What would you do for a million dollars?
 

Would you sleep with someone for 1 million dollars?

1.If you were single?

2.Committed relationship?

3.Married?

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Only fair that I answer my own questions,

1. Yes if SHE was pretty enough

2. No

3.No

Yes, yup, and HELL YEAH! I would have to admit that i would do just about anything for a million bucks. As long as it didn't hurt anyone or violate my morals ( which get lower the later and drunker I get).

1. Define "sleep"
2. No
3. No

Being single is a "maybe" depending on too many details. "Is she pretty?" "How far would I have to go?" "Is she skanky?" "Is she disease ridden?" "Is she related?" etc.

Just about anything. More reasonable question for me would be, "What wouldn't you do for a Million dollars?"

and to answer that question: Put any of my pets to sleep.

1.yes
2. maybe, if she was alright with it *yeah right*.
3. same as #2

1.

1. Yes, even if she was extremely bad looking

2. Yes

3. Yes, I would tell my wife i only did it so that we would be millionaires and i am sure she would understand (I know i would)

Hell, put a million in front of me and I'd consider sleeping with another GUY. Even with the ravages of inflation, that's still a big pile of money.

yes.
yes.
yes.

there is no thought required for me here.

although, karma would catch up with me sooner or later for disrespecting my penis.

A million dollars would buy a lot of happiness for your penis. I'm sure he'd forgive you.

And for me, all three. I'm sure the wife would understand.

Yes to all, except in a car. I have a lot of trouble sleeping in the car.

If I wake up in the middle, do I lose the money?

Yeah, yeah, and yeah, so long as my girlfriend/wife okayed it.

1. yes
2. yes
3. only if my husband okayed it

I believe that sums it up

what he said

Yes I would, My wife would make me. (2 kids in college)

HMM let me think..........YES!!! but would you let your wife?

male or female?

Yes, if it is a SHE and pretty
No
No

Yes
yes
yes

and if there was a problem afterwards who cares I've got a cool mill. in my pocket.

Yes I would! I love her that much dammit!

I'd sleep with Joan bloody Rivers for that amount of money.

I too agree with Bones

yes
yes
no

Yes
No
No

i dont understand why people say " yes, if she is pretty" ...its a million bucks were talkin about and thats a butt load of cash for a few mins work...for a million bucks id stick my dick just about anywhere.=p

Yes
Maybe (depends on the person I am committed to)
Nope

Yes
Yes
Yes

yes to all only if it is a human and of the opposit sex, and is half way normal looking

Yes
Yes
Yes

My only rule is that she doesn't have any STDs.

if it isnt going to hurt/disease me any then fuck yeah

agreed. though then again, what if I already had a million dollars? Would I still do it then.

Who am I kidding, yep.:)

Baby, it is a million bucks
 

Good point, yes to number one depending on the above quote, and I would definitly talk about it first with my lover for 2 and 3.

baby, please, we are talking a million bucks.

Sure why not? it's only sleeping right? just checking...

Yes too all three,
I would imagine my wife would get pissed if I passed up the million
shit she would proabably put on a strap on and fuck em her self if that is what we needed to do for a million dollars

agree 100%:thumbsup:

This reminds me of a joke I heard today...

a kid was talking to his dad and asked him "dad, can you explain the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

the dad thought for a moment and said "yeah I think so... hold on..." He left the room and returned with his wife and daughter.

He asked his wife "Honey, would you sleep with the mailman for a million dollars?" She paused and said "hmm, i guess so. yeah"
Then he turned to his daughter "How about you? would you sleep with the mailmain for a million dollars?" "hell yeah" she said.

Then he turned to his son. "See, hypothetically we're sitting on two million dollars... In reality we live with a couple of whores!"

what would I do for a million dollars....

A GOAT!!!! >=)