Would you rather....
 

quoting the book would you rather buy justin heimber and david gomberg

"would you rather live in a world where

everybodys speech was badly dubbed over like in chinese kung-fu movies

or

where golfer craig stadler was hailded as our overloard?"

Craig Stadler ISN'T hailed as our overlord?

Hm, guess I missed the memo.

well he should be

He'd make a groin-grabingly good overlord

http://services.golfweb.com/ga/bios/...dler_craig.jpg

hhehehe

Along with the kung-fu speech, do we get kung-fu powers?

***Tries to break chair with hand***

....ow