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dy156 · 12-11-2003, 08:26 AM

Thrown in the pokie
A friend raised the bail money
Now that's a kind bud!

next:
pipes

Tophat665 · 12-11-2003, 08:48 AM

Gurgle through the joints,
Transferring water about.
Morse code under ground.

Next: Self Referential Words

dy156 · 12-12-2003, 12:12 PM

Not sure what you mean.
speaking in the third person,
or are stories mine?

Revealing oneself
through Haiku only fun if
there are good stories!

or

"Bob Dole can get hard"
- the former pres. candidate
talking 'bout himself.

next: flu shots

Chingal0 · 12-12-2003, 12:42 PM

flu shots can save lives
unless you are allergic
corndogs are so good.

Next - nachos

Tophat665 · 12-12-2003, 01:27 PM

Don't touch that spicy cheese!
Though inviting over chips
it is nacho cheese.

dy156
Here's what I had in mind:

Pentasyllabic
is sesquipedalian
obfustication.

Each word but one refers to itself. Enough of that, though.

Next topic:
A burnt out flourescent tube.

paddyjoe · 12-12-2003, 02:02 PM

It's dark over there.
But the buzzing stopped!
Where is my ladder?

Next:
The Mall

Astrocloud · 12-12-2003, 02:37 PM

It's so expensive,
I'm not sure why I come here...
Check out that hot girl

Next: Burning Bridges

dy156 · 12-13-2003, 01:33 PM

Tophat665
glad I didn't get it because
I couldn't do that!

I'll never see them
ever again, but that's good
because of last night.

Next:tangled Christmas lights

Sticky · 12-17-2003, 06:57 AM

I am sitting here
in the tangled christmas lights
can I reach the booze

Next: The Hebrew Hammer

JohnS72 · 12-18-2003, 01:36 PM

This hebrew will fight
For everything that is right
All throughout the night

Next: Pointless threads

Easytiger · 12-18-2003, 04:31 PM

The threads have no point
And yet I sit and read them
Why do I do so?

Next: Dancing shoes

dy156 · 12-19-2003, 09:47 AM

workboots don't slide well
need old cowboy boots to dance
the cotton-eyed Joe

next:
lysol spray

KellyC · 12-20-2003, 10:40 PM

Lysol spray is good
Good in that it kills odor
Odor from my shit!!

next: Laughter as the best medicine

dy156 · 12-29-2003, 08:59 AM

When you get the runs
why not make jokes about it?
you'll sure feel better!

next: New Year's parties

Sticky · 12-29-2003, 09:49 AM

The New Year's Party
Make an ass out of yourself
twice in seven days

Next: working between Christmas and New Year's

Spinach_Indeed · 12-29-2003, 11:54 AM

Clip A in Slot R
Assembly Required
My Post Christmas Job

Next: The Rolling Stones

bernadette · 12-29-2003, 11:35 PM

a classic rock band
a cultural magazine
one gathers no moss

next: window shopping

paddyjoe · 12-30-2003, 04:30 AM

splashed by that car
but needed a look
maybe time to move on

Next: Video games

Chingal0 · 01-05-2004, 12:05 PM

Games are the devil
people get so pale from them
whatever, eat fish!

next - Jesus

Sticky · 01-07-2004, 11:20 AM

Another Haiku?
Jesus Christ, when will it end?
OK next: pizza

bernadette · 01-07-2004, 02:30 PM

much tomato sauce
sausage pepperoni cheese
and some veggies, too!

it's best with friends and
maybe beer to wash it down
forget the diet

next: caller ID

Chingal0 · 01-08-2004, 12:02 AM

who teh fuck is that?
oh god, its my job again!
dont pick up the phone!

next - pennsylvania

slimshaydee · 01-08-2004, 12:59 AM

pennsylvania
is not like trannsylvania
which is deceptive

bernadette · 01-08-2004, 12:09 PM

nothing nada zilch
slimshaydee forgot next word
so i improvise

next: email

dy156 · 01-08-2004, 02:49 PM

I can't fathom it.
What did one do bfore email?
really write letters?

