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remiel · 08-16-2003, 11:26 AM

Stomping through the woods
black leather with hobnail soles
my feet hurt like hell

next: Stephen Hawking

Munku · 08-16-2003, 06:48 PM

Stephen Hawking whoa man.
Speak just like a robot can.
Man he talks to weird.

Next: Mountain Dew

laxative · 08-19-2003, 08:53 PM

Mullet wearing creeps
Slug Mountain Dew like water
Helps their teeth fall out.

dy156 · 08-20-2003, 07:54 AM

Guess that means another one.

got lots of caffiene
marketed by crazy guys
doing stupid things

next topic:
grocery stores

Snoogans · 08-20-2003, 08:44 AM

Where the hell is it?
goddammit I'm lost again
The store's too damn big...

Next: Power outages

Sticky · 08-20-2003, 10:07 AM

The world id ending
We are all going to die
it's the power? oh!

next: www.poogle.com

vermin · 08-20-2003, 06:31 PM

A link on the screen
I did not click on the link
All in bold letters

Next: The NFL

slimshaydee · 08-20-2003, 06:53 PM

Overpaid players
Pussies must wear protection
NFL sucks ass

next: Chip & Dale's rescue rangers

laxative · 08-20-2003, 07:27 PM

Chip & Dale - squirrels?
Chipmunks? What the hell are they?
They suck regardless.

next: concentration camps

Midlandmadman · 08-21-2003, 04:40 AM

Trapped in solitude,
no chance to ever escape,
guess I'll beat my meat.

next topic Masturbation

dy156 · 08-21-2003, 07:28 AM

squirt, pfffhhht, phhhhffft, phhfft, phhfft
phhft, phhft, phfft, phft, yeeahhh, phft, phft
phft-phftphft splooge aaaahhhh

next topic:
streaking

Gortexfogg · 08-21-2003, 07:33 AM

To run in clothes sucks
Wind flows fast over bare skin
My wang flies wildly

next topic: gatorade

Midlandmadman · 08-21-2003, 07:50 AM

Thirsty as a dog,
got to get something to drink,
Gatorade kicks ass!!!

next topic wrenches

Troublebot · 08-21-2003, 01:30 PM

Got the wrong size wrench
There goes a chunk of knuckle
Fucking metric sucks

Next Topic: Comic Books

vermin · 08-21-2003, 04:31 PM

Whatever happened
To Sargent Rock from DC
Or the Haunted Tank

Next: Serial killers

Nefir · 08-21-2003, 04:46 PM

What was that, Fido?
Burn the house to the ground?
Thy will shall be done!

(is "ground" 2 syllables or 1?)

Next: alien abduction

mrquackers · 08-21-2003, 05:11 PM

Oooh! Look at the light!
Holy crap! Am I floating?
Oh no!!!! Not a probe!!!!!!

Up next: Stinky feet

Midlandmadman · 08-22-2003, 06:51 AM

Dirty toenails, uggg!
Feet in need of a good wash.
Daaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!!!!I need some air!

Next topic Ducks

Nefir · 08-22-2003, 07:12 AM

Round one! Shot! Shot! Shot!
Out of ammo! Fly away!
Stop sniggering, bitch.

Next: spam (either kind)

Troublebot · 08-22-2003, 10:44 AM

Spam seems kinda weird
I don't trust meat in a can
that email sucks too.

Next: Debbie Does Dallas

Darkblack · 08-22-2003, 11:00 AM

Debbie rode the cock
Dallas was groaning all night
Half limp was his rock!

Next: Small Breasts

vermin · 08-23-2003, 07:35 PM

Itty bitty boobs
need silicone or saline
pics saved to hard drive

Neckst: spelling errors

Nefir · 08-23-2003, 08:02 PM

Wahts your prbolem, d00d?
I'm juts a wee bit hyper
by teh egihth cofee

Netx: pneumatic suspension, yo

Sticky · 08-27-2003, 12:00 PM

guess what I just got
a pneumatic suspension
No really, I did

next: something that works better in a Haiku then a pneumatic suspension so that the thread is not killed for three days.

