oldtimer

http://www.timecube.com/
If someone could dull it down a bit for me. I couldn't get pass the "<i>evil ass bastard teachers that seek to educate the dumb students stupidly</i>". Yeah, I'm pretty lost on this one.

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ReggErving

I got lost after the first few paragraphs...I seek help...

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BadForm

And from there he ends up with this classic insight at the end...

"GOD IS CORNERED AS A QUEER."

I didn't get much out of it. Couldn't force myself to try and understand what he was saying. Very weird though.

Perfect use of

crow_daw

I thought that stuff was pretty funny, and I didn't waste my time trying to comprehend it. I think that would be a fruitless venture.

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Mephisto2

And I thought some of the people here were strange...

How on Earth did you find that site?!

Mr Mephisto

Nisses

whehel
wtf is the closest I can come to any sensible comment.

I guess he thought that if he said Time Cube often enough, people would believe him?
Dunno what else to say

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TIO

That's been a favourite crank page for quite a while. One of our Physics lecturers offered a prize to anyone who could decipher it. Nobody claimed.

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Peetster

He lost me at "unrefutable". No such word.

He meant irrefutable, but stupid people piss me off.

platypus

Well, after banging my head with a brick a few times, I think I understand.

Good morning boys and girls. Today we're going to learn a new word...

WHACK-JOB!

Can you say whack-job? Sure, I knew you could.

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bobbles

Err, that freaks me out o_o

ratbastid

Nature has no choice but to bring
forth a hell upon evil cubelessness.
Know it to be of your own making.

I've been looking for a new quote for my signature. This may be a contender!!

^dude

whoa, my head is gonna explode

GSRIDER

quick scroll
quick scroll
quick scroll

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LewisCouch

All hail the mighty Cubeholio! What a basket case.

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neoinoakleys

What is this guy smoking, and why isn't he sharing??

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TIO

I tried to read it. Just in case it got intelligible. I got about a third of the way through before I gave up, simply because I got tired of being called stupid. If this guy was ever so slightly more courteous to his readers, perhaps more people would be willing to read.

I got a laugh out of the bit where he conferred a PhD in 'cubism' upon himself

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tenchi069

Guy speak much, say little.

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JumpinJesus

This guy's an idiot, any 1st grade math student knows it's a time <i>pentagon</i>, not a cube. What a fool.

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oldtimer

I'm going to pretend you <b>didn't</b> say that.
But in defense, finding that site was a mere accident.
Follow the steps to confirm below:
1. Visit google.com
2. Type in <i>wisest</i> (at the time I forgot how to spell it so I wanted a quick recap if I spelled it wrong)
3. First search result contained a link to: The World's Wisest Man
4. From there I scrolled down to the bottom of his page and saw the link: Timecube
5. And, now here we are.

For no apparent reason I decided to put this in
I was in a Top Gun mood.

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kalisto_911

I think everyone that reads that should go buy some
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Conclamo Ludus

You guys don't like my site? You just don't understand the timecube you godless four-corner-brained educated stupids.

Don't say I didn't warn you! Hahahaha...

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TerresqueÜ

*brain explodes* ...I won't even try to take half the day to comprehend that!

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grumpyolddude

He's cute! Does Richard Gere know about him?

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TwistedFate

Okay, I actually read, well most of it. And I must say that I am 6 times as wise as this idiot. He says that there are 4 simultaneous days. What a limited thinker. There are in acuality 24 days. Using his own logic that my midday is somebody elses midnight, sombody elses sunup, and a fourth persons sundown. I can prove without a shadow of a doubt that my noon, is somebodies 1PM, 2PM, 3PM etc... for a total of 24 different days. This guy needs to bow to the power of my brain. Sombody also needs to tell him a cube has 6 sides.

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Tandem

Read a fair bit of it - but far from all.

Saddness to say the least.

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MacGnG

haha ok
one realy really long index page = stupid
therefore i dont read any of it

marcopolo

wow. that's one huge ass soap box .

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peetster said:

He lost me at "unrefutable". No such word.

kind of like "irregardless..."
doesn't that piss you off?

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Stiltzkin

Aww nuts, I was hoping that I was gonna be the first to point these things out :: snaps finger:: Good job, TwistedFate

Anyways, according to my computer, there are 26 different time zones. I follow your logic, TwistedFate, but I think there are actually an infinite number of days perpetually starting and ending on every point of the Earth, forever and ever. We can even go into the "metaphysical" aspect of this issue and say that a day depends not only on sunrise and sunset, but on individual perception. A day begins and ends at a different time for each individual creature of this Earth-- not just humans. This means that trillions upon trillions of days begin and end ever nanosecond of the Earth's rotation. Thereby proving not that we actually live in a time cube, or time pentagon, or even a time circle-- in fact, not even a time sphere. What we live in, ladies and gentlement (get ready for it) is a time hyper sphere!

My worldly travels as a moogle of this Earth tend to hold this theory as true, although you are free to disagree.

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But it makes no sense!

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He lost me at "unrefutable". No such word.

then there's "definately..."

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napalm

I just wanna know how the time cube has only 4 corners ...cubes have 8 corners. therefore his theory is correct, however it is a timesquare and not cube

jhericurl21

that was quite the good read

bermuDa

last line of the first paragraph: Is english this guy's third language or something?

The earth doesn't travel any farther due to its tilt or rotation... however a single point on the earth would move farther (in something of a spiral) than if there was no rotation... and what does the vertical axis of the earth, which has nothing to do with the rotation anyways, have to do with the horizontal line on a heart monitor when death occurs? and again the last sentence... wtf?

lol that's the only part that makes sense.

It seems that this guy is stuck thinking relative only to certain points on the globe... and in terms of sun-up, sun-down, mid-day, and midnight. Essentially he's divided the day into four parts, and since he can separate the earth on two intersecting axises (is that grammatically correct? what's the plural of axis anyways?) he can say that for every quarter of a rotation, there is SOMEWHERE on the earth a sun-up, a mid-day, a sun-down, and a midnight... while that is correct, it doesn't mean the time from around the world adds up to make a day every 1/4 rotation.

Can I claim my $1,000 yet, or has my education stupified me and blinded me to the ultimate truth of chrono-cubism?

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bermuDa

in addition, couldn't i just claim the earth can be broken into 24 separate axises, therefore there are actually 24 separate days in a single rotation? I think i'll call it didodecahedron time!

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bermuDa

wow... I come back a week later and no new posts? i guess too many of you tried to read the site and your heads exploded.

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bernadette

no way i am gonna bother to read all that pompous dribble.

but what a well designed page! with the extra large font for stupid people to see more easily & with so many pretty primary colors it really lends itself as serious & respectable.

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marshall26

"YOU are the lowest form.
YOU can't procreate alone.
YOU destroyed the village.
YOU destroyed the family.
YOU destroyed childhood.
YOU destroyed naturalism.
YOU don't know the Truth.
YOU pitiful mindless fools,
YOU are educated stupid.
YOU worship cubeless word.
YOU are your own poison.
YOU create your own hell.
YOU must seek Time Cube."

that was interesting though

iktoweya

meh white hurts the eyes

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