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euphonisms for masturbation
I remember seeing this thread a long long time ago, in a forum far away, but I want to see what you guys come up with.
I'll get some of the more obvious ones out of the way. choking the chicken spanking the monkey wacking off jacking off making out with "palmula" |
stroking the salami
werkin the gerkin the five knuckle shuffle beat the meat |
polishing the dolphin
wanking |
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Polishing the Lawn Gnome.
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lawn... gnome
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Beating the bishop
Dancing with Rosie Palm and her five sisters |
wanking
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Honking on Bobo
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Slam the spam.
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squeezing the charmin
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Keeping the census down. Heh.
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pleasuring martha
keeping bobby busy boxing the clown juggling walter |
Shakin' hands with the governer.
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Quote:
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Choke the pope
Killing Kittens Shooting for a star |
we call it "dating miss Michigan".............. the whole michigan looks like a mitten thing........... i know its a streach.
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Beating the dummy
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Landing one in manual.... came up with it after playing too much Tony Hawk
Punching the munchkin Making the cyclops barf |
guys: pound the hound
girls: rowing the boat |
Whackin' the one-eyed weasel.
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Shaving your palms
Is the latest one I've heard... |
strappin' the carrot
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Capturing the clown.
And it's really funny if you imagine a little hat, some face paint, maybe some clown shoes... |
Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
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"euphonisms"... interesting. I wasn't aware that there was such a word. "euphonisms" Now I won't be able to get that out of my head. EUPHEMISMS!!!! Euphonisms are something else, yo! Although closely related, still not quite the same thing! :thumbsup:
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Stolen from Jimmy Kimmell:
"Rubbing Rob Reiner" hmmmm wrestling Cyclops, polishing the helmet, giving it the business... |
Shaving the weasel.
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I could list em, but just be easier to check the link
http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgeca...rbatemale.html There certainly is a lot of em. |
Court-martial the purple helmut warrior
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Used to work with an ex MP- he called it abusing the suspect
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Placing you hand on your Penis and moving it up and down to create a pleasurable sensation.
At least that's what I call it. |
Hand to Gland Combat
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menage a moi
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Spinach, that was great!
pounding the pud rubbing one out |
Stabbing baby Jesus
Making the babysitter cry Releasing the white rage Disturbing, no? |
The code for it between me and my friends is: "Going to bed." If you are going to sleep, that's actually going to sleep ...
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