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Hair where none before
voice cracking annoyingly Got to get sexed next: Burrito |
i love burritos
Taco Bell makes 'em great now I've got the shits Next: telemarketers |
Call during dinner
To sell me long distance plan told him to shove it Next: final exams |
Argh final exams!
Should study but I'm posting I should someday sleep. Next: Carrots! |
Bugs Bunny steals them
Elmer Fudd wants to blast him Carrots are deadly. Next: Clowns |
big shoes baggy pants
painted face and rubber nose folks amused or freaked next: construction worker |
How long can you stand?
Holding that sign, smoking cigs Getting paid too much. Next topic: Ecstacy |
Greatest band ever
Senses Working Overtime XTC kicks butt Next: Sunsets |
Descending red orb
vanquished by the calm ocean light is extinguished next: arguing with your loved one |
You know what they say
"make-up sex is the best type" After a big fight Next: dogs love trucks |
Big wheels are turning
Must attack the turning wheels Turning wheels squashed me. Next: street cleaners |
oh f1ck. not again!
my car is in the street, so... it's dirty pavement. next: holiday parties! |
drunken sex on desks
is better when it's your boss who finds the ass prints next: rush hour |
Hurry, hurry, quick!
All the rushing makes me sick. Of going to work Next: Elves |
Short with Pointy-Ears
Santa Clause's Only Friends They Live Forever Next: Viagra |
Hydraulics need help!
Miracle drug for lovers. Won't help self-esteem. Next: Cat box |
nice clean litterbox.
enter cat... dig. whoop. deed done. scoop. repeat. repeat.... next: anxiety |
Worry about small things
That really don't matter much But make my heart race. Next: squirrel names |
rocket j. squirrel
short: also known as rocky hello bullwinkle next: credit cards |
Mastercard Visa
Discover Capital One It's funny money. Next: rock hard abs |
just bought a bowflex
i really hope this thing works cash down the pooper next:stalkers |
I am watching you.
You can't see me as I sit Naked in your car. Not that I would do that... Next: sauerkraut |
Sauerkraut is bad.
For this nonsense haiku game. Of five its uses three. Next: Kris Kringle |
it is christmas time
if only Santa was real i would have money next: fast food |
fries, greasy burgers
cholesterol skyrockets supersize me please next up - kegs |
<strike>high in calories;
saturated in pure lard; health food it is not. next: hot apple cider</strike> Coppertop beat me to the post... oh well. |
So do one about kegs silly!
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Frosty foamy cold,
One glassful never enough, Cheers and Bottoms up. Next: Christmas Stalking |
near year's end he comes
sneaking in through my chimney one day he'll get me next - first kiss |
Shut my eyes and pray
As she leans in puckered up Eeew. Was that a tongue?!? Next: pancakes |
griddle sizzle, plop!
frying golden fluffy wheat add maple syup next: garbage |
stinky, smelly, ewww....
cold, clotted, moldy beef stew creepy maggots too... next: tea |
sometimes i drink tea.
my girl thinks this is sexy tastes the same as she next: the sleep button |
just nine more minutes
and I can face another day give me just nine more.... next: cell phones |
Tiny little screens
Games that run very poorly My lot in this life. Next: Best video game in the world |
Halo 2 is where
Little kids play shoot-em-up And learn death is cool. (Sorry, I had this argument with a guy here at the office today. I'm about 2% conservative, and this is the 2%). Next: Being naked |
Chrono Trigger rules
i would say its the best Disagree and die edit, beaten to it Running through fields got no clothes holding me back Do I feel a draft? next: Garage Band |
Oh! Look what I found
Living in my big garage Not a hot chic band Next: colorful candies |
someone please light up
these festive wicked chunks of wax oh! warm and pretty next: giraffes |
Giraffes; tall, graceful
Able to reach the tree tops wonder how they taste Next: French Keyboards |
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