08-04-2003, 12:04 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Hail Citizens!
Where as I am not a big fan of Mr. Buffett, I can appreciate a love of the hamburger so profound that it leads one to create art in an effort to pay homage. I have even quoted his song in a post or two. As for "Ultimate Cheeseburger," I thought that was done by the Meaty Cheesy Boys who were in fact an advertisement vehicle for Jack-in-the-Box. I actually have the mp3 along with "Let's Go Get Some Fries," a stirring love ballad. Those two ditties still make me laugh when they randomly pop up in iTunes. I am unfamiliar with the musical efforts of Stepmania. Do tell. Thank you for the questions. -GH |
08-04-2003, 01:09 PM | #5 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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i like mine with lettuce and tomato,
heinz 57 and french fried potatoes...
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08-04-2003, 05:31 PM | #7 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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"...with a little bit of luck, we might get laid..."
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06-15-2008, 09:28 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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GH... what are your current sandwich song favorites?
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06-17-2008, 02:28 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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(The Veggie Tales Cheeseburger song)
He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger, And i might like a milkshake as well", She said to him "i cant give you either", And he said "isn't this this burger bell?", She said "yes it is, but were closed now, But we open tommorow at ten!", HE SAID "I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRY!!!! But i guess i can wait until then......" (Chorus) Coz' your his Cheeseburger, His yummy Cheeseburger, He'll wait for you-ooo, YAH! He'll wait for you-ooo, Oh, You are his Cheeseburger, His tasty Cheeseburger, He'll wait for you-ooo, Oh, he will wait for you. (verse 2) He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise, He may have dozed of once or twice, when he spotted a billboard for 'Denny's', Bacon and Eggs for half price, How could he resist such an offer? He REALLY needed somthing to munch! Cheeseburger please do not get angry! He'll eat and be back here for lunch! (Chorus) Coz' your his Cheeseburger, He's priceless Cheeseburger, Be back for you-ooo, He'll be back for you-ooo, Won't be so long Cheeseburger, Oh lovely Cheeseburger, Be back for you-ooo, Oh he'll be back for you! (bridge) Coz' he loves his Cheeseburger with all his heart, And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart, And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese, He would get down on his hands and knees, To see if someone accidenly dropped some cheese in the dirt, Then he would wash it up for you, Wipe it up for you, Clean that dirty cheese up just for YOU!!!!!! You are his Cheese-bur-GER!!
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06-17-2008, 02:33 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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X-ray Hamburger!
and how could I forget about Throbbing Gristle's Hamburger Lady... Lyrics: By far worse is the hambuger lady, We must heal them for the qualified technicians, Worse, Alternating nights are automatic, She's lying there, Hamburger Lady Hamburger Lady She's dying, She is burned from the waist up, On her arm, Her ear is burned, Her eyelashes are burned, She can't hold things up, And even with medical advances, There's no end in sight, For hamburger lady, She wants me to tell you of her claim mind, From which the double play laying, The proping chair, Leave her, She's Burned from the waist down, Has to eat her life through tubes, Hamburger Lady Hamburger Lady She's okay if you change the tubes, Tubes in her legs, the tubes in her arms, She's okay, Then it came out and saw the burn net, Indeed in the account of killing, And it flashed on the carpet, And it flashed on the floor, The hamburger lady, She came to rest, Because of the burn she needs relief, From the medication, The qualified Technician, Hamburger Lady Hamburger Lady Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 06-17-2008 at 02:52 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
06-17-2008, 03:46 PM | #14 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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my prostate is moving...
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Quote:
/ And now I am driving my monkeyshit brown Chevy Nova out of this thread... // And over to the corner of Fifth and Vermouth
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07-08-2008, 02:48 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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blonde turns into a bar...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-08-2008, 07:59 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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A guy walks into a bar. Ooof!
Another guy walks int a bar. Ouch! You'd think he'd have seen the first guy. A dyslexic walks into a bra....
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