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Fly · 09-23-2004, 08:36 PM

don't know what happened
the freak just one day was gone
don't know,what the fuck

drum kits......

castex · 09-24-2004, 05:01 AM

Chick-a-boom, oh shit!
two new grooves in the parquet
death by china.

or

Neighbours getting tired
of In My Time of Dying
back to bashing knees...

up next: Moby Dick

bernadette · 09-24-2004, 01:12 PM

big fat classic tale
of a big ornery whale
good read, so i hear

next: procrastination

vermin · 09-24-2004, 06:40 PM

I was gonna write
a procrastination thing
maybe tomorrow.

Next: horrible tasting food

Tophat665 · 09-25-2004, 05:56 AM

flourescent yellow
eggs from the spiny urchin
taste like baby shit

Next: The world's shortest books

elcid · 09-26-2004, 09:07 PM

open-faced roast beef
so inviting, so warm
tasty, yet quite dead

next: something about finding someone else's watch on you girlfriend's nightstand

tspikes51 · 09-26-2004, 09:20 PM

I guess I forgot...
Last night was so incredible
That threesome was great

next- Your mom (for real)

Grancey · 09-27-2004, 12:06 PM

taken from my life
before I had the chance to
find peace in myself

next- twilight

wanderwal · 09-29-2004, 08:14 PM

Rays though once-dark skies
Diffusion of sunlight...*groan*
How much did I drink?

Next up: Fish and Chips

bernadette · 09-30-2004, 10:39 AM

greasy cooked in lard
usually healthy foods
transformed: heart bypass

next: shooting star

Kitenn Kaboodle · 09-30-2004, 12:33 PM

Lighting the sky up
A flash of hope and wishes
Make my dreams alive

next : Tang (the drink)

bernadette · 11-13-2004, 09:33 AM

powdery orange dust
a spoon, glass, cup of water
ain't quite a real juice

next: breakfast

Tophat665 · 11-13-2004, 12:55 PM

Coffee and coffee
Have a smoke with my honey
Eggs unfertilized

next: Smoked Foods

vermin · 11-13-2004, 09:29 PM

Rolled up the salmon
Tried hard to ignite the end
Then tried burrito

next: a painful itch

Grancey · 11-18-2004, 11:49 AM

Poison ivy pain
The pharmacist hands me a
forty dollar tube

next: holiday baking

Daoust · 11-18-2004, 12:07 PM

When mom used to bake
For the Christmas Holidays
I'd eat till I puked

Daoust · 11-18-2004, 12:08 PM

When mom used to bake
For the Christmas Holidays
I'd eat till I puked

next topic: ghost wipes

Coppertop · 11-18-2004, 12:22 PM

For Ghost Wipes I looked
Google was not of much use
Thus ends my Haiku

next topic: exit wounds

Catmandu · 11-18-2004, 01:11 PM

Small bits of red stuff
Mixed with white and maybe brown
Stuck to the toaster

Next topic: slippersox

maestroxl · 11-18-2004, 05:41 PM

Pulled on Slippersox
Warm feet and yet traction, too
Snow is too deep. Foiled!

Next topic: Jam bands

00111000 · 11-18-2004, 11:30 PM

For the love of god!
Will they ever stop playing?
No, I reckon not.

Next topic: Customer support frustration

shaggs_manoa · 11-19-2004, 10:50 AM

Called with a problem,
was transfered to new delhi,
was no help to me!

Next topic: 42 (you know life the universe and everything)

vermin · 11-19-2004, 08:54 PM

Answer was easy
Saith computer: forty-two
Question, not so much.

Next topic: Thanksgiving!

bernadette · 11-20-2004, 09:10 AM

cook half of the day.
overeat. go back for seconds.
belch. pumpkin pie time!

next: dirty dishes...

Daoust · 11-20-2004, 09:20 AM

I use Palmolive
Soft on hands while you do dish's
for a spot free shine

Tophat665 · 11-21-2004, 07:13 AM

Pssst, Daoust, you need to do a next topic. Absent one, I continue with dirty dishes...

