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ForgottenKnight 07-30-2003 10:49 PM

Negative IQ? Find out here!
 
Do you have a Negative IQ?:confused: Here's where you can find out!

So I was reading an article on the ESA's (European Space Agency's) Ion propulsion engines when I noticed an add for a Free IQ Test. After finishing the article I decided to take the test.

I scored a 129!:D

My friends and I all knew I was a genius before, and this proves it. The test results show that my Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician, like Albert Einstein. This means I am gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with my overall high intelligence make me good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust my instincts and turn to me for direction — especially in the workplace.

What's your score, and what did they say about you?

Warning: This may cost you some time. ;)

Here's the test: http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/ Enjoy!

mirevolver 07-30-2003 10:52 PM

129

ForgottenKnight 07-30-2003 10:54 PM

Well, when you hang out and talk as much as we do, for so many years, mirevolver, it would figure that we'd end up having the same IQ!

TerresqueÜ 07-30-2003 11:06 PM

I started this test late at night...I got to a math problem that required some actual thought...I said and I quote "Ohhh I don't feel like doing any math!"


Ill finish it tommorrow...

mtsgsd 07-31-2003 05:06 AM

141. The wife scored 154!

obviously, this test is waaaay off! :D

cliche 07-31-2003 05:41 AM

I'm a "Visionary Philosopher". Sounds very exciting! I think I'd better go and see what I can do about the fate of mankind - it obviously rests on my shoulders ;)

Midlandmadman 07-31-2003 05:54 AM

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Congratulations, Alex!
Your IQ score is 135

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician.

This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

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I t6hink its all BS though

TIO 07-31-2003 07:31 AM

142
Visionary Philosopher

KWSN 07-31-2003 08:49 AM

142. Yay, I suppose.

This test sucked.

CSflim 07-31-2003 03:15 PM

Quote:

You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.
ummm....I purposely answered EVERY question wrong!!

"you are equally good at math and verbal skills." - Yeah....shit at both!!

Proof that this test is bullshit. They want to flatter you into buying their 15-result report!

Taking the test properly,
IQ: 135

bundy 07-31-2003 03:30 PM

wow.

600... thats so smart.

run rabbit!
run rabbit!
run! run! run!

TSFM 07-31-2003 03:59 PM

Fun test. Thnaks for posting!



Congratulations, Robert!
Your IQ score is 159

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

[...]

According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.

snoop 07-31-2003 04:36 PM

is 65 good . . ?

Coogar 07-31-2003 04:48 PM

damn im smart
 
124 For me....

My teachers always said id get an 70 if i did an IQ test.

motdakasha 07-31-2003 05:17 PM

My IQ is 127 according to emode.

This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

DEI37 07-31-2003 05:48 PM

Ended up with a 135. I'll take it.

ForgottenKnight 07-31-2003 07:04 PM

I now have to agree with CSflim that the test isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that they're trying to butter everyone up to buy the 15 page report. Still, it's fun to see what you get on an IQ test because it means bragging rights about your score, no matter how illigitamite the test ended up to be.

grumpyolddude 07-31-2003 10:54 PM

Thanks for the post! I'll have my children take the test. If they score too high, I'll have to consider locking them in the bell tower before they can overthrow the queen and I. If they score too low, I'll just wait for them to drown in their own drool.:crazy:

In all seriocity, though, couldn't we predict that only the brightest minds on the internet could be schmoozed into forking over good money to have their ego stroked by these "e-mode"ers. I suspected that my test results (138, Visionary Philosopher) would be higher than some, lower than others. I'm curious as to how many tfpers shelled out for that 15 page report? (no, I didn't)

Impressive scores for all! But then, we already knew that we kept smart company.:thumbsup:

ForgottenKnight 08-02-2003 03:36 AM

Quote:

Impressive scores for all! But then, we already knew that we kept smart company.:thumbsup:
Indeed! Congrats to all!

Sion 08-02-2003 04:23 AM

ive taken this test about half a dozen times over the last couple years. never scored below 140 or above 170. avg is about 150

muckluck 08-02-2003 09:56 AM

170

Stiltzkin 08-02-2003 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
ummm....I purposely answered EVERY question wrong!!

"you are equally good at math and verbal skills." - Yeah....shit at both!!

Proof that this test is bullshit. They want to flatter you into buying their 15-result report!

Taking the test properly,
IQ: 135


Yuuup. Funny how suddenly just by taking an IQ test you go from being the average bloke you always were to being the next Einstein. You're still average, get over it :thumbsup: I shouldn't have taken this stupid test. They should automatically deduct points from your IQ for just taking this test...

Sleepyjack 08-22-2003 03:05 AM

Theres always going to be some slight inconsistency and inaccuracy when trying to quantify qaulitative elements.

I don't really "believe" in IQ tests, and find a lot of the time poeple just use them to fuel their own ego.

ah yeah i got 200 :roll:

Reese 08-22-2003 04:07 AM

Congratulations, Mike!
Your IQ score is 133: Facts Curator (like bill gates)

I don't know how i'd do on the official test but judging from a decent size collection of other people's results you can get an idea how smart you are compared to your peers.

Regziever 08-22-2003 05:14 AM

What a bullshit test.. I made last years MENSA-iq test (half a year ago) and ended up with a score of 140 this test says I've lost half my brain and all of my logical abilities and dropped down to 129.. I'm guessing it is a random number generator giving out the scores.
You just don't drop 11 points in half a year, it's impossible.

Regziever 08-22-2003 05:19 AM

Oh and I was attributed a Insightful Linguist,

"This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results."

Okay, I admit this wasn't that far off the truth.. But still the test must be bs..

jwoody 08-22-2003 05:58 AM

Question 7.

John likes 400 but not 300; he likes 100 but not 99; he likes 2500 but not 2400. Which does he like?

- 900
- 1000
- 1100
- 1200

None of the above, he likes 400, 100 and 2500, and last time I spoke to him he said he'd fallen out with 2500.

Sorry, back to the test.


136 - We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a visionary philosopher

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.



So... My internet IQ is somewhere between 74 and 199 based on on previous internet IQ tests.




wwcd101 08-22-2003 06:25 AM

Like with every good sales tool, everyone's a winner with this one. 135.

Thanks for listening.


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