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Old 08-06-2003, 02:27 PM   #41 (permalink)
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what the shit, you didnt post a topic!@

I guess Ill post the next topic:

elephant poop
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Old 08-06-2003, 03:13 PM   #42 (permalink)
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what is big and bad?
and I don't mean Roseanne Barr.
It's elephant poop!

next topic: global warming
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:44 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Location: Motown
back bending , I'm motionless
he falls from the ropes
and elbows my face

* Back to Jerry Springer *

next topic :404 error message
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:48 PM   #44 (permalink)
If you've read this, PM me and say so
 
Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
when surfing the net
i hate it when u get links
that dont fricken work

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Old 08-06-2003, 05:13 PM   #45 (permalink)
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lurking in the night
evil is its element
el chupacabra


Kobe in prison
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:13 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
K-dub out of sight
ever since the Kobe news
strange coincidence?


bicycles
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Old 08-07-2003, 02:48 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
A card in my spokes
Peddle fast for a cool noise
Look out! It's a truck!

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Old 08-07-2003, 04:45 AM   #48 (permalink)
 
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I am not playing
it is jock itch I'm scratching
That's what I tell them

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Old 08-07-2003, 05:08 AM   #49 (permalink)
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self gratifying?
oh baby, oh baby! hmm...
i'm still all alone.

next: verizon wireless
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Old 08-07-2003, 05:28 AM   #50 (permalink)
 
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I just got a phone
Verizon wireless phone
It is sucking bad

The Haiku Game
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Old 08-07-2003, 05:46 AM   #51 (permalink)
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five, seven, five more
that's easy, but funny's hard
wish bones would get here

next: happy hour
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Old 08-07-2003, 05:49 AM   #52 (permalink)
 
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What time is it now?
Happy hour is coming
Hell I'm drinking now

Guinness
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:01 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
guinness is mean beer
dark and thick and tough to drink
just like my feces

topic : julia roberts
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:43 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
No doubt about it
She is a pretty woman
but a dingbat too

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Old 08-07-2003, 08:08 AM   #55 (permalink)
 
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Arnold as a gov
whhat is this world coming to
what next, Spunge BoB Pres?


Summertime (or for those of you on the other hemisphere, wintertime)
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:39 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
Lawn chair stuck to ass
Sweat pooling 'round my privates
God, when will it snow?

Next Topic: Bruce Campbell
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:47 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
Evil Dead bad hand
Keeping demons in cellar
B-movie galore

next topic: in-vitro fertilization
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Old 08-07-2003, 09:12 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
leggo my eggo
non-preggo. Get In-vitro
fertilization.

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Old 08-07-2003, 09:22 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Location: USS George Washington
She grazes peacefully.
Blind corner too fast; BAM! Shit...
My rates now go up.

Next: Rosie O'Donnell

-Mikey
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:03 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
She grazes peacefully.
on the buffets numerous.
Big,fat nasty bitch!



next topic Toe nails
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:05 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh dammit!!!!

too slow again eh?
elf is the brand new topic.
hope this one is fast



new topic toenails






great now i went and mis-spelled alf...... i really suck at this thread..... thanks for pointing that out BONES!!! hahaha
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Old 08-07-2003, 11:16 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Location: USS George Washington
Had her boobs reduced.
Doesn't stop me; I still whack
Off to pics of her.

Next: smegma

-Mikey
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Old 08-07-2003, 11:45 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
Tampons are for girls
Don't mistake them for sweatbands
Look like a dumbass

Next topic: Saturday Night Fever
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:38 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Location: Uppsala, Sweden
scary little men
they are really funny though
I laugh as I die


Next: drunken mistakes
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:02 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
Way too much to drink
Lead me to a place where I
Seemed to have no pants

Next up: Strip Clubs
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:27 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
monkeys are funny
oh wait, those are chimpanzees.
Helen Hunt is cool

Next: half-deaf staff at drive throughs
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:34 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Yay we rule the school
Too bad that we've got no brains
welfare, here we come.

people who use internet slang in real life
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:35 PM   #68 (permalink)
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take your order, guy?

all the happy meal toys are gone

no i won't date you


next: vertigo
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:40 PM   #69 (permalink)
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what day is it?
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:47 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Tom gets spitroasted
I have no clue what that means
but it sounds nasty

Next: women with fake boobs
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:52 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
brittney spears has boobs
I don't know if they are fake
but I will test them

topic: nine inch nails
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Old 08-07-2003, 02:02 PM   #72 (permalink)
 
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once dated a girl
was hot and had nine inch nails
I still have the scars

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Old 08-07-2003, 02:10 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Bitchin' Camaro
No it's not, in fact it sucks
Go home to your mom.

next, kung fu movies
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Old 08-07-2003, 02:47 PM   #74 (permalink)
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jackie chan bruce lee
they dont even sound chinese
or is it just me


next, your home town
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Old 08-07-2003, 02:56 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Gastonia sucks
Doesn't have a comic shop
I should open one

next, your favourite alcoholic beverage
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Old 08-07-2003, 03:05 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Location: Wales
Fizzy Liquid Gold
Sweet Condensation Clings On
King of Beers Lives On

Next fav film.

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Old 08-07-2003, 03:18 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Location: Gastonia NC
Scary rabbit mask
Time travel, Jake Gylenhaal
Donnie Darko owns.

Next, annoying cellphone rings
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:17 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Location: france
Hey Bones that was cack
As you say, you're often good...
must be an off day.


What's an IRC chat? Next!
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Old 08-07-2003, 07:23 PM   #79 (permalink)
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1 \/\/1|| |-|4><0|2 j00
WTFOMFG
U wanna cyber!????!111//

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Old 08-07-2003, 07:54 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
my hand is so tired
think my other hand is gay
it won't help me out


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