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zaiaz · 08-01-2003, 01:32 PM

The definition Angry Pirate is:

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish in her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she's stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

scoobydugan · 08-01-2003, 02:08 PM

hahahahahahahhahaaaa that's awesome

Stiltzkin · 08-01-2003, 02:26 PM

I can imagine it. The only thing that bothers me is that someone must've done this first in order to come up with the description... or someone just has a really active imagination.

PayUp · 08-01-2003, 04:53 PM

better than a dirty sanchez!

bettaa · 08-01-2003, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by biljan
better than a dirty sanchez!

my friend's name is david sanchez.....heh....we like to call him that.....:-D

rockzilla · 08-01-2003, 07:45 PM

My ex and I shared a common love of pirate humor, I wish we could have shared an Angry Pirate together before we parted.

Memalvada · 08-01-2003, 09:51 PM

that is funny!

realneiga · 08-02-2003, 09:26 AM

funny

muckluck · 08-02-2003, 09:52 AM

LOL!! LMAO!! ROTFLMAO!! man thats hilarious.

Glory's Sun · 08-02-2003, 05:07 PM

good one..too funny

MacGnG · 08-02-2003, 07:13 PM

thats sooo wrong! HAHA

Soda_BoB · 08-03-2003, 02:27 AM

Hahahahah thats fkn funneh

slimshaydee · 08-03-2003, 03:26 AM

hahah thats awesome...but whats the bet some chick is gonna get pissed off and cry rape against the guy or something

Sluggin · 08-03-2003, 07:26 AM

That's so funny I want to try it. Hahaha rockin!

more fire · 08-03-2003, 09:47 AM

harr me matey, etc etc.....

maxero · 08-03-2003, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slimshaydee
hahah thats awesome...but whats the bet some chick is gonna get pissed off and cry rape against the guy or something

well if you kick her in the shins and allow the possibility of blinding her i think you deserve to get that rape charge against you ;D

debaser · 08-03-2003, 10:07 AM

Thats as good as The Rodeo.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-03-2003, 10:18 AM

That would be such a horrible thing to do to a woman.............I can't wait to try it.

yankeefatboy · 08-04-2003, 09:31 AM

her revenge will be to bite off the guy's pecker she blows next. not funny.

08-01-2003, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	I can't stop laffing.. The definition Angry Pirate is: Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish in her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she's stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate! __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion... Last edited by zaiaz; 08-01-2003 at 01:34 PM..

08-01-2003, 02:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I can imagine it. The only thing that bothers me is that someone must've done this first in order to come up with the description... or someone just has a really active imagination. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

08-01-2003, 04:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	better than a dirty sanchez! __________________ Born to Lose.

08-01-2003, 09:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	that is funny! __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

08-02-2003, 09:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	LOL!! LMAO!! ROTFLMAO!! man thats hilarious. __________________

08-01-2003, 02:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
scoobydugan Crazy	hahahahahahahhahaaaa that's awesome

08-01-2003, 07:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	My ex and I shared a common love of pirate humor, I wish we could have shared an Angry Pirate together before we parted.

08-02-2003, 09:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
realneiga Upright	funny

08-02-2003, 05:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	good one..too funny

08-02-2003, 07:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	thats sooo wrong! HAHA

08-03-2003, 02:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	Hahahahah thats fkn funneh __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

08-03-2003, 03:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	hahah thats awesome...but whats the bet some chick is gonna get pissed off and cry rape against the guy or something

08-03-2003, 07:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sluggin Upright	That's so funny I want to try it. Hahaha rockin!

08-03-2003, 09:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	harr me matey, etc etc.....

08-03-2003, 10:07 AM	#17 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	Thats as good as The Rodeo. __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

08-03-2003, 10:18 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	That would be such a horrible thing to do to a woman.............I can't wait to try it. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-04-2003, 09:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	her revenge will be to bite off the guy's pecker she blows next. not funny.