funny pranks
 

Post your favorite pranks here...

i'll start with
1.
Take off the top lid of the victim's toilet. Look inside for the little rubber hose, the one that spits out water to fill up the tank. Now just take that sucker out of its holder. Put lid back on carefully so it just pinches the hose, which you have now aimed pointing out at the bowl. Since most people flush standing in front of the bowl they are gonna get soaked when (surprise, surprise) the water comes shooting out all over them.

2.
Simply visit any drive-thru of a fast food restaurant and attach a sign that says "Speaker is damaged, please speak loudly."

The next line of cars will think nothing of it and they will speak loudly into the microphone, while the order taker will be forced to hear people shout at them all day.

You may also want to sit inside and eat for awhile, since in most places you can hear the drive-thru orders from the dining area.

3.
1) Place an add on the net or in your local paper saying "Pass any drug test, any time, any where. $10.00. Guaranteed."

2) When the poor bastard sends you his money, you reply with a piece of paper stating these words "Don't do drugs."


I got these pranks here
http://gear.ign.com/articles/370/370036p1.html

i always put a rubber band on the sprayer by the kitchen sink

I'm a fan of the saran wrap over a guy's toilet. The toilet one sounds funny.

I don't think I should be reading this thread.

if you like the saran wrap, try this

Go to your victims toiled pour a bunch of gelatin into the toilet
sets pretty quick - but its better to do it in the middle of the night.
its fuckin annoying to get that shit to flush down... and really
weird looking...

And if youre really sick take a big dump in it first. your dump will be stuck in the toilet like a fly in amber...
..
except smellier and of nominal scientific value...

Hahahaha!
That's just so wrong, yet funny, in so many ways. Unfortunately, the people that I hate enough to actually do this to don't give me access to their homes. Go figure :(

Put Cress seeds under door of any dorm room and a bit of water, THEY GROW!


Also take Ubend out of any mans sink..

What are Cress seeds?

haha "like a fly in amber" ...creative i'll say

here we go....

1.pee puck. pee in a paper plate (be damn careful, maybe pee in something else and pour in a paper plate) freeze the plate. go to a dorm room with tile floor. pop the puck out of the plate and kick it under there door. unexplained pee puddle in the morning.

2. fill a 40 gallon trash can with water and goldfish and lean against someone's front door and ding dong ditch them.

3. unscrew the nozzle to the shower and put a chicken bouillon cube in there. during there hot shower they will think someone is cooking chicken soup. the rest of the day everyone will smell chicken soup coming from them.

4. in microsoft word have autocorrect replace random words like findings or result with smegma or feltch.

5. when kids come trick or treating give them very small paper bags stapled shut with ice cubes in them. great fun later!

enjoy. i have many more. i grew up poor and we broke stuff and pulled pranks instead of playstation or hotwheels.

i don't get the ubend out of a mans sink?
am i just retarded?

The water ends up in the cabinet underneath, instead of going to the drain.

clear tape on the faucet so water sprays forward

short-sheeting a bed

Customized bumper stickers. 3M makes "post it" in tape form in various widths.Black magic marker letters with pink highlighter outlines show up great, especially on the blacked out sections of rear auto glass where they can't be seen from inside the car.

Nair (hair removal cream) mixed into someone's shampoo.

Delayed reaction prank: a drop of Krazy Glue on the metal part on each of someone's light bulbs. When they (eventually) burn out, they'll be impossible to unscrew. May cause injury though...