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The Rabbi goes snip
"Off with your foreskin, young man" And be one of us. I was trying to work in a Bugs Bunny reference like "Wabbi Seasoning", or "Rabbi Tracks", but I couldn't keep the syllable count down. Next: First dates |
So nervous I puked
She seemed like perfect angel Got hand in her pants Next: Any subject, but Rs should be replaced with Ws (a la Elmer Fudd). The more r(w)s, the better. |
Wealy Wed Wacoons,
Wush towawds wusty washwooms, Wun wight wacoons, wight! Next HemaphoditeS! |
"Hey, Go fuck yourself"!
Said the road-raged guy to Pat "OK, no problem". next up: Addicted to internet porn |
Have to use left hand
Because right hand navigates Crissy Moran, yum! next up: Stand Up Philosopher, Carlos Mencia |
Carlos Mencia
a funny motherfucker I say - duh duh duh! next - Alien vs. Predator |
Predator uses,
Shoulder mounted cannons, to kill Aliens. I got nothing... next one... Being Broke. |
Rent is coming due
Electricity is cut Time to hock something Next subject: horseradish |
Horseradish so hot
Snot runs out nose like water Very refreshing Next subject = Abraham Lincoln |
he freed all the slaves
who would have thought that he was a Republican? next - Star Wars |
Epic for our time
Episodes four, five, six: great! Don't fuck up, Lucas. Next: Howard the Duck |
Duck for the eighties
White feathered dancing machine never to return next:nuclear war |
damn, nuked yet again
got change for 10 million? fucking Stealth Bombers next - collectible card games |
Only thing I know
About those damn kiddie cards Big waste of money Johnny says he wants Small Dragon Ball Z card set Fifty-two dollars. next - The original Victor Jara, from Chile (look him up) |
Chilean hero
Broken, he sings of freedom And lives forever. Next: Lou Reed |
Walk on the wild side
Only Lou Reed song I've heard Heard he tried drugs once. Next: Korn (the band, not the misspelled food) |
Korn is NOT a band!
It's a radio station Just go watch "Hee-Haw" (Sorry I just couldn't resist!) Next: Korn (the band, not the misspelled food) |
Korn, no, not the food
very pleasing to the ears. Don't boil in water next: corn, not the band |
Corn's stuck in my teeth
and chewy like bubble gum when not in season. next: Monty Python |
from the holy grail
down to lovely coconuts always making laughs next...captain crunch |
The roof of my mouth
torn to shreds by my breakfast I ate Crunch Berries next - beer |
Best beer in the world
Schmidt's of Philadelphia Too bad they went bust next - avocados |
Little bit squishy
The ripe avocado makes Perfect burritos. Next: Thongs |
Copacabana
In Rio de Janeiro, almost bottomless. Dental floss swim pants Hotties get their vulvas tanned. I rub cream on you? Lady's underwear. Wedgies formed. Butt cheeks surround. Love to get to them. Thank you, Catmandu for good one on Victor. next: Anchovy pizza |
Anchovy pizza
the grossest thing known to man who the hell eats it? next: heavy metal |
Plutonium, Lead,
Thorium, Thallium, Gold, Protactinium. Next - Doo Wop |
Doo Wop is old school.
Noone listens to it now. Except for my dad.... |
Mr. McCormack
Listning to that doo wop shit Dancing in his thong. next: best friend dies |
Alone in mourning
Standing silent at your grave Grieving memories next: favorite pet |
ummm.... let me see now...
no subject to write about chance to show my skill 668 & 669 didn't show up on my screen when I posted Quote:
Next -- favorite pet |
My most fav'rit pet
can count to five and seven unlike some people Edit: damn! too late. never mind. Black rocks burn real hot dug from earth by black-lunged dudes sucks to be you, dude. Next: some sort of disease |
My old navy doc
Talked about "the creeping crud" Sounds nasty to me Next -- iceburgs |
Giant block of ice
without the Titanic's fate reputation lost next: immaturity |
Using a haiku
to ridicule someone else wow you're immature next: a sunset |
wake up in the morn
watch the sun rise, beautiful Oh! you said sunset. Next: Mistakes |
everyone commits
a few regrettable ones no? you're a liar Next: humility |
nothing that I have
or at least so says my girl but what does she know? next - octopi |
When served as sushi
Those little invertabrates are too cute to eat. next: bologna |
Fellatio Sue
Swallowing something tasty. Having bologna. Baloney sandwich I think I would rather have One with salamigna. next:Prozac |
Multiple reasons
handwriting illegible doctor's prescription next: pride |
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