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vermin · 10-12-2003, 12:07 PM

Come on bitch, touch it
Touch it, you know you want to,
Then Bones starts to cry

next: date rape

dy156 · 10-14-2003, 08:15 AM

I'ma do her good!
Passed out?! nod her head for her.
Yup, consensual.

next:
care bears, or kids, or something not disgusting

Midlandmadman · 10-14-2003, 08:22 AM

Puppies and kittens,
cute furry hampsters, nice soft
rabbits. Lets make stew!

I tried to not be disgusting sorry!!!!!!!!

next topic bowling.

Chingal0 · 10-14-2003, 04:27 PM

bowling is so fun.
i hate keeping my own score.
god im so lazy.

Next - Keanu Reeves

~springrain · 10-14-2003, 04:40 PM

Surfer dude on speed
Dracula walks in the clouds
Mister Anderson

next: your favorite horror flick

vermin · 10-14-2003, 05:19 PM

Freeman, Spacey, Pitt
Sinners pay with their own sins
Chick's head in a box

Next: Dracula

Midlandmadman · 10-15-2003, 04:22 AM

A bad blood sucker,
He can change into a bat!
Here comes the sun, Sleep!

ok do the wolfman!

dy156 · 10-15-2003, 06:22 AM

It's just a thriller!
AAAA Hoo! Werewolves of London!
Teenwolf in the gym.

next: witches

zenmaster10665 · 10-15-2003, 06:38 AM

witches of eastwick
eat up that beast so quickly
that it never knew

next: clams

Chingal0 · 10-15-2003, 11:35 PM

clams are fabulous
bearded, i think, are the best
I think thats it. Yep.

next - Pellegrino (sparkling mineral water)

dy156 · 10-16-2003, 06:39 AM

our Italy trip
fond memories of food, wine,
and sparkling water!

next:
Olive Garden

vermin · 10-16-2003, 09:39 PM

I've never been there
Don't wanna be "family"
Seen "The Godfather"

Next: binge drinking

Chingal0 · 10-16-2003, 09:43 PM

binge drinking, oh yay!
get a week's done in one night
fuck. puking AGAIN..

Next - Pepsi

Midlandmadman · 10-17-2003, 10:18 AM

I refuse to give,
this drink a chance....its too sweet.
Coke kicks its ass, man!!!!!!!!!

next topic. teenagers in suburban Oregon

Chingal0 · 10-19-2003, 01:04 PM

What is wrong with kids.
Good-for-nothing bastard teens.
But they do party!

Next. Russians.

Astrocloud · 10-19-2003, 10:57 PM

Russians are not happy
But Winter brings them around
Vodka warms their smiles

Next. Marijuana

lordjeebus · 10-19-2003, 11:05 PM

I was going to write
This really awesome haiku
But then I got high

next - penguins

Chingal0 · 10-19-2003, 11:15 PM

Penguins are so cool.
They should eat bubble-gum ants.
But, alas, they dont.

Next - Mexico

Midlandmadman · 10-20-2003, 04:03 AM

I have never been
south of the border,unless
licking pussy counts!

next topic The World Series

dy156 · 10-20-2003, 08:08 AM

Red sox versus Cubs!
Fox rejoices! ratings fest!
shit, Yankees again.

next:
Pudge

Midlandmadman · 10-20-2003, 10:48 AM

What a nickname, Pudge.
He's getting a little fat.
Should call him Pudgie.

next topic... what are you giving out on halloween???

Astrocloud · 10-20-2003, 07:40 PM

"What is a monster?"
I think sarcastically,
"Your costume sucks, kid."

Next topic: True Evil

Midlandmadman · 10-21-2003, 06:34 AM

Saddam Hussein, yeah.
Some say George Bush is also.
I say Oprah is.