Archeology
of culinary mishap
alas, the sink stinks.

Next: "Now more than ever..."

Catmandu · 11-23-2004, 08:13 AM

Satan loves cliches
And uses them to steal hearts
Now more than ever

Catmandu · 11-23-2004, 08:14 AM

Oops. Forgot the next topic...

Next: Kurt Vonnegut

Daoust · 11-23-2004, 09:04 AM

I have never read
Slaughterhouse Five but I know
it's written by him.

Next Topic:

Steel Magnolias

Catmandu · 11-23-2004, 09:27 AM

duelling Haiku!

Steel magnolias
Needed by my wife so I
Steal magnolias

Next: Rug burns

NoSoup · 11-24-2004, 02:29 PM

Far too ambitious
Romping on the Carpet Floor
Burns on my back hurt

Next

The feeling you get when you eat too much

bernadette · 11-24-2004, 03:32 PM

remorse. regret. bloat.
oink. oink. antacids. bElch. p00t~!
explosion pending.

next: working on holidays...

Coppertop · 11-25-2004, 11:36 AM

Working on days that
others have off really blows
I love some turkey!

next: Wal*Mart

maestroxl · 11-25-2004, 01:15 PM

Unions are coming
Finally some workers' rights
No more low prices

next: Four More Years of Bush

Catmandu · 11-26-2004, 11:22 AM

There's nothing like Bush
Soft silky little pubies
Oops, sorry, wrong Bush

Next: big screen TVs

NoSoup · 11-26-2004, 12:23 PM

All I see is Screen
This Television is HUGE
Oh, wait - I'm to close

Next:Taking the most horrible shot ever...

Catmandu · 11-26-2004, 12:57 PM

Three pointer from hell
Post up defense in your face
Lucky to catch rim

Next: Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Zephyr66 · 11-26-2004, 09:11 PM

Diamonds are evil
why do chicks need to like them
i am so broke... jeez

next: being naked is fun =)

FngKestrel · 11-27-2004, 02:31 AM

Body unfettered
Free from all earthly restraints
I'm naked right now

Just kidding.

Next: LAN Parties.

Coppertop · 11-27-2004, 11:24 AM

Counter-Strike is great
I drop your ass with headshot
My shotty pwnz j00

Couldn't resist. Next up: puberty

09-23-2004, 08:36 PM	#521 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	don't know what happened the freak just one day was gone don't know,what the fuck drum kits...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-24-2004, 01:12 PM	#523 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	big fat classic tale of a big ornery whale good read, so i hear next: procrastination __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-24-2004, 06:40 PM	#524 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I was gonna write a procrastination thing maybe tomorrow. Next: horrible tasting food __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-25-2004, 05:56 AM	#525 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	flourescent yellow eggs from the spiny urchin taste like baby shit Next: The world's shortest books __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-26-2004, 09:20 PM	#527 (permalink)
tspikes51 Fuckin' A Location: Lex Vegas	I guess I forgot... Last night was so incredible That threesome was great next- Your mom (for real) __________________ "I'm telling you, we need to get rid of a few people or a million." -Maddox

09-24-2004, 05:01 AM	#522 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Chick-a-boom, oh shit! two new grooves in the parquet death by china. or Neighbours getting tired of In My Time of Dying back to bashing knees... up next: Moby Dick

09-26-2004, 09:07 PM	#526 (permalink)
elcid Upright	open-faced roast beef so inviting, so warm tasty, yet quite dead next: something about finding someone else's watch on you girlfriend's nightstand

09-27-2004, 12:06 PM	#528 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	taken from my life before I had the chance to find peace in myself next- twilight __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

09-29-2004, 08:14 PM	#529 (permalink)
wanderwal Insane	Rays though once-dark skies Diffusion of sunlight...groan How much did I drink? Next up: Fish and Chips

09-30-2004, 10:39 AM	#530 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	greasy cooked in lard usually healthy foods transformed: heart bypass next: shooting star __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-30-2004, 12:33 PM	#531 (permalink)
Kitenn Kaboodle Upright	Lighting the sky up A flash of hope and wishes Make my dreams alive next : Tang (the drink)