Troublebot · 08-27-2003, 12:59 PM

Zombies are so cool
Get shot and just keep coming
Kinda smell ripe though

Next Topic: Tron!

battlemouth · 08-28-2003, 08:13 AM

blue and red colored
streaks of light from motor bikes
two point oh is nigh

next topic - Nazi Germany

Spinach_Indeed · 08-28-2003, 11:01 AM

My name is Hitler
Give me all your stuff! Obey!
Jew sure are stupid

Next topic: The Adventures of Jesus Christ in Outer Space

Midlandmadman · 08-28-2003, 11:12 AM

I am on the moon,
see thoes stars and galaxies?
My dad made that shit!

next topic going to Hell

pr0f3n · 08-28-2003, 12:28 PM

You will not find here
Fire, or brimstone. There is just
"Hello, Dell Tech support!"

next: Benjamin Disraeli

battlemouth · 08-28-2003, 04:42 PM

his first name is ben
disraeli is his last
who the hell is he?

next topic - Sean Paul goes to the zoo

Midlandmadman · 08-29-2003, 05:03 AM

Lions, and tigers,
Sean Paul, get back from the fence!!!
Tigers eat tonight!

next topic bad teeth

dy156 · 08-29-2003, 07:07 AM

English; good ole boys
share: inbreeding and too much
tobacco and tea

next topic:
Brittany and Madonna

Midlandmadman · 08-29-2003, 08:58 AM

I heard that they kissed.
I didn't watch the awards.
I was watching porn!

next topic girls kissing.

vermin · 08-29-2003, 10:38 PM

Careers on the rocks
Let's do something suprising
Next time lick her twat

Next: what would you do to save your career?

laxative · 08-29-2003, 10:50 PM

Kiss a lot of ass.
Always look down at my feet.
Avoid eye contact.

next: 3rd degree burns

slimshaydee · 08-29-2003, 10:50 PM

Sleep with my hot boss
she has really nice hooters
and a damn fine ass

next: Assholes that cut you off on the road

battlemouth · 08-29-2003, 10:56 PM

you are such an ass
dont cut me off you ass hole
vehicular death!!

next topic - insomnia

vermin · 08-29-2003, 11:45 PM

I can't get to sleep
Maybe I will smoke in bed
Shit! third degree burns

Next: An ode to Harleys

blindawg · 09-01-2003, 04:26 PM

Thunder in my groin
The trobbing power roaring
Just me and my Hog.

Next... an ode to Mountain Dew

mrquackers · 09-01-2003, 04:50 PM

Gimme some caffeine!
That sweet neon beverage!
Why's the world shaking?????

Next: Ill-timed farts.

08-16-2003, 11:26 AM	#161 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	Stomping through the woods black leather with hobnail soles my feet hurt like hell next: Stephen Hawking __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-20-2003, 08:44 AM	#165 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	Where the hell is it? goddammit I'm lost again The store's too damn big... Next: Power outages __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

08-20-2003, 06:31 PM	#167 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	A link on the screen I did not click on the link All in bold letters Next: The NFL __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-21-2003, 04:40 AM	#170 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Trapped in solitude, no chance to ever escape, guess I'll beat my meat. next topic Masturbation __________________ Its good to be back.

08-21-2003, 07:28 AM	#171 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	squirt, pfffhhht, phhhhffft, phhfft, phhfft phhft, phhft, phfft, phft, yeeahhh, phft, phft phft-phftphft splooge aaaahhhh next topic: streaking Last edited by dy156; 08-21-2003 at 07:31 AM..

08-16-2003, 06:48 PM	#162 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Stephen Hawking whoa man. Speak just like a robot can. Man he talks to weird. Next: Mountain Dew

08-19-2003, 08:53 PM	#163 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Mullet wearing creeps Slug Mountain Dew like water Helps their teeth fall out.

08-20-2003, 07:54 AM	#164 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	Guess that means another one. got lots of caffiene marketed by crazy guys doing stupid things next topic: grocery stores

08-20-2003, 10:07 AM	#166 (permalink)
Sticky	The world id ending We are all going to die it's the power? oh! next: www.poogle.com __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-20-2003, 06:53 PM	#168 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Overpaid players Pussies must wear protection NFL sucks ass next: Chip & Dale's rescue rangers

08-20-2003, 07:27 PM	#169 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Chip & Dale - squirrels? Chipmunks? What the hell are they? They suck regardless. next: concentration camps

08-21-2003, 07:33 AM	#172 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	To run in clothes sucks Wind flows fast over bare skin My wang flies wildly next topic: gatorade

08-21-2003, 07:50 AM	#173 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Thirsty as a dog, got to get something to drink, Gatorade kicks ass!!! next topic wrenches __________________ Its good to be back.

