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I need to find her,
Have you seen Sarah Connor, She must be destroyed. Next: DMV |
DMV Payload:
'That's enough to prove my point' Don't save as template! Next: Geeks :) |
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For info on geeks Please see Tilted Computers lots of geeks post there Next: Church |
People on their knees
Praying for their sins and crimes Redemption will come Next: The color Yellow |
Egg yolks and mustard
after hours and hours of drink I vomit yellow Next: memories from distant past |
the sweet soothing feel
of my mothers warm breast milk being brought up as I'm burped. NEXT: White people dancing |
Ain't Got No Rytham
Writhing like a like a dying fish Gasping for some air Next: White Collar Jobs |
eight to five. commute.
stock. grind. dirty politics. hands still get dirty. Next: Hurricane |
Blow wind, blow your worst
Bringing death and destruction until you are done NEXT: My big toe |
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Charlie asked me to
write a poem about his toe what a sick fucker next: that creepy guy on the subway |
Ripcord on backpack?
A moslem jihadist! Shoot!! Sorry, Brazilian. next: bad breath |
halitosis... dude....
please! floss, brush and gargle ...or... ...stay out of my face! next: garlic |
Keeps vampires abay
Dubya Tee Eff Ewe Asshats Don't let this thread die!!! next: Reincarnation |
To live yet again
as a gymnast's leotard is a just reward next: Plato |
He wrote lots of books
Some of them are important I have not read any next: Beer |
Stein's beautiful new
stein: crystal clear! Filled up, then done. Wish it were mine. NEXT: american idol |
Is it season five
Or wait, is it season six? It sucks but I watch next: fruity pebbles |
Saturday mornings
I ate the fruity goodness watching some cartoons next: Bill Hicks |
A comedian
William Melvin Hicks died In Nineteen Ninty-Four Next: crabgrass |
free. yet unwelcomed.
other side of fence complains... fuck uppity cunts. * actually, i'm that uppity cunt. round-up isn't that expensive, bitch! * :p next: allergies |
There's one kid I teach;
peanut butter will kill him. Don't touch my sandwich! Next hairy backs. |
You know what they say
About men with hairy backs really me neither Next: Haikus |
It does not seem that
counting to five and seven is a common skill Next: junk in the trunk |
crap
I edited it. Continue, please. |
Dance a happy dance.
I found our old haiku thread. Shake that ass, shake it. next up: vigilantes |
Angle Grinder Man
the wheel clamp vigilante: Traffic Warden's Bane! http://www.anglegrinderman.org/ Next up: bbq el cowboy |
Sweet, sweet BBQ.
It is true that I love you. To thee I'll stay true. Next: Napoleon Dynamite |
Ligers and Pedro;
some people see this movie as so flippin' sweet next: road trips |
You can go so far
with internal combustion and very good friends. next up: hit and run |
this road trips a bust
I think I hit a car or, It hit me, lets run. next topic POLICE CHASE |
black and white cruiser
in hot pursuit of a slow moving white bronco next: diverticulitis |
Abdominal pain
like diverticulitis Warm, scented breeze wafts. ('Scuse me.) Next: A goldfish ponders a golf ball that's been dropped into its bowl. |
the bedimpled orb
that has invaded my home from whence has it come? next - made-up words |
wonter em fen
abot idin dersama ket etyloda Next - is it summer yet? |
I can't recall not
being swathed in LL Bean eight more months to go. Nexty: I wish I could quit you |
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to coffee and cigarettes You'll never let go next: something in your shoe |
Cute little kitten
tail twitching from my wingtip left me a dead mouse Next: I resign! |
Opportunity
To kiss your ass every day No more! Do not want! Next: Returning after a long absence |
hitched mare by the bar
liars and cheats pour the drinks only rope remains next up: insects gone awry |
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