next:
pen preferences

castex · 01-10-2004, 03:14 AM

Montegrappa rules
silky smooth, perfect balance
eats Mont Blanc upstarts

If you'd be so kind:
life with no TV

dy156 · 01-20-2004, 12:06 PM

don't know what to watch?
the sunset can be pretty
a starry night too.

seeing boobs and crotch
none take time to be witty
Jan. -fewer haiku

next: crotches

Fearless_Hyena · 01-22-2004, 08:30 AM

we all have crotches
please wash them regularly
no one likes the funk

next: Pabst Blue Ribbon

KWSN · 01-22-2004, 01:51 PM

We are not gloating
Hell, this isn't even beer
It's Pabst Blue Ribbon

next:

the nutritional properties of semen

moonstrucksoul · 01-22-2004, 04:16 PM

semen is tasty
it even clears up your skin
it's Atkins friendly

next : milking the prostate.

Fearless_Hyena · 01-22-2004, 06:46 PM

yikes! that sounds NASTY
i won't even google it
i'd rather not know

next: Bush

01-22-2004, 07:55 PM

Bush you're time is up
let a Democrat in now
to feel free again

next: Iraq

furious · 01-22-2004, 09:23 PM

Iraq sucked big ones
But we all laid some smack down
Who yo daddy bitch?

Next: Incontinence.

Fearless_Hyena · 01-22-2004, 10:47 PM

incontinence is
OK, I guess, as long as
you're old or something....

(eurgh)

next: Sideshow Bob

paddyjoe · 01-23-2004, 04:01 AM

behind heavy iron bars
hopefully not dropping the soap
or saying hello bart to me

Next: snow

bernadette · 01-23-2004, 12:59 PM

a heavenly sight
inconvenient sometimes
chance in hell is null

next: rubber ducky

01-23-2004, 02:55 PM

yellow and squeaky
so fun to sing and play with
ernie's bathtime friend

next: superstitions

smooth_4 · 01-25-2004, 11:46 AM

I'm superstitious
The demons are watching me
I fear the black night

next: what you did last night

Astrocloud · 01-25-2004, 12:11 PM

The power goes off,
Stumble out of bed at night,
the last fuse is broke.

Next: Power

01-25-2004, 02:54 PM

Power requires this
energy- the more you have
extracts the power

next: sex

12-11-2003, 08:48 AM	#402 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Gurgle through the joints, Transferring water about. Morse code under ground. Next: Self Referential Words __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-12-2003, 12:42 PM	#404 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	flu shots can save lives unless you are allergic corndogs are so good. Next - nachos __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

12-12-2003, 01:27 PM	#405 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Don't touch that spicy cheese! Though inviting over chips it is nacho cheese. dy156 Here's what I had in mind: Pentasyllabic is sesquipedalian obfustication. Each word but one refers to itself. Enough of that, though. Next topic: A burnt out flourescent tube. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-20-2003, 10:40 PM	#413 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Lysol spray is good Good in that it kills odor Odor from my shit!! next: Laughter as the best medicine __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-29-2003, 11:54 AM	#416 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Clip A in Slot R Assembly Required My Post Christmas Job Next: The Rolling Stones __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

12-11-2003, 08:26 AM	#401 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Thrown in the pokie A friend raised the bail money Now that's a kind bud! next: pipes

12-12-2003, 12:12 PM	#403 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Not sure what you mean. speaking in the third person, or are stories mine? Revealing oneself through Haiku only fun if there are good stories! or "Bob Dole can get hard" - the former pres. candidate talking 'bout himself. next: flu shots

12-12-2003, 02:02 PM	#406 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	It's dark over there. But the buzzing stopped! Where is my ladder? Next: The Mall

12-12-2003, 02:37 PM	#407 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	It's so expensive, I'm not sure why I come here... Check out that hot girl Next: Burning Bridges

12-13-2003, 01:33 PM	#408 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Tophat665 glad I didn't get it because I couldn't do that! I'll never see them ever again, but that's good because of last night. Next:tangled Christmas lights

