What are you made of?
 

Ok, I edited this again.

As I originally stated... I am made of stone. And as I also originally stated, the reasoning behind this is extremely long-winded and so boring that you would become impudent and have a cataract appear in your eye.

So... what are you made of?

do slugs have to shit sometimes?

I should probably just tell everyone to forget about this thread... ::sighs::

Mostly water.

do snakes and snails and puppy dog tails count?

Mushy stuff

well...today...we're lookin' at a couple wobbly pops,i bit of pool water(cuz of the pops),a doobie,2 peperoni sticks and a chunk of leftover steak.

see you tomorrow i guess.

Half a Subway, some Bourbon, and a shitload of carbon.

why do these threads keep happening? moreover, why dont they happen more often? they kick ass. Anyhoo, i'm mostly made up of magic, pure magic.

Hail Star-Crossed Thread Starter!

I am...
2 pounds chopped beef chuck or round
1 onion
1 tablespoon heavy cream
Freshly ground black pepper
Unsalted butter
olive oil
Kosher salt
Do I not sound simple and delicious?
-GH

Nothing in particular.

::sigh::

I'm not special.

as my name suggests... i am made of...

molasses
pure water
special yeast
36 hours of fermentation
2 distillation processes
and
2 years of maturation

Really? Where? Show me the thread and I shall concur.

For a second there I was thinking that by "1 onion" you meant only one strip of onion. I always put at least five or six strips of onion on my hamburgers :D

GH is teh r0x0rs! :thumbsup:

Glad someone agrees. "moreover, why dont they happen more often? they kick ass." also the reason why I started this thread :thumbsup:

Sure ya are. C'mon, tell us :)

Pure ephedrine.

Can get you completely hyped up and ready to go. Fun most of the time. Get too much of me in your system, though, and you'll die a painful death.

GH...excellent...

You're right, phil. G.H. can always pique my appetite.

btw, I'm 10% inspiration and 90% hops and barley (and a little malt).

And together with 210ml of Coke and frozen water you made a mockery of my Saturday night... and made sure my entire Sunday was spent in the foetal position

i dont know yet.

OMG.
thats exactly my story.
except after way too many bundys i ended up at a jazz bar drinking Champagne that i couldn´t afford.

throw a few more pops and some corn on the cob,salad,ham and scalloped potatoes in there too eh.

*long day....hungry*

Nicotine
Skepticism
Willpower
Alcohol
Cojones

Once asked my little cousin, when having a Powerpuff Girls induced discussion about the "Sugar and Spice" thing, what boys are made of. She replied Rasberry Poo. So, I am made of Rasberry Poo.

Ah, Bundaberg Rum... will you ever not render the drinker incapable of thought and reasoning?

pot resin and poop.

pimps don't drink water, don't smoke girlie cigs, and sure as hell don't eat starlight mints.

btw, slugs do poop.

Someone told me I must be made up of piss and vinegar, but I don't think I'm that bitter.... yet...

I'll settle for beer, burgers, and bitches.

Hot Tamales. So very many Hot Tamales.

I am made of Coke (the beverage) and pasta.

Um, I'm a gigantic and tremendously misshapen sperm & egg. If you will.

Well... I taste salty so Im gonna say salt. Yeah Im definately made of salt.