11-13-2004, 09:33 AM	#532 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	powdery orange dust a spoon, glass, cup of water ain't quite a real juice next: breakfast __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-13-2004, 12:55 PM	#533 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Coffee and coffee Have a smoke with my honey Eggs unfertilized next: Smoked Foods __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-13-2004, 09:29 PM	#534 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Rolled up the salmon Tried hard to ignite the end Then tried burrito next: a painful itch __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

11-18-2004, 11:49 AM	#535 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	Poison ivy pain The pharmacist hands me a forty dollar tube next: holiday baking __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

11-18-2004, 12:07 PM	#536 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	When mom used to bake For the Christmas Holidays I'd eat till I puked __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-18-2004, 12:08 PM	#537 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	When mom used to bake For the Christmas Holidays I'd eat till I puked next topic: ghost wipes __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-18-2004, 12:22 PM	#538 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	For Ghost Wipes I looked Google was not of much use Thus ends my Haiku next topic: exit wounds

11-18-2004, 01:11 PM	#539 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Small bits of red stuff Mixed with white and maybe brown Stuck to the toaster Next topic: slippersox

11-18-2004, 05:41 PM	#540 (permalink)
maestroxl buck fush Location: Tucson, AZ	Pulled on Slippersox Warm feet and yet traction, too Snow is too deep. Foiled! Next topic: Jam bands __________________ be the change you want

11-18-2004, 11:30 PM	#541 (permalink)
00111000 Psycho Location: Mostly standing in a blue semi-circle	For the love of god! Will they ever stop playing? No, I reckon not. Next topic: Customer support frustration __________________ - And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY! -

11-19-2004, 10:50 AM	#542 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	Called with a problem, was transfered to new delhi, was no help to me! Next topic: 42 (you know life the universe and everything) __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-19-2004, 08:54 PM	#543 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Answer was easy Saith computer: forty-two Question, not so much. Next topic: Thanksgiving! __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

11-20-2004, 09:10 AM	#544 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	cook half of the day. overeat. go back for seconds. belch. pumpkin pie time! next: dirty dishes... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-20-2004, 09:20 AM	#545 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	I use Palmolive Soft on hands while you do dish's for a spot free shine __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-21-2004, 07:13 AM	#546 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Pssst, Daoust, you need to do a next topic. Absent one, I continue with dirty dishes... Archeology of culinary mishap alas, the sink stinks. Next: "Now more than ever..." __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 11-21-2004 at 07:32 AM.. Reason: revised last line

11-23-2004, 08:13 AM	#547 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Satan loves cliches And uses them to steal hearts Now more than ever

11-23-2004, 08:14 AM	#548 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	Oops. Forgot the next topic... Next: Kurt Vonnegut

11-23-2004, 09:04 AM	#549 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	I have never read Slaughterhouse Five but I know it's written by him. Next Topic: Steel Magnolias __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-23-2004, 09:27 AM	#550 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	duelling Haiku! Steel magnolias Needed by my wife so I Steal magnolias Next: Rug burns

11-24-2004, 02:29 PM	#551 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Far too ambitious Romping on the Carpet Floor Burns on my back hurt Next The feeling you get when you eat too much __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

11-24-2004, 03:32 PM	#552 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	remorse. regret. bloat. oink. oink. antacids. bElch. p00t~! explosion pending. next: working on holidays... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-25-2004, 11:36 AM	#553 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Working on days that others have off really blows I love some turkey! next: Wal*Mart

11-25-2004, 01:15 PM	#554 (permalink)
maestroxl buck fush Location: Tucson, AZ	Unions are coming Finally some workers' rights No more low prices next: Four More Years of Bush __________________ be the change you want

11-26-2004, 11:22 AM	#555 (permalink)
Catmandu Insane Location: Seattle	There's nothing like Bush Soft silky little pubies Oops, sorry, wrong Bush Next: big screen TVs