ultra_agent9

Baby, what are you doing home so soon? Wait- I can explain! She and I were...she needed some help with...no don't! NO WAIT! DOOOON'T!!!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAM!

"...she...(gurgle)...wasn't that...good...."

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Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

Bobaphat

Not sure, but I want it to be something very cryptic where people will write and speculate about it for years to come.

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--size matters not-- yoda

ultra_agent9

That sounded like something Kevin Spacey said at the end of the movie Se7en.

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Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

PayUp

"It was me."

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Born to Lose.

-=shikamaru=-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD! MY FUCKING LEGS I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! OH PLEASE NO, NOT THE OTHER FINGERS NO OH GOD NO OH PLEASE GOD NO YOU BASTARD YOU FUCKING BASTARD THIS AINT FUCKING OVER YET YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! OH PLEASE NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT OH GOD STOP I'LL YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS YOU BASTARDS YOU. AND I HOPE TO FUCKING GOD YOU ALL GET YOUR BALLS RIPPED OFF AND SHOVED UP YOUR ASS ALONG WITH 30 INCHES OF COCK YOU FUCKERS OH I HOPE YOUR FUCKING DIE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! OH FUCK NOT THE TONGUE DON'T CUT OUT MY FUughaGa....

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DINANZI A ME NON FUOR COSE CREATE
SE NON ETTERNE, E IO ETTERNA DURO.
LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VIO CH'INTRATE'.

Rdr4evr

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