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Ho-train · 09-01-2003, 08:59 PM

You're with your woman
You feel your stomach rumble
"Gross...it was the dog"

next topic:Marxism

wry1 · 09-01-2003, 10:26 PM

Crumble, falling down
Ideals ended overnight,
Mugged in a meadow.

Next: Jagermeister

dy156 · 09-02-2003, 07:52 AM

Gross, what is this shit?
Come on, man, take another.
wake up; "where am I?"

next topic: football place kickers

motdakasha · 09-02-2003, 08:23 AM

Sorry to butt in
Haikus are about two things
Please read haiku link:

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/5022/

"Traditionally and ideally, a haiku presents a pair of contrasting images, one suggestive of time and place, the other a vivid but fleeting observation. Working together, they evoke mood and emotion. The poet does not comment on the connection but leaves the synthesis of the two images for the reader to perceive."

Sticky · 09-02-2003, 09:23 AM

Thanks for butting in
back to football place kickers
some kick without shoes

Next: Wild Card Race

laxative · 09-02-2003, 08:11 PM

Know when to hold 'em
Gotta know when to fold 'em
Football really sucks.

next: dr. seuss

wry1 · 09-03-2003, 07:11 AM

The Cat In The Hat,
Lorax; Horton Hears A Who?
Sorry you're gone, Ted.

Next: Frat parties

dy156 · 09-03-2003, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Gross, what is this shit?
"come on man, take another"
wake up; where am I?

my image of time,
and place, my observation
vivid but fleeting

Quote:

squirt, pfffhhht, phhhhffft, phhfft, phhfft
phhft, phhft, phfft, phft, yeeahhh, phft, phft
phft-phftphft splooge aaaahhhh

Not a good haiku
I thought I was funny, but
it was done before

Now to Dr. Suess-
psychedelic kids see Grinch,
talking cat; green eggs

next topic: books into movies

dy156 · 09-03-2003, 07:21 AM

I was too slow there
warm beer and sweaty bodies
man, I miss college

next topic: books into movies

Munku · 09-03-2003, 02:29 PM

books into movies
Oh how they suck damn much
Shortened they must be.

:: Windex

bernadette · 09-03-2003, 03:41 PM

pretty blue windex
lovely view from my window
streak free is the best

next: smog

Sticky · 09-04-2003, 05:18 AM

It is hard to breath
there is a lot of smog out
I'm safe in my jeep

Next: idiots who don't have anti-virus software that kep on sending out emails in the names of everyone in their address book.

Midlandmadman · 09-04-2003, 06:01 AM

Fucking computer.
It is infecting alot,
of my e-mail pals.

next topic.... being the "wingman" at the club.

Munku · 09-04-2003, 10:19 AM

A lot is two words.

Sticky · 09-04-2003, 10:26 AM

<b>Munku</b>, it does not matter, either way it is two sylables.

vermin · 09-04-2003, 04:55 PM

Quote:

being the "wingman" at the club.

Flying near leader
Drop bombs and strafe dancing clubs
Oh, shit, killed by flak

Next topic: Travelling the world

glophead · 09-04-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed

"Dolphins sure are cute
But they can be Vicious
Please don't eat my flesh."

Isn't the middle line 6 sylables?

anyway:
Around and around
The world is a big place
I go everywhere

next: megaphone

vermin · 09-04-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Isn't the middle line 6 sylables?

Not if you pronounce it VISH-ee-us.
Don't forget, not everyone is from the Midwest and can talk normal. Some people are from places where they talk funny like down South, out East, out West, and up North. And then there's foreigners who do everything funny.

Megaphone, you make
A shitload of noise in church
and elevators

Next: Ducks

Gortexfogg · 09-04-2003, 06:24 PM

What a lucky duck
Flying faster than I shoot
I'll get you next year

Next: Rubber bands

Spinach_Indeed · 09-04-2003, 08:32 PM

Wee! This thing is fun
I pull it. What could go wrong?
OUCH. Mother Fucker.

Next: The "Popular" kids in High School

Spinach_Indeed · 09-04-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vermin
Not if you pronounce it VISH-ee-us.
Don't forget, not everyone is from the Midwest and can talk normal. Some people are from places where they talk funny like down South, out East, out West, and up North. And then there's foreigners who do everything funny.

Next: Ducks

Actually, He got me there. I made a mistake on the example Hiaku. -blush-.

