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The circumflex key
Can be reached by my pinkie On a french keyboard. Next: Silk sheets |
oh so smooth they are
getting your swerve on more fun than between cotton next - reindeer |
his nose, glowing red.
i hope nothings wrong with him. malignant tumor next: hamburgers |
Round ground cow and hoof
Pieces of bone and gristle Ummmm good hamburgers. Next: Nooners |
she comes to office
we sneak into empty cube sloppy grin all day next - mimes |
Creepy white faces
Are not legit theater. All mimes must now die. next - 3 words that begin with the same letter. |
alliteration
words start with the same letter crazy cactus crap next: chick flicks |
Watch "Horse Whisperer"
And pretend to enjoy it For good sex tonight. Next: Oatmeal |
When I was a boy
Morning noon and night Oatmeal sustained us. Next : Tsunami |
Undersea hiccup
Wall of water builds and builds Coastlines disappear. Next: Kilts |
The magic button
Have her screaming in pleasure Did you say kilts? Oops! Next: hearing loss |
Very nice Stickman
Hearing loss in an e-mail Such a concept. Oy! :) Next: PMS |
oh fuck. effing cramps
get out of my face, dickhead i'll bite your face off next: clueless |
Woman on Warpath
I know it hurts but really. <strike>Mad cow was taken</strike> Oh? The Topic Changed? Next: Mow The Grass Naked |
Grass, weeds, bush , flower
Naked lawn mower next door She might need some help. Next: Peewee Herman |
He lives near OJ
And is just as dangerous Pervert on the loose. Look like I sucked all the fun out of this thread. Sorry about that. Next: Coffee |
I don't drink that shit
Friends like TooMuchCoffeeMan I do not know why next - girlfriend coming off her meds |
God she's a Psycho,
Trying to kill me with spoons, But I love her still *********** Next Lot Lizards ************ |
What's a lot lizard?
A dumpster diving gecko? Food for feral cats. Next: Tacos |
PhredGreen shows us how
last night I ate ten of them I'm such a glutton next - people who move their lips when they read |
Lips flapping and all
I wish they could see themselves What are they doing? Next: I wish my Haiku was funnier |
Comedy haiku
Maybe Drew Carey can host Nope, he's not funny! Next: stick figures |
Good animation
includes stick figures and blood I love internet (sfdt.com) Next: cat with tape on its fur |
it might seem funny
but in reality it is a form of torture next: mass murderers |
Burn 'em, inject 'em,
it doesn't matter to me, Mass murderers die! Next: Smiley faces |
Happy jaundiced face
Stares at me from decades past Where the hell's his nose?!? Next: the 80's |
Reagan, Bush Sr.
walked like an Egyptian then not cool now either next - grammar |
I ain't got no words
To describe conjugation Or participles. Next - Canada |
Maple Leaves and cold
Hockey is a way of life Just lost Vince Carter Next topic: Your Mother |
Mom raised all the kids
Not a loser in the bunch I miss her dearly Next - Milk Duds |
Milk Dud is good
Milk Duds are better, mmm. Milk chocolate, yes! Next - A dented can of beans |
most people do look
for that perfect shiny can clearance : good for me! next: keeping this thread alive! |
What hurts this thread most
The fact that people can't count to five or seven. Next - Merits of pantone colors. |
Quote:
pantone colors are something I know nothing of won't try looking up next - idiots who don't try to incorporate your haiku subject :D |
i bought furniture
prawns and baby greens salad hello Coppertop! :D next: sarcasm |
What an awesome guy
Fucked a sixteen year old girl You the man, cowboy next: a hernia |
Heavy lifting hurts
Be careful when lifting that Sixteen year old girl next: Coppertop at work :D |
I installed and played
Fallout 1 and 2 at work Yeah, I love my job next - marriage |
Two people commit
For a very good reason The tax deduction. Next: hair in the shower drain |
I thank God for love
And for hair in shower drains Also rabbit turds Next: the Rabbi |
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