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Old 10-12-2003, 12:07 PM   #321 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Come on bitch, touch it
Touch it, you know you want to,
Then Bones starts to cry

next: date rape
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Old 10-14-2003, 08:15 AM   #322 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
I'ma do her good!
Passed out?! nod her head for her.
Yup, consensual.

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care bears, or kids, or something not disgusting
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Old 10-14-2003, 08:22 AM   #323 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Puppies and kittens,
cute furry hampsters, nice soft
rabbits. Lets make stew!


I tried to not be disgusting sorry!!!!!!!!

next topic bowling.
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:27 PM   #324 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
bowling is so fun.
i hate keeping my own score.
god im so lazy.

Next - Keanu Reeves
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:40 PM   #325 (permalink)
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Location: central USA
Surfer dude on speed
Dracula walks in the clouds
Mister Anderson

next: your favorite horror flick

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Old 10-14-2003, 05:19 PM   #326 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Freeman, Spacey, Pitt
Sinners pay with their own sins
Chick's head in a box

Next: Dracula
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Old 10-15-2003, 04:22 AM   #327 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
A bad blood sucker,
He can change into a bat!
Here comes the sun, Sleep!



ok do the wolfman!
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:22 AM   #328 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
It's just a thriller!
AAAA Hoo! Werewolves of London!
Teenwolf in the gym.

next: witches
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:38 AM   #329 (permalink)
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Location: Location, Location, Location...
witches of eastwick
eat up that beast so quickly
that it never knew

next: clams
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:35 PM   #330 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
clams are fabulous
bearded, i think, are the best
I think thats it. Yep.

next - Pellegrino (sparkling mineral water)
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Old 10-16-2003, 06:39 AM   #331 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
our Italy trip
fond memories of food, wine,
and sparkling water!

next:
Olive Garden
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Old 10-16-2003, 09:39 PM   #332 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
I've never been there
Don't wanna be "family"
Seen "The Godfather"

Next: binge drinking
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Old 10-16-2003, 09:43 PM   #333 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
binge drinking, oh yay!
get a week's done in one night
fuck. puking AGAIN..

Next - Pepsi
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Old 10-17-2003, 10:18 AM   #334 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
I refuse to give,
this drink a chance....its too sweet.
Coke kicks its ass, man!!!!!!!!!


next topic. teenagers in suburban Oregon
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Old 10-19-2003, 01:04 PM   #335 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
What is wrong with kids.
Good-for-nothing bastard teens.
But they do party!

Next. Russians.
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Old 10-19-2003, 10:57 PM   #336 (permalink)
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Russians are not happy
But Winter brings them around
Vodka warms their smiles

Next. Marijuana
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Old 10-19-2003, 11:05 PM   #337 (permalink)
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Location: College
I was going to write
This really awesome haiku
But then I got high

next - penguins
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Old 10-19-2003, 11:15 PM   #338 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
Penguins are so cool.
They should eat bubble-gum ants.
But, alas, they dont.

Next - Mexico
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Old 10-20-2003, 04:03 AM   #339 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
I have never been
south of the border,unless
licking pussy counts!


next topic The World Series
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Old 10-20-2003, 08:08 AM   #340 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Red sox versus Cubs!
Fox rejoices! ratings fest!
shit, Yankees again.

next:
Pudge
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Old 10-20-2003, 10:48 AM   #341 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
What a nickname, Pudge.
He's getting a little fat.
Should call him Pudgie.



next topic... what are you giving out on halloween???
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:40 PM   #342 (permalink)
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"What is a monster?"
I think sarcastically,
"Your costume sucks, kid."

Next topic: True Evil

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Old 10-21-2003, 06:34 AM   #343 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Saddam Hussein, yeah.
Some say George Bush is also.
I say Oprah is.




Next topic... People who love Ophra that want to kill me.
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:40 AM   #344 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
I think beef is bad!
Book clubs, Dr. Phil are good!
I want to kill you!

next:
anti semitism
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:16 AM   #345 (permalink)
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Prison changes things,
Ass Fuckin my she-male whore,
'least she aint a jew.

next: selfishness
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Old 10-21-2003, 11:36 PM   #346 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
keep it to yourself.
dont let anyone have it.
die a lonely man.

next! cellphones and brain cancer
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:01 AM   #347 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
those damn trial lawyers
wanting something to replace
asbestos- it's crap!

next:
black mold
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Old 10-22-2003, 10:04 AM   #348 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Why is BLACK mold bad?
Cause the man said so??? FUCK THAT!!!!!
Power to the mold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




next; People taking shit too seriously.
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:37 AM   #349 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
WHAT?!! He said I eat
fried chicken and collared greens!
I do, but, Still!

next:
watermelon
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:15 AM   #350 (permalink)
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It takes one shot and,
The watermelon explodes,
Just like your head would.

Next up: Fooling yourself
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Old 10-23-2003, 11:57 AM   #351 (permalink)
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The angry young man
Hot Damn! Tommy Shaw and Styx
One of the best ever

Next Up: Classic Rock
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Old 10-23-2003, 01:00 PM   #352 (permalink)
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It's Fingerpickin' good,
A Rock One-Oh-One weekend,
The Cellar, she's nice.

Next up: The Übermensch's Spermatazoa

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Old 10-23-2003, 05:32 PM   #353 (permalink)
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Nietzche's creations...
But why such crazy long words?
Goddamn German fools.

Next: Bowel movements
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Old 10-23-2003, 06:51 PM   #354 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
Shit. Its scat-tastic.
Pooping on chests is so hot.
My toes make it squish.

Next .. Russians and their undying love for fermented potatoes
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Old 10-23-2003, 08:07 PM   #355 (permalink)
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oh man I already did this okay here goes:

I knew this Russian,
Beats me every chess game,
Damn drunken bastard


Next: that food fight
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:38 PM   #356 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
Food. Not meant to toss.
But who gives a shit really.
Pie upside the head.

Next- Andy Milanakis
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Old 10-24-2003, 08:56 AM   #357 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Dude looks like a kid
foul-mouthed thirteen year old boy
really cracks me up

next:
Snickers
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Old 10-24-2003, 09:19 AM   #358 (permalink)
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Location: central USA
can it get better?
melting, creamy, ectasy
oral orgasm

next: Politics
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Old 10-24-2003, 10:05 AM   #359 (permalink)
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Location: Oreygun.
Politics are weak.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Look at me, im old!

NExt - Flesh Wounds
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Old 10-24-2003, 10:39 AM   #360 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
OH FUCK!!!!!! I"M HIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a scratch???? My bad.




next topic...... excessive swearing
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