12-17-2003, 06:57 AM	#409 (permalink)
Sticky	I am sitting here in the tangled christmas lights can I reach the booze Next: The Hebrew Hammer __________________ Sticky The Stickman

12-18-2003, 01:36 PM	#410 (permalink)
JohnS72 Crazy	This hebrew will fight For everything that is right All throughout the night Next: Pointless threads

12-18-2003, 04:31 PM	#411 (permalink)
Easytiger Insane Location: Tigerland	The threads have no point And yet I sit and read them Why do I do so? Next: Dancing shoes

12-19-2003, 09:47 AM	#412 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	workboots don't slide well need old cowboy boots to dance the cotton-eyed Joe next: lysol spray

12-29-2003, 08:59 AM	#414 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	When you get the runs why not make jokes about it? you'll sure feel better! next: New Year's parties

12-29-2003, 09:49 AM	#415 (permalink)
Sticky	The New Year's Party Make an ass out of yourself twice in seven days Next: working between Christmas and New Year's __________________ Sticky The Stickman

12-29-2003, 11:35 PM	#417 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	a classic rock band a cultural magazine one gathers no moss next: window shopping __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-30-2003, 04:30 AM	#418 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	splashed by that car but needed a look maybe time to move on Next: Video games

01-05-2004, 12:05 PM	#419 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Games are the devil people get so pale from them whatever, eat fish! next - Jesus __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-07-2004, 11:20 AM	#420 (permalink)
Sticky	Another Haiku? Jesus Christ, when will it end? OK next: pizza __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-07-2004, 02:30 PM	#421 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	much tomato sauce sausage pepperoni cheese and some veggies, too! it's best with friends and maybe beer to wash it down forget the diet next: caller ID __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-08-2004, 12:02 AM	#422 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	who teh fuck is that? oh god, its my job again! dont pick up the phone! next - pennsylvania __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-08-2004, 12:59 AM	#423 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	pennsylvania is not like trannsylvania which is deceptive

01-08-2004, 12:09 PM	#424 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	nothing nada zilch slimshaydee forgot next word so i improvise next: email __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-08-2004, 02:49 PM	#425 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	I can't fathom it. What did one do bfore email? really write letters? next: pen preferences

01-10-2004, 03:14 AM	#426 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Montegrappa rules silky smooth, perfect balance eats Mont Blanc upstarts If you'd be so kind: life with no TV

01-20-2004, 12:06 PM	#427 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	don't know what to watch? the sunset can be pretty a starry night too. seeing boobs and crotch none take time to be witty Jan. -fewer haiku next: crotches Last edited by dy156; 01-20-2004 at 12:16 PM..

01-22-2004, 08:30 AM	#428 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	we all have crotches please wash them regularly no one likes the funk next: Pabst Blue Ribbon

01-22-2004, 01:51 PM	#429 (permalink)
KWSN green	We are not gloating Hell, this isn't even beer It's Pabst Blue Ribbon next: the nutritional properties of semen __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-22-2004, 04:16 PM	#430 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	semen is tasty it even clears up your skin it's Atkins friendly next : milking the prostate. __________________ no signature required

01-22-2004, 06:46 PM	#431 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	yikes! that sounds NASTY i won't even google it i'd rather not know next: Bush

01-22-2004, 07:55 PM	#432 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	Bush you're time is up let a Democrat in now to feel free again next: Iraq

01-22-2004, 09:23 PM	#433 (permalink)
furious Good enough to f*ck your mother... Location: Constant State Of Denial	Iraq sucked big ones But we all laid some smack down Who yo daddy bitch? Next: Incontinence. __________________ «Ex Pr0n Special Forces Sgt Looking for Mercenary Work in Liberation Army» «Can provide references»

01-22-2004, 10:47 PM	#434 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	incontinence is OK, I guess, as long as you're old or something.... (eurgh) next: Sideshow Bob

01-23-2004, 04:01 AM	#435 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	behind heavy iron bars hopefully not dropping the soap or saying hello bart to me Next: snow