I'll go back and fix it... maybe.

slimshaydee · 09-04-2003, 11:41 PM

the popular kids
now enjoy flipping burgers
as their full-time jobs

next: premature ejaculation

Midlandmadman · 09-05-2003, 08:26 AM

Oh girl, your so hot!
Let me see that hot pussy!
OH, OH OH!!!!! dammit!

next topic "taking your underwear to the dry cleaners!"

bernadette · 09-05-2003, 09:25 AM

underwear sublime
mah scivvies be fancy pants
must dry clean only

Next: the truck stop

Midlandmadman · 09-05-2003, 10:52 AM

Corned beef hash and eggs,
It's 4 a.m. I'm so tired.
well, back on the road.

next topic
Twix cookie bars.

vermin · 09-05-2003, 08:50 PM

chocolate covered stuff
cookies with caramel on them
zit zit zit zit zit

Next: Listening to a police scanner as a hobby

Midlandmadman · 09-08-2003, 11:14 AM

code 27,
suspect on the scene, 10-4
send back up, roger!

next topic.... not letting this thread die.

Troublebot · 09-08-2003, 12:37 PM

Where did haiku's go?
Not quite as fun without them
Off to Titty Board.

Next: Mullets!

vermin · 09-08-2003, 07:12 PM

Hair style of the gods
Short in front, longer in back
Better than mohawk

Next: The late Warren Zevon

slimshaydee · 09-08-2003, 07:20 PM

Never heard of this bloke
What'd he do that was so great
And how come he died?

next: Kyle's mum is a dirty jew

dylanmarsh · 09-08-2003, 07:31 PM

Cartman squints his eyes
Craps a star of David and thinks
Kyle's mum is a jew.

next: Sean Connery lusting after Maximum Strength Sudafed Sinus and Allergy Medicine

laxative · 09-09-2003, 12:50 AM

Scary pedophile
Old with too much ephedrine
Still thinks he's James Bond.

next: lung cancer

dy156 · 09-09-2003, 06:25 AM

news story

Isrealis find gene
protects against lung cancer
affect lawsuits? No

next:
old jeans

Gortexfogg · 09-09-2003, 07:20 AM

Old jeans that I love
I wear you more than I should
So full of many holes

Next: Floppy disks

Troublebot · 09-09-2003, 07:21 AM

Look great and fit good
faded in all the right spots
too bad I gained weight.

Next Up: Your first time trying to get a bra off

dy156 · 09-09-2003, 07:33 AM

dadgum it, can't get-
okay, there! -Aah lick suck squeeze
those aren't floppy disks!

next: hard drives

Midlandmadman · 09-09-2003, 09:36 AM

left, right, now back left.
down shift, push in the clutch. OH,
not that kind of drive.

next: honest mistakes.

Troublebot · 09-09-2003, 10:37 AM

sorry about that
you were on your knees and I
thought you were my wife

Next: Bar Fight!

vermin · 09-09-2003, 07:09 PM

Alcohol fueled
Slight blown out of proportion
Cops bust everyone

Next: Presidential Assasination

Troublebot · 09-10-2003, 06:58 AM

J.F.K. and Abe
Everyone talks about them!
Poor Grover Cleveland.

Next: Trying something new in bed

09-01-2003, 08:59 PM	#201 (permalink)
Ho-train Crazy Location: The Big Apple, NY	You're with your woman You feel your stomach rumble "Gross...it was the dog" next topic:Marxism __________________ And for our next topic...The Clitoris! Nature's rubix cube...

09-02-2003, 08:23 AM	#204 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	Sorry to butt in Haikus are about two things Please read haiku link: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/5022/ "Traditionally and ideally, a haiku presents a pair of contrasting images, one suggestive of time and place, the other a vivid but fleeting observation. Working together, they evoke mood and emotion. The poet does not comment on the connection but leaves the synthesis of the two images for the reader to perceive." __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

09-03-2003, 03:41 PM	#211 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	pretty blue windex lovely view from my window streak free is the best next: smog __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-04-2003, 06:01 AM	#213 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Fucking computer. It is infecting alot, of my e-mail pals. next topic.... being the "wingman" at the club. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-04-2003, 08:32 PM	#220 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Wee! This thing is fun I pull it. What could go wrong? OUCH. Mother Fucker. Next: The "Popular" kids in High School __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

09-01-2003, 10:26 PM	#202 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	Crumble, falling down Ideals ended overnight, Mugged in a meadow. Next: Jagermeister