Next topic... People who love Ophra that want to kill me.

dy156 · 10-21-2003, 07:40 AM

I think beef is bad!
Book clubs, Dr. Phil are good!
I want to kill you!

next:
anti semitism

Astrocloud · 10-21-2003, 08:16 AM

Prison changes things,
Ass Fuckin my she-male whore,
'least she aint a jew.

next: selfishness

Chingal0 · 10-21-2003, 11:36 PM

keep it to yourself.
dont let anyone have it.
die a lonely man.

next! cellphones and brain cancer

dy156 · 10-22-2003, 09:01 AM

those damn trial lawyers
wanting something to replace
asbestos- it's crap!

next:
black mold

Midlandmadman · 10-22-2003, 10:04 AM

Why is BLACK mold bad?
Cause the man said so??? FUCK THAT!!!!!
Power to the mold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

next; People taking shit too seriously.

dy156 · 10-23-2003, 08:37 AM

WHAT?!! He said I eat
fried chicken and collared greens!
I do, but, Still!

next:
watermelon

Astrocloud · 10-23-2003, 10:15 AM

It takes one shot and,
The watermelon explodes,
Just like your head would.

Next up: Fooling yourself

~springrain · 10-23-2003, 11:57 AM

The angry young man
Hot Damn! Tommy Shaw and Styx
One of the best ever

Next Up: Classic Rock

Astrocloud · 10-23-2003, 01:00 PM

It's Fingerpickin' good,
A Rock One-Oh-One weekend,
The Cellar, she's nice.

Next up: The Übermensch's Spermatazoa

lyxo · 10-23-2003, 05:32 PM

Nietzche's creations...
But why such crazy long words?
Goddamn German fools.

Next: Bowel movements

Chingal0 · 10-23-2003, 06:51 PM

Shit. Its scat-tastic.
Pooping on chests is so hot.
My toes make it squish.

Next .. Russians and their undying love for fermented potatoes

Astrocloud · 10-23-2003, 08:07 PM

oh man I already did this okay here goes:

I knew this Russian,
Beats me every chess game,
Damn drunken bastard

Next: that food fight

Chingal0 · 10-23-2003, 10:38 PM

Food. Not meant to toss.
But who gives a shit really.
Pie upside the head.

Next- Andy Milanakis

dy156 · 10-24-2003, 08:56 AM

Dude looks like a kid
foul-mouthed thirteen year old boy
really cracks me up

next:
Snickers

~springrain · 10-24-2003, 09:19 AM

can it get better?
melting, creamy, ectasy
oral orgasm

next: Politics

Chingal0 · 10-24-2003, 10:05 AM

Politics are weak.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Look at me, im old!

NExt - Flesh Wounds

Midlandmadman · 10-24-2003, 10:39 AM

OH FUCK!!!!!! I"M HIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a scratch???? My bad.

next topic...... excessive swearing

10-12-2003, 12:07 PM	#321 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Come on bitch, touch it Touch it, you know you want to, Then Bones starts to cry next: date rape __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-14-2003, 08:22 AM	#323 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Puppies and kittens, cute furry hampsters, nice soft rabbits. Lets make stew! I tried to not be disgusting sorry!!!!!!!! next topic bowling. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-14-2003, 04:27 PM	#324 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	bowling is so fun. i hate keeping my own score. god im so lazy. Next - Keanu Reeves __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-14-2003, 04:40 PM	#325 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	Surfer dude on speed Dracula walks in the clouds Mister Anderson next: your favorite horror flick Last edited by ~springrain; 10-14-2003 at 04:49 PM..

10-14-2003, 05:19 PM	#326 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Freeman, Spacey, Pitt Sinners pay with their own sins Chick's head in a box Next: Dracula __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-14-2003, 08:15 AM	#322 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	I'ma do her good! Passed out?! nod her head for her. Yup, consensual. next: care bears, or kids, or something not disgusting

10-15-2003, 04:22 AM	#327 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	A bad blood sucker, He can change into a bat! Here comes the sun, Sleep! ok do the wolfman! __________________ Its good to be back.

