Giant Hamburger....
 

Do you like the song Cheeseburger in Paradise? :P

What about the song "Ultimate Cheeseburger" on Stepmania?

Hail Citizens!

Where as I am not a big fan of Mr. Buffett, I can appreciate a love of the hamburger so profound that it leads one to create art in an effort to pay homage. I have even quoted his song in a post or two.

As for "Ultimate Cheeseburger," I thought that was done by the Meaty Cheesy Boys who were in fact an advertisement vehicle for Jack-in-the-Box. I actually have the mp3 along with "Let's Go Get Some Fries," a stirring love ballad. Those two ditties still make me laugh when they randomly pop up in iTunes. I am unfamiliar with the musical efforts of Stepmania. Do tell.

Thank you for the questions.
-GH

hey GH?

how about moons over my hammie

i like mine with lettuce and tomato,
heinz 57 and french fried potatoes...

I prefer Eat It, but if we are talking Buffet then "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"

"...with a little bit of luck, we might get laid..."

I've got a water bed, filled up for me and YOOOOU!

GH... what are your current sandwich song favorites?

Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
Coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy
Chile in a bowl with burgers and fries
What kind of pie?

You'll have to bear through "Invitation to the Blues" before you get your Eggs and Sausage:

(The Veggie Tales Cheeseburger song)

He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger,
And i might like a milkshake as well",
She said to him "i cant give you either",
And he said "isn't this this burger bell?",
She said "yes it is, but were closed now,
But we open tommorow at ten!",
HE SAID "I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRY!!!!
But i guess i can wait until then......"

(Chorus)
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
His yummy Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
YAH! He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, You are his Cheeseburger,
His tasty Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, he will wait for you.

(verse 2)
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise,
He may have dozed of once or twice,
when he spotted a billboard for 'Denny's',
Bacon and Eggs for half price,
How could he resist such an offer?
He REALLY needed somthing to munch!
Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

(Chorus)
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
He's priceless Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
He'll be back for you-ooo,
Won't be so long Cheeseburger,
Oh lovely Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
Oh he'll be back for you!

(bridge)
Coz' he loves his Cheeseburger with all his heart,
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart,
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees,
To see if someone accidenly dropped some cheese in the dirt,
Then he would wash it up for you,
Wipe it up for you,
Clean that dirty cheese up just for YOU!!!!!!

You are his Cheese-bur-GER!!

X-ray Hamburger!


and how could I forget about Throbbing Gristle's Hamburger Lady...


Lyrics:

By far worse is the hambuger lady,
We must heal them for the qualified technicians,
Worse,
Alternating nights are automatic,
She's lying there,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's dying,
She is burned from the waist up,
On her arm,
Her ear is burned,
Her eyelashes are burned,
She can't hold things up,
And even with medical advances,
There's no end in sight,
For hamburger lady,
She wants me to tell you of her claim mind,
From which the double play laying,
The proping chair,
Leave her,
She's Burned from the waist down,
Has to eat her life through tubes,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's okay if you change the tubes,
Tubes in her legs,
the tubes in her arms,
She's okay,
Then it came out and saw the burn net,
Indeed in the account of killing,
And it flashed on the carpet,
And it flashed on the floor,
The hamburger lady,
She came to rest,
Because of the burn she needs relief,
From the medication,
The qualified Technician,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

I am pleased your viability is not in question.

If we be talking gristle...

gizzards come out, to play a tune on your temporal mandibular joint.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...gy/gizzard.jpg

my prostate is moving...

..cool...

Veal cutlet got up off the plate, walked down the end of the bar, and started beating the shit out of the coffee. Coffee couldn't defend itself. It was too weak.

/ And now I am driving my monkeyshit brown Chevy Nova out of this thread...
// And over to the corner of Fifth and Vermouth

blonde turns into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar. Ooof!
Another guy walks int a bar. Ouch! You'd think he'd have seen the first guy.

A dyslexic walks into a bra....

The cheeseburger is a dish best served cold!

No, wait.

That's revenge.

Cheeseburgers are best served hot.

I get the two confused sometimes...

...which explains the attitude of the waitress.