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Handgun smoking now,
bastard bleeding on the floor I still got my pride Next: Drumset |
this should be flyman's
he is the mad drummer here his house band rocks hard! :) Next: damn crows |
At dawn I hear it
sounds like a woman screaming damned crow on my roof. next: pennies |
about how many
fill a two liter bottle? I fit three thousand next - sweat |
"I'm Biggus Dickus"
said Pontius Pilate's boy So swollen with pride. Bonus points for the Monty Python reference? Next: Flash Gordon |
Nipples erected,
coat reveals nothing under as she flash Gordon next: sauerkraut |
Big Apple hot dogs
Sauerkraut makes them complete Used to cost a buck Next - chain saws |
quite a handy thing
to have in place of your hand when fighting zombies next - 1337 |
One Three Three Seven
Language of the super smart? No, I don't think so. Next: Famous Bruces. |
I knew a Bruce once
Quiet, asexual geek, Serial killer. Next: Fromage |
Catmandu fromage
is a saucy little cheese. But only in France. next: pork rinds |
Crispy fried pig fat
Mexicans say chicharon I say heart attack next: headache |
Headache or heartache
there's one medicine for all tender loving care Next: single malt |
A good single malt
does not have a twist off cap just like a good wine Next: Bourbon Story |
I'll tell you a story
A good one, about Bourbon I should drink some first. Next: Anal fisting |
my poor sphincter hurts
next time I think I shall try some lubrication next - insanity |
Did you kill someone
Want a good way to get off plead insanity Next: Crackberry |
pilot,crackberry?
a P D A culture war Nobody can win Next: spreadsheets |
Lotus 1 2 3
Was my very first spreadsheet Green screen where art thou? Next: Mr. Potatohead |
Round and brown tuber
Plug-in facial features, cool! Bake at three-fifty. Next: Subtlety |
Sorry no can do
Lawyer won't accept my case Walked me out the door next: blatant |
Gave me the finger
Told me to kiss her fat ass It's so obvious! Next: naked hottubbing |
Hot bubbly water
Oily bacteria soup Boobies can be seen Next: digging a trench |
They are moving us
Will be loosing my office I'm digging a trench Next: Workspace |
100 square feet
fashionable green tile floors desks, chairs, chalkboard, door Next: Lech Walesa (sp?) |
Solidarity
Kilbasa for lunch each day Vodka breaks 3 times. Next - walrus |
Walrus etoufee
Walrus gumbo walrus steaks Blubber on a stick. Next: penis enlargement spam |
I know it's a scam
but I am a bit tempted. I am so ashamed... Next: One million dollars |
Would you sleep with me?
One million dollars was her price for tonight. Next: Tilted Forum Project |
monumentally
the worst reason that I have for work time wasted next - Special Forces |
Moving in shadows
Behind the enemy lines Meet our men in black. Next - Flying monkeys |
their boss is a witch.
grab a scarecrow. toto too. work for bananas. Next: wild dreams |
Bush massaging me,
the Pope licking my fingers must not eat mushrooms Next: The Vatican |
Mafia Controlled,
a Powerful dominion, they wear silly hats. next: The Irish |
What's the difference
between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? next: one less drunk |
Piss on the third rail
After a night of drinking Electrocution Next: water shortage |
it seldom rains here
hills turn brown in the summer welcome to Nor Cal next - jimmy hats |
Googled 'Jimmy Hats'
Either a band or condom Both are new to me. Next: juggling |
Throw throw catch throw catch
Throw catch throw catch throw drop shit axe cut off my toe Next: tap dancing |
Forced to go to tap
when I was seven years old better than ballet next: Tourette's syndrome |
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