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Old 08-05-2003, 10:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Haiku Game

Everyone knows that Haiku's are one of the easiest forms of Poetry (at least the type the everyday Joe writes). So what better way to celebrate this prose than with a nonsense game?

I'm sure all of you know that a Haiku is three lines, following the pattern of 5 syllables, then 7 and then 5 again.

Write a Haiku on the topic the previous person gives you, and then give a new topic for the next person to write about.


For example, if someone gave me the topic of "Dolphins" I could write

"Dolphins sure are cute
But they can be Vicious
Please don't eat my flesh."

I want the next Haiku to be about... Zombies!
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Zombies are not fun
What do they do with the brains?
Eat zombies, eat brains

next topic: vehicular manslaughter
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
Look out! Move your ass!
Vehicular Manslaughter.
Oh Shit! Broken Glass!

Next Haiku: Siamese Twins
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Siamese Twins YEA!
Stuck together by the hip.
Three legged race champs.

Next haiku: Puking in toilet reference

*edit, dang, bones posted at the same time I did, so i'll just do his too:

D-O-double-G.
Runnin with little bow-wow.
Illmatic flow yo.
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I didn't know who I was supposed to have done so I did both at the same time.

snoop dogg and toilet
what did he digest last night?
oh, lots of hotdogs
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This thread is dropping
I must swoop in and save it
Before it is gone

Next Hiaku: Charlie Manson!
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
Charlie's in jail now
Got folks to stab famous folks
What an asshole, huh?

Dammit Bones! Must be quicker next time.

Willie Wonka sucks
Turned me into a blueberry
"Candy Man" my ass

Next topic: the Six Million Dollar Man
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Old 08-05-2003, 04:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Pretty boys who dance
But can they sing? Oh, HELL no!
Me? I'll take Buffett.

new topic: 1980s arcade games
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Old 08-05-2003, 04:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Mario Brothers
Donkey Kong and MS. Pac Man
Favorites of all!

new topic:

elderly drivers
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Old 08-05-2003, 05:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: france
peer through steering wheel
what's the rush we've got all day
no respect, these kids.


Your new topic, should you choose to accept it: A lovely nighttime barbecue for two, with tasty kebabs, potatoes and a spot of skinny dipping to work up the various appetites.
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Old 08-05-2003, 07:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: somewhere....
Barbeque for two ?
Not at night, no not at night
Zombies rome at night.

next up... the toilet.
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: The Kitchen
Awashed in vodka
I humble myself before
The Porcelain God

Next topic...

R. Kelly
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Here, have some pee pee
It arouses me to see
Urine on this girl

Next Topic...

Fleas
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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kelly rapes lil kids
he is a child molestor
but his songs are mad

next: urination
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yes, urination.
But that does not mean
I stand to salute!

Next: the West Nile
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Don't forget to add a topic for the next person, you silly people. Or I'll go and...I'll..go...and... I'll probaly just sit in the corner and cry

West Nile has Killed me
Up in Heaven there are bugs
Please don't bite me again

Next Topic: World War II
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:25 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i killed adolf hitler
with a shot to his scrotum
i created world peace

next: anal
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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for some it is fun
for others it is painful
dirty dirty sex.

Next: robots
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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from tv's jetsons
i like rosie the robot
shes is really hot

next: britney spears
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Old 08-06-2003, 03:38 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Montreal
she is popular
but what is the real reason?
I say it's the tits

next up: cigarettes
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:14 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Location: USS George Washington
Last one in the pack.
Fuckin' things cost too damn much.
Hey man, got a light?

next: tree frogs

-Mikey
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:22 AM   #22 (permalink)
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tree frogs suck ass bad
i like to light them on fire
they burn really good

next: cell phones
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:24 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: france
Is it flight, greenback?
Or are you merely gliding?
Speak! We must be toad.

Up next: après-ski
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:25 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Arse! Sorry, forget mine
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Kobe plays B-Ball
And has a hot looking wife
Still total dumbass

Next: Anna Nichole Smith
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:34 AM   #26 (permalink)
 
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Anna Nicole Smith
At one time considered hot
is certainly not

Next:
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:43 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Montreal Expos
Play for frogs but they won't come
Is Vlad a Yankee yet?


Next: Bill Gates

-Mikey
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:51 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Hey rich ass, question:
"Spring time for green backs, you dig?"
That means "give me cash"

topic : creed
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:23 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Christ-like pose works well
Albums sell and you tour world!
Music still sucks though.

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Old 08-06-2003, 07:31 AM   #30 (permalink)
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hugh hefner is old
but his girls are much younger
because he's a pimp

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Old 08-06-2003, 07:47 AM   #31 (permalink)
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"El oso polar
purpura" is Spanish for
Purple polar bear.

Next: Jar-Jar Binks

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Old 08-06-2003, 08:01 AM   #32 (permalink)
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me sa jar jar binks,

troublesome ears me sa have


boss nass no like me




next topic wonder bras
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:04 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
Where are my tube socks?
Join in false advertising
like a Wonder Bra

Next Topic: Christy Canyon
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:12 AM   #34 (permalink)
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DAMN YOU... disregard
this post and all of my posts
like you always do

next: something about your favorite sandwich
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:50 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
not a hamburger
sorry gh but its a
Spicy Italian Meatball

next topic:
condiments on burgers
Hail Bones!

I understand. I am partial to the Italian Sausage, myself.
That is, of course, just between you and me.

Now, back to the Haiku...

the cheese, the bacon
bacon IS a condiment
don't forget ketchup

next: Your travels to a distant planet inhabited by giant silicon-based poodle dogs that shoot red beams out of their eyes.
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Old 08-06-2003, 11:02 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Stupid poodles bite!
and shoot don't forget, damn dogs
Where are the space chicks?

Next Topic: James T. Kirk
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Old 08-06-2003, 12:14 PM   #37 (permalink)
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What you talkin bout
Willis! Gary Coleman is
Gonna knock you out!

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Old 08-06-2003, 12:56 PM   #38 (permalink)
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"Which one Bones," I asked?
"The dead one or the one with
one leg? Huh, smart guy?"

Next Topic: Eminiem
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Old 08-06-2003, 01:03 PM   #39 (permalink)
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eminem's talent
reliable source of light
light makes me vomit

next........sosa
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:04 PM   #40 (permalink)
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