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Hey baby, lets do
the horizontal mambo Pop goes the weasel Next: We've got power, we've got sex... now gimme money! |
I got all the bills
I'm taking it to the streets 5 dollar blow jobs |
electric lights shine
on entangled young people roll the camera next: Americans don't understand Cricket |
Hey, it's Jiminey!
little loud bugs hop around Sure we understand! next: Pinnochio |
my nose is so long
its too bad its made of wood throw me in the fire next - sandwiches |
bread, cheese, mayo and ham
wrapped and put down my pants stealing from the caf next: classic nintendo |
duck hunt is the bomb
it helped my accuracy plastic guns rock me. next - poker |
Nothing worse than to
wake up hung over and broke from last night's poker Nothing better than knowing you got 'em bluffing and kept a straight face next: Superbowl commercials |
some funny some not
but loads of money in them i don't watch superbowl next: stormy weather |
A lover's quarrel:
the stormy weather finds us wanting drier eyes. Next: midi madness! |
computerised sounds
will always be annoying wish they would be gone Next: nazi ninja pirate robot zombies! |
swords with swastikas;
silent mechanized killers loot treasure; won't die! next: Janet Jackson's jewelry |
The nipple petal
was placed very carefully Janet's show was planned. next: angry youth |
Got Angst? Fight "The Man"!
No! We aint gonna take it! Your Mamma don't dance.... "Fight (Dunh, Dunh!) for your right (Dunh Dunh!)to... Parents just don't understand same as every teen. Next: New Orleans |
Somewhere near the gulf
New Orleans awaits my touch I'll never arrive. Lasers |
Dr. Evil's plan
to bring in the big "lazer" and zap the whole world Next: tablecloths |
don't cry for spilled milk
but red wine on tablecloth now that's pretty bad. next: Wisconsin |
Wisconsin sucks ass
Unless you live there, my bad oh man, you suck too Next - Living in a shitty state, such as Wisconsin |
California and
New York-more people, we've got lots of people, and... Cows and horses too. Farm animals make much shit, so we're shittiest! Next: Texas stereotypes |
cowboy hat wearing
bigoted peckerwood twerps now run the planet Next: a frog on a pool table. |
jumping green on green
right on cue, he says ribbit clack! in side pocket Next: spring allergies |
Why, spring allergies
Must you make me sneeze and cry You suck royal ass Next: jewel cases |
hate it when they break
cd cases are better but can't read titles next: resurrecting old threads! |
I'm glad to have the
"Totally Random Bullshit" thread resurrected. Next: the mysterious connection between armpits and ceiling fans. |
something you do not
usually look at or see but it collects dirt ...accidentally sleeping in... |
Was that my alarm
Must hit the snooze button now 5 minutes of bliss Next topic...No toilet paper in the public washroom. |
Empty is the Roll
The Panic will consume me Alas, Smelly Hand Next Topic: Waking up in a strangers bed |
Was I drunk again?
Someone is sleeping by me Did I sleep with him? Next topic: a stink with unknown origins |
Did that come from me?
Gotta dry dock the fudge barge... Somebody light a match! Next Topic: Saturday morning cartoons |
Used to be funny
Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny Wanna buy some toys? Horses |
whinny whinny hay
giddy up gallop trot trot saddle up or don't <b>hot weather</b> |
Any clothes is too much
Humidity equals curly hair But beats freezin rain Next topic: Air guitar |
Look at me! I rock!
I'm holding on to nothing I need me a life. minesweeper |
varoom suck suck suck
mines are full of soot and dust daunting task no end <b>bumblebee</b> |
buzzing on the flowers
taking sweet nectar honey is bee poop street lamp |
I like climbing lamps
Sliding down is very fun Until concussion. Dirigible |
Thump side with finger
Blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp! blimp! How it got that name useless knowledge |
I'm an expert at
Butchering human carcass Don't fancy it much Next up: tricks with lighters. |
Legs behind my head
Foul breezes ruffle boxers Burnt fart doesn't smell. Next: Banjo pickin' Mormons |
yee haw twang a dang
pickin n a grinnin n thumpity thump thump next: hired help |
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