**

Revolt now bitchO.o

NoSoup · 05-24-2003, 10:37 AM

Y'know, I still feel pretty damn good for having my head hacked off. It must be related to the fact that I am invincible and still winning the war.

Sun Tzu · 05-24-2003, 12:42 PM

What does it feel like to get scratched, scrounged, scrunched, stretched, scraughed, scrinched, scritched, scrooched, sprainged, spreathed, throughed, and thrutched?

Why am I wrong to think the Rooster came before the chicken or the egg?

Minx · 05-26-2003, 01:36 PM

qpid when the hell are you going to crush this other revolution....it's distracting me!
Send in the goons, will ya?

XenuHubbard · 05-27-2003, 01:54 AM

Okay, why should we come to you to look for answers instead of JadziaDax or *Nikki*?

Meridae'n · 05-27-2003, 03:47 AM

The lyrics of 'One Night in Bangkok' it says "You'll find a god in every golden cloister"...

What the hell's a 'cloister'?

bender · 05-27-2003, 08:22 AM

No soup gave me a better offer, why do you think that is ?
Do you hate haveing to pony up big time for services ?
Whats the deal with Microsoft why not take on the ultimate evil...
muppets.

04-23-2003, 05:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Ask qpid (Why the heck not?) With imitation being the sincerest form of flattery here's my take at this So feel free to ask me anything about the revolution, the nickname, being black, or my gf Whatever floats your lil boat __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 05:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	why is there air? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-23-2003, 05:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	When I was in college I wrote a dating and advice column for the lonely engineers (this was at michigan tech) and needed a pen name. So I decided on Q. Pid and since I hate hitting the shift or space key more times than necessary its been shortened to qpid. I have friends who don't know what my real name is __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 05:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	There is air because it is a necessity for life on this planet and I dont know about you but I'm a bit addicted to breathing and living __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 05:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
william_wallace Crazy Location: either boston or upstate ny	How may sheep's bladders be employed to prevent earthquakes? also: Is the ninja storm trooper division commander's post still available in your liberation army? __________________ I'm the Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college...” - some woman that Lewis Black heard in IHOP

04-23-2003, 05:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	I'll bite...what is with the nickname?

04-23-2003, 05:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	So how does it feel to have me as your BOSS in your own army?

04-23-2003, 05:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
KWSN green	Where's dancin' Jackson? I miss him! __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-23-2003, 05:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	William_wallace: It takes only five sheep bladders but they need to be prepared correctly, and yes the position is still available post in the thread to be accepted SExycat: I've had worse bosses so its alright and I've seen your pics on the exhib forum so you're not someone I would mind seeing everyday KWSN: well if my post count wasn't axed he would be there __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 05:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
KWSN green	How many posts did you have before they were axed, and does it really matter that much to you? Cause I'm OK with it. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-23-2003, 05:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	Why don't you post in the exhibition forum?

04-23-2003, 05:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	I had a bit over 250, it only matters to me becuse I had an avatar, mike was always there dancing to make me happy sexycat - i don't have a camera __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 07:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
bubbaspike Psycho Location: neither here, nor there	What is your battlefield assesment __________________ Y'all watch this.......

04-23-2003, 09:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	bubba - bf1942 all the way __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 11:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
scapegoat Insane	Qpid, as part of your Amry, what sort of benifits am i entiled to, i mean do i get college money? or at least life insurance? __________________ Sticks and Stones may break my bones, But Whips and Chains Excite me!

04-24-2003, 06:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Do you know the way to San Jose? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

04-24-2003, 05:08 AM	#17 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	when urinating,do you hold your member with your right hand or left? you play chess? how do you get rid of those damn willnots? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-24-2003, 05:11 PM	#18 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Wowah now college money? All of that goes for me first you get the scraps I hold with both hands I have a lot to hold I love chess but it takes a few games for me to get good willnots come out with a little elbow grease __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-24-2003, 06:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	What kind of music do you listen to? Also what is your favorite breakfast item? __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-24-2003, 06:29 PM	#21 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	San Jose is thataway! I listen to a lot of rock, classic rock, and oldies Fave breakfast item is orange juice or a good morning hummer (but the gf isnt around enough for that) __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-24-2003, 06:36 PM	#22 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	You're starting to have a fair amount of followers across the board, whattaya think 'bout that? __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-24-2003, 06:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	I think it is wonderful "You love me, you really love me" __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-24-2003, 07:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	What is the square root of 23?

04-24-2003, 07:18 PM	#25 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	something between 4 and 5, i havent used a calculator in a while, ahhh the life of a film major __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-24-2003, 09:08 PM	#26 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you flip your ginch inside out to prolong trips to the laundry? boxers or briefs? how are we gonna defeat microsoft? you think it'll be tough? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-25-2003, 06:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	fuck that I wear the same clothes many days in a row cuz im too cheap to do laundry regurlarly both but i usually prefer briefs We'll hack the Gibson! Hell yeha it'll be tough we'll need all the hackers on theplanet to help and they need to send cookie monster viruses and bunny rabbits __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-25-2003, 06:24 PM	#28 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Why are you a sheep?

04-25-2003, 06:31 PM	#29 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	I'm not a sheep I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

05-23-2003, 07:19 PM	#31 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	How do you feel about me taking the world over before you? __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

05-23-2003, 09:01 PM	#32 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	Do I have permision to hack NoSoups head off?!

05-23-2003, 09:51 PM	#33 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	NoSoup - Inconceivable iRtehCrispeh- The sooner the better! __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

05-23-2003, 11:33 PM	#34 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	Hacks NoSoups head off, places it on a pole, gouges his eyes with his cleaver, makes a necklace out of 'em, and hands it to qpid! Revolt now bitchO.o

05-24-2003, 10:37 AM	#35 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Y'know, I still feel pretty damn good for having my head hacked off. It must be related to the fact that I am invincible and still winning the war. __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

05-24-2003, 12:42 PM	#36 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	What does it feel like to get scratched, scrounged, scrunched, stretched, scraughed, scrinched, scritched, scrooched, sprainged, spreathed, throughed, and thrutched? Why am I wrong to think the Rooster came before the chicken or the egg? __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

05-26-2003, 01:36 PM	#37 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	qpid when the hell are you going to crush this other revolution....it's distracting me! Send in the goons, will ya? __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-27-2003, 01:54 AM	#38 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Okay, why should we come to you to look for answers instead of JadziaDax or Nikki? __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000