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Old 09-10-2003, 07:12 AM   #241 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
whip? check! baby oil ?
Check! Midget porn DVD?
check! Lets get it on!!!!!!



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Old 09-10-2003, 12:09 PM   #242 (permalink)
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Location: oklahoma
angelfish above
redtail shark swims beside
get me outta' here
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Old 09-10-2003, 12:09 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Location: oklahoma
forgot too add

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Old 09-12-2003, 08:11 AM   #244 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
can't afford new car
with a warranty, but I
can't afford these bills

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Old 09-12-2003, 08:44 AM   #245 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Sang and wrote great songs,
Always dressed in fine black clothes,
Rest in peace, Johnny!


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Old 09-12-2003, 11:06 PM   #246 (permalink)
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Not dying is good
Being tortured with pliers
It is not so good


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Old 09-16-2003, 08:41 AM   #247 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
jack flash

he showed us his balls
but none saw that episode
may he rest in peace

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Old 09-16-2003, 09:05 AM   #248 (permalink)
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Come knock on our door,
we didn't answer? Sorry!
We are fucking now!




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Old 09-16-2003, 09:06 AM   #249 (permalink)
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Location: Above and Beyond
John Ritter just died
That was a funny sitcom
Now Mrs. Summers is mine!

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Old 09-16-2003, 10:31 AM   #250 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
the weather is great
second hand designer threads
life made in the shade


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Old 09-17-2003, 06:19 AM   #251 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
babysitter came
no McDonalds for us, just
canned Chef Boyardee!

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Old 09-17-2003, 08:00 AM   #252 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
My wit is wasted,
Trying for my avatar.
Yes. NO. 3 to go!



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Old 09-17-2003, 12:13 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Location: a little to the right
antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
can be defined as


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Old 09-17-2003, 02:02 PM   #254 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
flacid not turgid
please, why can't I get it up!
hoisting giant squid

roasted marshmellows;
wrapped in a down comforter
sometimes soft is good

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Old 09-17-2003, 05:19 PM   #255 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
Tiny paper wipes
To make my dirty face nice
Or did you mean "those"?


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Old 09-17-2003, 11:19 PM   #256 (permalink)
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Location: a little to the right
Florid radiance
Imbibe as the earth; long parched,
yet dying to grow


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Old 09-17-2003, 11:35 PM   #257 (permalink)
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Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Why did I watch it?
I want to gouge out my eyes.
What a bad movie.

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Old 09-18-2003, 06:45 AM   #258 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
why pay when it's free?
you know no diarrhea
should tell the RIAA!

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Old 09-18-2003, 08:21 AM   #259 (permalink)
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Begun, the clone war
has. Jango Fett or Napster
Use the force, Yoda!


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Old 09-18-2003, 02:44 PM   #260 (permalink)
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Ted Williams, Joan Jett
these are two I'd like to see cloned
Rush Limbaugh is not.

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Old 09-23-2003, 08:37 AM   #261 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
Ashcroft says: Shemales
must pay taxes, can't marry!
Don't let this thread die!

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Old 09-23-2003, 10:49 AM   #262 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
She's all mine. Big Tits.
She's not very smart. Nice ass.
The press is here, smile!!!!



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Old 09-23-2003, 02:56 PM   #263 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
faster, colder, and
more crunching than football, but
why three periods?

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Old 09-23-2003, 04:33 PM   #264 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
nancy kerrigan
was clubbed by tanya harding
thus a legend was born

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Old 09-23-2003, 07:15 PM   #265 (permalink)
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my continental,
a '63, split fluffy in
two, my girlfriend barf'd

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Old 09-23-2003, 07:41 PM   #266 (permalink)
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Location: Ithaca, New York
V-W bus aflame
stinky hippies purified
Oh, how the ashes blow

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Old 09-23-2003, 07:53 PM   #267 (permalink)
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Location: Boston
chop up some veggies
in the pan with chicken too
stir fry like magic

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Old 09-23-2003, 09:08 PM   #268 (permalink)
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Location: the bathroom
Flip me off asshole
For driving down the damn street
I'll run you over.

College kids suck dicks
Daddy's money and credit
I fucked your girlfriend.

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Old 09-24-2003, 08:04 AM   #269 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Frat boys hit their pledge,
with bad eggs and cold water.
The parties rule man!!!!!!!!!!!!!




next topic... forgetting to put a topic
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:53 PM   #270 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
I'm so excited
topic near and dear to me
write haiku, forget
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:54 PM   #271 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2003, 03:44 AM   #272 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Never heard of him,
but what a horrible name.
WESLEY????? WTF???????????



next topic. the number 8
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:02 AM   #273 (permalink)
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Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago
Sitting here thinking
about writing a haiku
on the number eight
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Old 09-25-2003, 10:59 AM   #274 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
ode to the haiku,
the last poster forgot to
give a new topic.


I guess that they were,
paying homage to my last
topic ,forgetting.



new topic.... people who take other peoples turns.
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Old 09-25-2003, 11:27 AM   #275 (permalink)
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Location: france
After you, and you.
No, I just like standing here.
Come back tomorrow?!

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Old 09-25-2003, 06:38 PM   #276 (permalink)
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Big Charlton Heston
races in a circle wishing
he had a Mossberg.

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Old 09-25-2003, 08:25 PM   #277 (permalink)
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Location: the bathroom
Big sloppy fat guy
The Michigan Militia
goes to county fairs.
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Old 09-26-2003, 02:26 AM   #278 (permalink)
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Location: france
lax you great numptie
keep the kettle boiling
need haiku license

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Old 09-26-2003, 07:35 AM   #279 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
Nice and See thru, Do
I get Horny? NO. OPRAH.....
PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Old 09-26-2003, 07:58 AM   #280 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
Just joined the book club
We sat there and read our book
I hate the book club


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