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The angry old man
yells at whoever will hear and then forgets why. next: Hamburgers |
I'll pay you tuesday
Meaty treat on a big bun I can't eat just one next: Psychology |
Why we act crazy
Or obsess on brass doorknobs Job for the head doc Next: Hollywood |
razzle dazzle glitz
big stars, has beens, wannabes famous sign on hill next: disneyland |
Eight dollar burger
The happiest place on Earth Can't afford to go Next: tennis shoe |
Smells kind of rancid
Scuffed, ripped, gives me big blisters K-Mart, here I come next: K-Mart |
The one place for the
Martha Stewart collection Ain't it a riot?!? Next: insomnia |
toss turn toss again.
damn it all to hell and back!!! makes coffee. TFP. next: gloomy rainy days |
The Seattle rain
Brings me down every day Let's watch some movies! Next: bunny slippers |
Rabbit wakes at two
Wonders at the chilly floor Cannot find slippers Missus Rabbit screams "Lost yer fuckin' slippers, huh?" Then she eats her young. Next try: cannibalism |
Eating their children
Is not a good way to meet And greet your neighbors. Next: witch burning |
your long crooked nose,
it's remarkably pointy. wart face, you're ugly. next: ashtray |
Hey you! Pot smoking
Bunny with top hat and tie, Use a damn ashtray! :) Next: Prunes |
oh poor Catmandu...
constipated again, eh? dried plums elixir! next: an annoying neighbor |
oh that Mr. Jones
what a grumpy old bastard put some clothes on please next: the neighbours cat |
Come here little cat,
Instead she gallops away, She stops and washes, next: Sexual deviancy |
Bind me now, Mistress,
Blindfold, gag, and tie me up; Use me as your toy. Next: Tough guys |
Beating up bullies,
Was never that difficult, Now, I'm the bully. Next: Angry People |
The angry people
Who don't like the way I drive Can kiss my fat ass. Next: virginity |
Sacred, special is
this that could never be found once I had lost it. Next: My bad left knee :) |
Here the creaks and groans
As I climb the basement stairs Curse my bad left knee. Next: MTV |
Used to play music
Not anymore so I hear Haven't watched in years Next up to bat: winged creatures of the night |
Bats and mosquitos
Both love the taste of our blood Can't swat a bat, tho. Next: Brazil |
The Brazilian wax
honoring the nude beaches and hairless pussies next: tilted literature |
Literature tilts
Hard to fit in seven breaks Don't wish this on you next: fine wine |
special occasion.
dust off, remove foil, pop cork. pour... sip... savor....... yyyyyeah! next: strong coffee |
bags under my eyes
must get up and go to work please, caffeine, help me! next: Michael Jackson verdict |
not guilty said judge
michael moonwalked outta court you smooth criminal next: red dress |
Not self promotion
There must be a good story to lady in red next: Batman |
the caped crusader
fearlessly patrols Gotham creature of the night. Next: Britney and Kevin Federline |
who the hell I asked
is this Kevin Federline? Not a good topic Next: booty |
apparently yours
ain't a great topic either. He's Britney's husband NEXT TOPIC: Hickey's |
Bumped into a door
No really it's just a bruise It's not a hickey! Next: long weekend |
Days that fly on past
We wonder where the time went That was some good pot Next: hot weather |
hells bells. it is here.
freon filled closed up spaces, my sanctuary. <b>next:</b> getting to know new people online... |
I think I know you.
You seem more interesting than you prob'ly are. Next -> Summer Lovin' |
Sultry sensations
Salty-slick skin slides silkily Sweet summer lovin' Topic: chocolate |
nothing else like it
to get her hot and bothered excepting diamonds next - senior citizens |
Blue Hairs drive poorly.
Hitting all who cross their path. Thank A A R P. Next - large breasted women. |
Jenna Jameson
the dream of pubescent boys and quite a few men next - The Terminator |
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