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don't know what happened
the freak just one day was gone don't know,what the fuck drum kits...... |
Chick-a-boom, oh shit!
two new grooves in the parquet death by china. or Neighbours getting tired of In My Time of Dying back to bashing knees... up next: Moby Dick |
big fat classic tale
of a big ornery whale good read, so i hear next: procrastination |
I was gonna write
a procrastination thing maybe tomorrow. Next: horrible tasting food |
flourescent yellow
eggs from the spiny urchin taste like baby shit Next: The world's shortest books |
open-faced roast beef
so inviting, so warm tasty, yet quite dead next: something about finding someone else's watch on you girlfriend's nightstand |
I guess I forgot...
Last night was so incredible That threesome was great next- Your mom (for real) |
taken from my life
before I had the chance to find peace in myself next- twilight |
Rays though once-dark skies
Diffusion of sunlight...*groan* How much did I drink? Next up: Fish and Chips |
greasy cooked in lard
usually healthy foods transformed: heart bypass next: shooting star |
Lighting the sky up
A flash of hope and wishes Make my dreams alive next : Tang (the drink) |
powdery orange dust
a spoon, glass, cup of water ain't quite a real juice next: breakfast |
Coffee and coffee
Have a smoke with my honey Eggs unfertilized next: Smoked Foods |
Rolled up the salmon
Tried hard to ignite the end Then tried burrito next: a painful itch |
Poison ivy pain
The pharmacist hands me a forty dollar tube next: holiday baking |
When mom used to bake
For the Christmas Holidays I'd eat till I puked |
When mom used to bake
For the Christmas Holidays I'd eat till I puked next topic: ghost wipes |
For Ghost Wipes I looked
Google was not of much use Thus ends my Haiku next topic: exit wounds |
Small bits of red stuff
Mixed with white and maybe brown Stuck to the toaster Next topic: slippersox |
Pulled on Slippersox
Warm feet and yet traction, too Snow is too deep. Foiled! Next topic: Jam bands |
For the love of god!
Will they ever stop playing? No, I reckon not. Next topic: Customer support frustration |
Called with a problem,
was transfered to new delhi, was no help to me! Next topic: 42 (you know life the universe and everything) |
Answer was easy
Saith computer: forty-two Question, not so much. Next topic: Thanksgiving! |
cook half of the day.
overeat. go back for seconds. belch. pumpkin pie time! next: dirty dishes... |
I use Palmolive
Soft on hands while you do dish's for a spot free shine |
Pssst, Daoust, you need to do a next topic. Absent one, I continue with dirty dishes...
Archeology of culinary mishap alas, the sink stinks. Next: "Now more than ever..." |
Satan loves cliches
And uses them to steal hearts Now more than ever |
Oops. Forgot the next topic...
Next: Kurt Vonnegut |
I have never read
Slaughterhouse Five but I know it's written by him. Next Topic: Steel Magnolias |
duelling Haiku!
Steel magnolias Needed by my wife so I Steal magnolias Next: Rug burns |
Far too ambitious
Romping on the Carpet Floor Burns on my back hurt Next The feeling you get when you eat too much |
remorse. regret. bloat.
oink. oink. antacids. bElch. p00t~! explosion pending. next: working on holidays... |
Working on days that
others have off really blows I love some turkey! next: Wal*Mart |
Unions are coming
Finally some workers' rights No more low prices next: Four More Years of Bush |
There's nothing like Bush
Soft silky little pubies Oops, sorry, wrong Bush Next: big screen TVs |
All I see is Screen
This Television is HUGE Oh, wait - I'm to close Next:Taking the most horrible shot ever... |
Three pointer from hell
Post up defense in your face Lucky to catch rim Next: Diamonds are a girl's best friend |
Diamonds are evil
why do chicks need to like them i am so broke... jeez next: being naked is fun =) |
Body unfettered
Free from all earthly restraints I'm naked right now Just kidding. Next: LAN Parties. |
Counter-Strike is great
I drop your ass with headshot My shotty pwnz j00 Couldn't resist. Next up: puberty |
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