08-21-2003, 01:30 PM	#174 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Got the wrong size wrench There goes a chunk of knuckle Fucking metric sucks Next Topic: Comic Books __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-21-2003, 04:31 PM	#175 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Whatever happened To Sargent Rock from DC Or the Haunted Tank Next: Serial killers __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-22-2003, 07:12 AM	#179 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Round one! Shot! Shot! Shot! Out of ammo! Fly away! Stop sniggering, bitch. Next: spam (either kind) __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

08-23-2003, 08:02 PM	#183 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Wahts your prbolem, d00d? I'm juts a wee bit hyper by teh egihth cofee Netx: pneumatic suspension, yo __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

08-21-2003, 04:46 PM	#176 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	What was that, Fido? Burn the house to the ground? Thy will shall be done! (is "ground" 2 syllables or 1?) Next: alien abduction __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance Last edited by Nefir; 08-21-2003 at 04:48 PM..

08-21-2003, 05:11 PM	#177 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Oooh! Look at the light! Holy crap! Am I floating? Oh no!!!! Not a probe!!!!!! Up next: Stinky feet __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

08-22-2003, 06:51 AM	#178 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Dirty toenails, uggg! Feet in need of a good wash. Daaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!!!!I need some air! Next topic Ducks __________________ Its good to be back.

08-22-2003, 10:44 AM	#180 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Spam seems kinda weird I don't trust meat in a can that email sucks too. Next: Debbie Does Dallas __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-22-2003, 11:00 AM	#181 (permalink)
Darkblack Banned Location: Pennsytuckia	Debbie rode the cock Dallas was groaning all night Half limp was his rock! Next: Small Breasts

08-23-2003, 07:35 PM	#182 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Itty bitty boobs need silicone or saline pics saved to hard drive Neckst: spelling errors __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-27-2003, 12:00 PM	#184 (permalink)
Sticky	guess what I just got a pneumatic suspension No really, I did next: something that works better in a Haiku then a pneumatic suspension so that the thread is not killed for three days. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-27-2003, 12:59 PM	#185 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Zombies are so cool Get shot and just keep coming Kinda smell ripe though Next Topic: Tron! __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-28-2003, 08:13 AM	#186 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	blue and red colored streaks of light from motor bikes two point oh is nigh next topic - Nazi Germany __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

08-28-2003, 11:01 AM	#187 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	My name is Hitler Give me all your stuff! Obey! Jew sure are stupid Next topic: The Adventures of Jesus Christ in Outer Space __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

08-28-2003, 11:12 AM	#188 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I am on the moon, see thoes stars and galaxies? My dad made that shit! next topic going to Hell __________________ Its good to be back.

08-28-2003, 12:28 PM	#189 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	You will not find here Fire, or brimstone. There is just "Hello, Dell Tech support!" next: Benjamin Disraeli __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

08-28-2003, 04:42 PM	#190 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	his first name is ben disraeli is his last who the hell is he? next topic - Sean Paul goes to the zoo __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

08-29-2003, 05:03 AM	#191 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Lions, and tigers, Sean Paul, get back from the fence!!! Tigers eat tonight! next topic bad teeth __________________ Its good to be back.

08-29-2003, 07:07 AM	#192 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	English; good ole boys share: inbreeding and too much tobacco and tea next topic: Brittany and Madonna

08-29-2003, 08:58 AM	#193 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I heard that they kissed. I didn't watch the awards. I was watching porn! next topic girls kissing. __________________ Its good to be back.

08-29-2003, 10:38 PM	#194 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Careers on the rocks Let's do something suprising Next time lick her twat Next: what would you do to save your career? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-29-2003, 10:50 PM	#195 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Kiss a lot of ass. Always look down at my feet. Avoid eye contact. next: 3rd degree burns

08-29-2003, 10:50 PM	#196 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Sleep with my hot boss she has really nice hooters and a damn fine ass next: Assholes that cut you off on the road

08-29-2003, 10:56 PM	#197 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	you are such an ass dont cut me off you ass hole vehicular death!! next topic - insomnia __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves