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Ask qpid (Why the heck not?)
With imitation being the sincerest form of flattery here's my take at this :)
So feel free to ask me anything about the revolution, the nickname, being black, or my gf :) Whatever floats your lil boat |
I'll bite...what is with the nickname?
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why is there air?
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When I was in college I wrote a dating and advice column for the lonely engineers (this was at michigan tech) and needed a pen name. So I decided on Q. Pid and since I hate hitting the shift or space key more times than necessary its been shortened to qpid. I have friends who don't know what my real name is :)
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There is air because it is a necessity for life on this planet and I dont know about you but I'm a bit addicted to breathing and living ;)
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How may sheep's bladders be employed to prevent earthquakes?
also: Is the ninja storm trooper division commander's post still available in your liberation army? |
So how does it feel to have me as your BOSS in your own army?
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Where's dancin' Jackson? I miss him!
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William_wallace: It takes only five sheep bladders but they need to be prepared correctly, and yes the position is still available post in the thread to be accepted
SExycat: I've had worse bosses so its alright and I've seen your pics on the exhib forum so you're not someone I would mind seeing everyday KWSN: well if my post count wasn't axed he would be there :( |
How many posts did you have before they were axed, and does it really matter that much to you?
Cause I'm OK with it. |
Why don't you post in the exhibition forum?
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I had a bit over 250, it only matters to me becuse I had an avatar, mike was always there dancing to make me happy
sexycat - i don't have a camera |
What is your battlefield assesment
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bubba - bf1942 all the way
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Qpid, as part of your Amry, what sort of benifits am i entiled to, i mean do i get college money? or at least life insurance?
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when urinating,do you hold your member with your right hand or left?
you play chess? how do you get rid of those damn willnots? |
Wowah now college money? All of that goes for me first you get the scraps :)
I hold with both hands I have a lot to hold ;) I love chess but it takes a few games for me to get good willnots come out with a little elbow grease |
Do you know the way to San Jose?
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What kind of music do you listen to? Also what is your favorite breakfast item?
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San Jose is thataway!
I listen to a lot of rock, classic rock, and oldies Fave breakfast item is orange juice or a good morning hummer (but the gf isnt around enough for that) |
You're starting to have a fair amount of followers across the board, whattaya think 'bout that?
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I think it is wonderful :)
"You love me, you really love me" |
What is the square root of 23?
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something between 4 and 5, i havent used a calculator in a while, ahhh the life of a film major
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you flip your ginch inside out to prolong trips to the laundry?
boxers or briefs? how are we gonna defeat microsoft? you think it'll be tough? |
fuck that I wear the same clothes many days in a row cuz im too cheap to do laundry regurlarly
both but i usually prefer briefs We'll hack the Gibson! Hell yeha it'll be tough we'll need all the hackers on theplanet to help and they need to send cookie monster viruses and bunny rabbits |
Why are you a sheep?
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I'm not a sheep I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing ;)
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How do you feel about me taking the world over before you?
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Do I have permision to hack NoSoups head off?!:D
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NoSoup - Inconceivable
iRtehCrispeh- The sooner the better! |
**Hacks NoSoups head off, places it on a pole, gouges his eyes with his cleaver, makes a necklace out of 'em, and hands it to qpid!**
Revolt now bitchO.o |
Y'know, I still feel pretty damn good for having my head hacked off. It must be related to the fact that I am invincible and still winning the war.
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What does it feel like to get scratched, scrounged, scrunched, stretched, scraughed, scrinched, scritched, scrooched, sprainged, spreathed, throughed, and thrutched?
Why am I wrong to think the Rooster came before the chicken or the egg? |
qpid when the hell are you going to crush this other revolution....it's distracting me!
Send in the goons, will ya? |
Okay, why should we come to you to look for answers instead of JadziaDax or *Nikki*?
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The lyrics of 'One Night in Bangkok' it says "You'll find a god in every golden cloister"...
What the hell's a 'cloister'? |
No soup gave me a better offer, why do you think that is ?
Do you hate haveing to pony up big time for services ? Whats the deal with Microsoft why not take on the ultimate evil... muppets. |
How do you get rid of shoe odor? The inside of my shoe got soaked and I didn't dry it off for a few days and now it smells horrid.
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When looking into a revolution to support, what are some of the highnotes I should be looking for.
Is it what I can ofer them in way of my kung fu bike mechanic skills or should I be looking for what they can offer me. Should I join the side that appears to be winning or go help the underdog. |
Ahem...since qpid is AWOL at the moment apparently I shall answer your question gsrider.
You should join the side that was the original, the best and the one that has the cutest Head Cheerleader *batting eyelashes*. We've got food, booze, great looking chicks, a super health benefit plan....what more can a guy ask for? |
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Oh yeah, wear socks with them all the time, helps big time... |
Sun Tzu -
Like Warm Apple Pie Not the chicken had to come first or it wouldn't have come at all.. Minx - Its already in the works Xenu - I am damn sexy and my penis weighs a metric ton.. Meridean - a cluster of oysters bender - but does he have Minx in his army? and Microsoft is the tip of the iceberg nahs - have no feet gsrider - join me and then you can stop worrying |
Why GSRIDER, it seems that we just gained an opening for a position in kung fu bike mechanic. My old one was such a great guy I gave him a couple billion bucks and let him take over the world ... for a while. You might have heard of him. I think his name was William Gates, but we always called him Willie.
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Methinks that those that promise all end up giving nothing.
Don't trust NoSoup, boys....you will most likely end up some sort of slaves in his dungeon....toiling alone in some pit every day...no more sex...no more booze...no more fun. *sighs* I'm sticking with qpid! |
Hmmmm. Is there any "kool-aid" associated with either revolution... you know how fanatic leaders and their kool-aid refreshement breaks go.
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hey man....are you okay?
you gonna get sick? you got the time? my daughter's birthday is on saturday.what should i get her? why is my freakin' horse scared of everything? |
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I hope not tho I was in the hospital about a month ago, I'm better now If you got the stamina ;) Something from the Powerpuff Girls, like a shot glass Cuz you let fat people sit on it, stop that |
So Mr. Emperor Supreme...since I have lured bender over to our side and have proven my loyalty to you and the boss "SexyCat" lol.....do I get to keep him? huh huh? I'm a great recruiter.....
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....has army life developed a fun side ?
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ahem....and being a slave to me would be bad how?
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umm it would seem that Minx has taken thread over and it should now be ask Minx
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Minx he is yours to do as you will, just post it in the Tilted Exhibition forum :)
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lmoa...it's a deal!
Woo hoo! :D |
Have I been bought, sold and traded like a baseball card or is it just me ?
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Bender - more like a packmule
btw change your sig |
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qpid....here's a question for you (back to the original thread lol)
So, what are your plans now that you have crushed the "other revolution"? :D |
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