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08-07-2003, 09:01 PM
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Everybody look!
I just put Bones' webcam up On pirate TV I should sell the rights To some big network channel what will it be called? The name should be a knockoff of a TV show "Queer Eye for Himself?" Next subject: bash.org
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08-07-2003, 09:08 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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dying on the net?
no posts in over two weeks? don't go there, myself next: editing your own posts
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08-08-2003, 07:39 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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A tub off crisco
with a shiny hat on top too much birthday cake. Next (and I'll do this one myself) counting one two three four five one two three for five six- damn! I can't say 'seven' next: OJ simpson
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-08-2003, 07:56 AM
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Junkie
Location: Chicago
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J.C. played it well
It don't fit, you must acquit Happy murderer. next topic: The theory of relativity.
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08-08-2003, 08:30 AM
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Psycho
Location: Dreams
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I tried to Research
Couldn't figure it all out My head now hurts, thanks next topic: psychedelic stuff
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08-08-2003, 02:24 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Which is worse? Rangers
Or Ranger fans? None of them Know about hockey. next topic: manifest destiny
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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08-08-2003, 07:52 PM
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Indifferent to anti-matter
Location: Tucson, AZ
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I will wind and wind
let go the key to the works fruit inanimate Motor whirs, fruit does nothing; stupid idea juice will taste oily Next: The Battle of Jutland
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08-08-2003, 09:48 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Von Sheer made a move
Jellicoe was a coward Beatty did his job German fleet a mess never to pose a real threat Jellicoe reprieved England rules the seas Though war drags on many years writing on the wall next: rodents as avatars
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08-09-2003, 06:12 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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Every time I post
You will see this great big vole and I think it's cool next: what you would do for a klondike bar
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-09-2003, 06:39 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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Hate technology
So I'll build my crazy bombs out of string and wood. noext: airline food
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-09-2003, 07:06 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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All three lines must rhyme?
I can do that all the time With a twist of lime next, 14 year old mall goths
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-09-2003, 05:04 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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feel the left, then right
search for little signs of lumps yes, I'm male. So what? next: pzza delivery
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08-09-2003, 05:23 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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An easy con job,
Poor brainwashed Patty robs bank, So says wise Google Next: Dangerously obsessed Star Trek fans
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance Last edited by Nefir; 08-09-2003 at 05:27 PM.. |
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08-10-2003, 02:10 AM
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Addict
Location: Grey Britain
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Army of Darkness,
I beg you wholeheartedly don't lacerate me. Next topic: My underpants smell
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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit." |
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08-10-2003, 04:15 AM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Hello little boy,
Have a balloon, free of charge! Now your soul is mine... (ehehehehehehehe!!!  )Next: Riced-up cars and the clowns who drive em
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08-10-2003, 05:54 AM
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Exhausted
Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
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I get good mileage,
But scorn from other drivers. I own a Honda. Next: People who talk on their cell phones during movies
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08-10-2003, 06:14 AM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Fo shizzle, nizzle,
Dis be one phatass flick, son! Ow! Who punched me? Help! Next: Tentacle sex
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08-10-2003, 12:43 PM
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#113 (permalink) |
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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I'd much rather be
behind Jenna Jameson than Jim Belushi I will only ride until my testicles hurt OUCH! those potholes suck! next: laundry day
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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard |
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08-10-2003, 03:19 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Feeling polluted?
With all your powers combined, I'm Captain Planet! Next: Being at the wrong place at the wrong time
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance |
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08-11-2003, 07:11 AM
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Psycho
Location: Dreams
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Being a nude jew
Nazi parades are teh suck I hope I survive. next: google
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I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato] |
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08-11-2003, 08:41 AM
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Exhausted
Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
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Damn, I need info!
But I have no time to search Google, I love you! or Infinite web sites Which one is the most useful? Google! Please help me! Next: Gary Coleman's gubernatorial bid
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"If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance." |
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08-11-2003, 10:36 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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Make me govenor
Whachoo talkin 'bout, willis? I am NOT too short! Next, flintstones vitamins.
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-11-2003, 01:09 PM
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#118 (permalink) |
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Fool, that's not candy!
Part of a balanced breakfast for whiny fat kids Next: LARP... Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance |
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08-11-2003, 01:22 PM
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#119 (permalink) |
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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Big foam rubber sword
Plate mail made out of hubcaps Dwarf? No, accountant. next: accidentally watching gay porn
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