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Old 10-24-2003, 11:38 AM   #361 (permalink)
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My teacher gasped,
My classmates were laughing,
My father did not.

Next up: Fucking growing up and shit.
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:55 AM   #362 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
worrying about
insurance-car, health, and life;
Friday Night- Lowes

next: sharpening pencils
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Old 10-27-2003, 11:12 PM   #363 (permalink)
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The tip keeps breaking,
And I keep grinding away,
I have an inch left.

Next topic: My favorite beer
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:43 AM   #364 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Its so cold and good.
It quenches my thirst, ah beer.
The best kind is free.


Next topic. Hangovers
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Old 10-28-2003, 09:18 AM   #365 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
stupid pounding head
just want to lay here all day
where the hell's my truck?

next:
lost car keys
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Old 10-28-2003, 11:24 AM   #366 (permalink)
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Not under the couch,
And not in yesterday's pants,
oops, found them in hand.


Next: A hateful fuck or "Hate-Fuck"
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:07 PM   #367 (permalink)
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Don't wanna lick it,
I don't want my shit in it,
but gotta do it.

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Old 10-30-2003, 07:07 AM   #368 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Yo snizzle dizzle!
how come you are so skinny?
don't you get munchies?

next:
anorexia
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Old 10-30-2003, 07:15 AM   #369 (permalink)
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Location: central USA
secret enemy
who i cherish as a friend
tricking me to death

next: impotence
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:26 AM   #370 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
money and power
and women! but impotence
cuts one down to size

next:
new levitra commercials on during NFL games
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Old 11-03-2003, 12:24 PM   #371 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
How can we get guys
who can't get it up to see
commercial? --Football!

Uhm, okay, maybe
this last topic sucked because
no posts, last four days

I replied to me
took care of that dumb topic
now for something fun.

Next:
topless beaches
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Old 11-04-2003, 10:12 AM   #372 (permalink)
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A dirty old man
goes to the topless beach but
Only men show up

Next: Fetish
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Old 11-04-2003, 11:22 AM   #373 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Some people like shoes,
pee, stuffed animals, and poop.
Is my dog kinky?

next:
your pet
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Old 11-04-2003, 05:08 PM   #374 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
two canines one cat
teh fur is always flying
at casa de bern


next: <b>sharon osborne</b>
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Old 11-05-2003, 09:09 PM   #375 (permalink)
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Ozzy's Heroine,
Yells "Shaaarooon!!!" -and I want one,
minus the fat kids.

Next: Monty Burns
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Old 11-06-2003, 08:43 AM   #376 (permalink)
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Location: here& there but here today
monty burns sexxy?
Maybe in his nightmares yes!
But homer is sexy!!


Next topic: getting busted by the ?
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:28 AM   #377 (permalink)
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My dad found my porn,
And confiscated it as well,
(Moved to his stash.)

next: fleas
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Old 11-07-2003, 07:58 AM   #378 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
little and itchy
they burrow into your hair
fleas people, not crabs.

next:
lobster
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Old 11-07-2003, 07:16 PM   #379 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Insect of the deep
Boiled alive can't be too fun
Yummy with butter


Grizzly bears
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Old 11-08-2003, 07:58 AM   #380 (permalink)
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Location: here& there but here today
grizzly bears are fun
only if you 're on the run
oops i got caught!! ouch !!

Stupid people
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Old 11-10-2003, 08:06 PM   #381 (permalink)
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They think they are smart,
Those fucking stupid assholes,
Not as smart as me.

Next: the RIAA
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Old 11-11-2003, 04:10 AM   #382 (permalink)
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Location: Alexandria, VA
Can't buy Ferrari
Millionaires need more money
Frivolous lawsuits



Next: cold pizza
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Old 11-11-2003, 01:22 PM   #383 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Seen the commercials
Don't like Katie Couric, but
creature of habit.

next:
microwaves
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Old 11-11-2003, 07:33 PM   #384 (permalink)
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Location: Alexandria, VA
Leftover Chinese,
Instant gratification,
Praise Percy Spencer.


Next: Black Velvet (cheap whiskey)
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Old 11-11-2003, 09:17 PM   #385 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
I love cheap whiskey.
It makes me puke when I chug.
Black Velvet is best.

Next: those paper ass gaskets in public stalls
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Old 11-11-2003, 09:38 PM   #386 (permalink)
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Location: hi
can not live with out
public paper ass gaskets
or else i would die.

next: crabcakes
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Old 11-18-2003, 11:10 AM   #387 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Hairy clams, I know
and bun in the oven too
what are crab cakes, though?

next :
innuendo
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Old 11-24-2003, 08:01 PM   #388 (permalink)
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Location: Artic Tundra
Peel my Banana
Don't smear the white stuff, Darling
Oh No... It broke. -Weep-.

(Oh man.. that one sucked..)

Next: Agent Smith
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Old 11-24-2003, 08:49 PM   #389 (permalink)
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Agent Smith is cool
But Air fourty five is too
my member is big

Next: the Midwest
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Old 11-24-2003, 09:52 PM   #390 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
humid summers suck
corn fields make good party times
fighting ice ain't nice


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Old 11-25-2003, 10:13 AM   #391 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
As we suffer through
dark, losing seasons, I know
fans'll return one day.

next:
overdue bills
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:05 PM   #392 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
I hate to pay bills
but when I dont, I get calls
good thing the phone broke

Next - Cheetos
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Old 11-25-2003, 08:39 PM   #393 (permalink)
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Location: The Kitchen
How do they make these
heavenly, orange cheese puffs?
cartoon cheetah shit?

Next - A "Business Trip" to Singapore
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:46 AM   #394 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Long time fucky, suck.
I boom boom you number one.
Business trip my ass!



next topic VD
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Old 11-26-2003, 12:28 PM   #395 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
rocked my world alright!
one night of great sex, but now
it burns when I pee.

next:
turkey
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Old 11-26-2003, 12:49 PM   #396 (permalink)
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Location: ...We have a problem.
Turkey is so fowl.
It also has tryptophan.
I think I will sleep.

next:
umbilical cords
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Old 12-09-2003, 07:34 AM   #397 (permalink)
 
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Do you think me weird
to still be attached to an
umbilical cord

Next: Fruit Roll Up
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Old 12-09-2003, 02:00 PM   #398 (permalink)
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Location: central USA
Call me fruit jerky
mashed, dried, spread on cellophane
I stick to your teeth
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Old 12-09-2003, 04:39 PM   #399 (permalink)
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
No topic given, so I'll take the last word of the last post:

White soldiers in step
March across a BLT
tart, smokey goodness.

Next subject: kind bud
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:44 AM   #400 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tophat665
No topic given, so I'll take the last word of the last post:


sorry...

... my brain was mashed potatoes last night

Next subject still: kind bud
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