10-15-2003, 06:22 AM	#328 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	It's just a thriller! AAAA Hoo! Werewolves of London! Teenwolf in the gym. next: witches

10-15-2003, 06:38 AM	#329 (permalink)
zenmaster10665 Bokonist Location: Location, Location, Location...	witches of eastwick eat up that beast so quickly that it never knew next: clams __________________ "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." -Kurt Vonnegut

10-15-2003, 11:35 PM	#330 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	clams are fabulous bearded, i think, are the best I think thats it. Yep. next - Pellegrino (sparkling mineral water) __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-16-2003, 06:39 AM	#331 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	our Italy trip fond memories of food, wine, and sparkling water! next: Olive Garden

10-16-2003, 09:39 PM	#332 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I've never been there Don't wanna be "family" Seen "The Godfather" Next: binge drinking __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-16-2003, 09:43 PM	#333 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	binge drinking, oh yay! get a week's done in one night fuck. puking AGAIN.. Next - Pepsi __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-17-2003, 10:18 AM	#334 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I refuse to give, this drink a chance....its too sweet. Coke kicks its ass, man!!!!!!!!! next topic. teenagers in suburban Oregon __________________ Its good to be back.

10-19-2003, 01:04 PM	#335 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	What is wrong with kids. Good-for-nothing bastard teens. But they do party! Next. Russians. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-19-2003, 10:57 PM	#336 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Russians are not happy But Winter brings them around Vodka warms their smiles Next. Marijuana

10-19-2003, 11:05 PM	#337 (permalink)
lordjeebus ‚±‚Ìˆó˜U‚ª–Ú‚É“ü‚ç‚Ê‚© Location: College	I was going to write This really awesome haiku But then I got high next - penguins

10-19-2003, 11:15 PM	#338 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Penguins are so cool. They should eat bubble-gum ants. But, alas, they dont. Next - Mexico __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-20-2003, 04:03 AM	#339 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I have never been south of the border,unless licking pussy counts! next topic The World Series __________________ Its good to be back.

10-20-2003, 08:08 AM	#340 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Red sox versus Cubs! Fox rejoices! ratings fest! shit, Yankees again. next: Pudge

10-20-2003, 10:48 AM	#341 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	What a nickname, Pudge. He's getting a little fat. Should call him Pudgie. next topic... what are you giving out on halloween??? __________________ Its good to be back.

10-20-2003, 07:40 PM	#342 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	"What is a monster?" I think sarcastically, "Your costume sucks, kid." Next topic: True Evil Last edited by Astrocloud; 10-20-2003 at 07:45 PM..

10-21-2003, 06:34 AM	#343 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Saddam Hussein, yeah. Some say George Bush is also. I say Oprah is. Next topic... People who love Ophra that want to kill me. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-21-2003, 07:40 AM	#344 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	I think beef is bad! Book clubs, Dr. Phil are good! I want to kill you! next: anti semitism

10-21-2003, 08:16 AM	#345 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Prison changes things, Ass Fuckin my she-male whore, 'least she aint a jew. next: selfishness

10-21-2003, 11:36 PM	#346 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	keep it to yourself. dont let anyone have it. die a lonely man. next! cellphones and brain cancer __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-22-2003, 09:01 AM	#347 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	those damn trial lawyers wanting something to replace asbestos- it's crap! next: black mold

10-22-2003, 10:04 AM	#348 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Why is BLACK mold bad? Cause the man said so??? FUCK THAT!!!!! Power to the mold!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next; People taking shit too seriously. __________________ Its good to be back.

10-23-2003, 08:37 AM	#349 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	WHAT?!! He said I eat fried chicken and collared greens! I do, but, Still! next: watermelon

10-23-2003, 10:15 AM	#350 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	It takes one shot and, The watermelon explodes, Just like your head would. Next up: Fooling yourself

10-23-2003, 11:57 AM	#351 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	The angry young man Hot Damn! Tommy Shaw and Styx One of the best ever Next Up: Classic Rock

10-23-2003, 01:00 PM	#352 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	It's Fingerpickin' good, A Rock One-Oh-One weekend, The Cellar, she's nice. Next up: The Übermensch's Spermatazoa Last edited by Astrocloud; 10-23-2003 at 01:11 PM..

10-23-2003, 05:32 PM	#353 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	Nietzche's creations... But why such crazy long words? Goddamn German fools. Next: Bowel movements

10-23-2003, 06:51 PM	#354 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Shit. Its scat-tastic. Pooping on chests is so hot. My toes make it squish. Next .. Russians and their undying love for fermented potatoes __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-23-2003, 08:07 PM	#355 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	oh man I already did this okay here goes: I knew this Russian, Beats me every chess game, Damn drunken bastard Next: that food fight