09-02-2003, 07:52 AM	#203 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Gross, what is this shit? Come on, man, take another. wake up; "where am I?" next topic: football place kickers

09-02-2003, 09:23 AM	#205 (permalink)
Sticky	Thanks for butting in back to football place kickers some kick without shoes Next: Wild Card Race __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-02-2003, 08:11 PM	#206 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Know when to hold 'em Gotta know when to fold 'em Football really sucks. next: dr. seuss

09-03-2003, 07:11 AM	#207 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	The Cat In The Hat, Lorax; Horton Hears A Who? Sorry you're gone, Ted. Next: Frat parties

09-03-2003, 07:21 AM	#209 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	I was too slow there warm beer and sweaty bodies man, I miss college next topic: books into movies

09-03-2003, 02:29 PM	#210 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	books into movies Oh how they suck damn much Shortened they must be. :: Windex

09-04-2003, 05:18 AM	#212 (permalink)
Sticky	It is hard to breath there is a lot of smog out I'm safe in my jeep Next: idiots who don't have anti-virus software that kep on sending out emails in the names of everyone in their address book. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-04-2003, 10:19 AM	#214 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	A lot is two words.

09-04-2003, 10:26 AM	#215 (permalink)
Sticky	<b>Munku</b>, it does not matter, either way it is two sylables. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-04-2003, 06:24 PM	#219 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	What a lucky duck Flying faster than I shoot I'll get you next year Next: Rubber bands

09-04-2003, 11:41 PM	#222 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	the popular kids now enjoy flipping burgers as their full-time jobs next: premature ejaculation

09-05-2003, 08:26 AM	#223 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Oh girl, your so hot! Let me see that hot pussy! OH, OH OH!!!!! dammit! next topic "taking your underwear to the dry cleaners!" __________________ Its good to be back.

09-05-2003, 09:25 AM	#224 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	underwear sublime mah scivvies be fancy pants must dry clean only Next: the truck stop __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-05-2003, 10:52 AM	#225 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Corned beef hash and eggs, It's 4 a.m. I'm so tired. well, back on the road. next topic Twix cookie bars. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-05-2003, 08:50 PM	#226 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	chocolate covered stuff cookies with caramel on them zit zit zit zit zit Next: Listening to a police scanner as a hobby __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-08-2003, 11:14 AM	#227 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	code 27, suspect on the scene, 10-4 send back up, roger! next topic.... not letting this thread die. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-08-2003, 12:37 PM	#228 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Where did haiku's go? Not quite as fun without them Off to Titty Board. Next: Mullets! __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-08-2003, 07:12 PM	#229 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Hair style of the gods Short in front, longer in back Better than mohawk Next: The late Warren Zevon __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-08-2003, 07:20 PM	#230 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Never heard of this bloke What'd he do that was so great And how come he died? next: Kyle's mum is a dirty jew

09-08-2003, 07:31 PM	#231 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	Cartman squints his eyes Craps a star of David and thinks Kyle's mum is a jew. next: Sean Connery lusting after Maximum Strength Sudafed Sinus and Allergy Medicine

09-09-2003, 12:50 AM	#232 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Scary pedophile Old with too much ephedrine Still thinks he's James Bond. next: lung cancer

09-09-2003, 06:25 AM	#233 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	news story Isrealis find gene protects against lung cancer affect lawsuits? No next: old jeans

09-09-2003, 07:20 AM	#234 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Old jeans that I love I wear you more than I should So full of many holes Next: Floppy disks

09-09-2003, 07:21 AM	#235 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Look great and fit good faded in all the right spots too bad I gained weight. Next Up: Your first time trying to get a bra off __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-09-2003, 07:33 AM	#236 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	dadgum it, can't get- okay, there! -Aah lick suck squeeze those aren't floppy disks! next: hard drives

09-09-2003, 09:36 AM	#237 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	left, right, now back left. down shift, push in the clutch. OH, not that kind of drive. next: honest mistakes. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-09-2003, 10:37 AM	#238 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	sorry about that you were on your knees and I thought you were my wife Next: Bar Fight! __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-09-2003, 07:09 PM	#239 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Alcohol fueled Slight blown out of proportion Cops bust everyone Next: Presidential Assasination __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-10-2003, 06:58 AM	#240 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	J.F.K. and Abe Everyone talks about them! Poor Grover Cleveland. Next: Trying something new in bed __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.