it is imperative that you all use my new slang!
 

k, i thought of this a while back. And it's cool. instead of saying "goddamn" - cuz we all know that's pretty harsh, why not just say... "dodge ram". i mean, cmon.. say it out loud to yourself, sounds almost like it, eh? when you get pissed sometime, just give it a go.. example : you're at church and the preacher spills that wine or whatever on your brand new white alligator shirt (the ones with the cool alligator patch on the breast).. so you say.. "dodge ram it!!" and tah dah! you've saved your ass from goin to hell. anyway, have fun with it.

You certainly get an E for Effort, but I don't think it's catchy enough. Of course, I've neven been a trend setter, so maybe you'll be on Leno by the end of the week.

..... That's fablous Rook.

I have the utmost faith that it will catch on, and soon making little school boys Giggle EVERYWHERE. Believe in yourself and YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE

DODGE RAM IT!

CHEESE AND RICE!

mmm... my 2 favourite things.

I have seen the light.

AMEN.

Lightening strikes in more than one place at more than one time.

Mmmmmmm... cheese and rice.

Now I'm hungry.

Hey, how about saying "All day sucker" instead of "Motherfucker?"

Mmmmmmmm... all day sucker.

Yes, well....................I know what I like, and I like this.

How about saying "shit-eating ass-fuck" instead of "your honor"?


*Oops! I think I missed the point of this thread*

Diddle.

Now if you could only think of a G-Rated version of me screaming "Migdet-fucking-cock-Jesus" when I burn myself.

hmmm. Fidget munkin dock HEY ZEUS!

I'm sorry, there's no way I'm saying dodge ram. If you want to swear, you sure as hell better have the balls to say it, none of that "sugar/brownie" crap they tell little kids.

here's some slang for you fellas, check out the the post by me near the bottom:
http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....787#post446787

I'd rather go to hell.

Best damn slang I've heard in years.

pretty sure mrpher is a slobing beezer.

Actually, seeing as my group and I came up with the words, the correct phrase would be "beezering slobe".

Note: the beezer came before the slobe

I'm not saying dodge ramming M'KAY!!!!!!!

m'kay?

Oh bugger...

I like muthertrucker and dagnammit!

I grew up in the south, so the common subsitute for God Dammit is Gawr Dangit.

when in pain I often shout "fuck me Jesus"- unfortunately i now work for a christian coalition member- so this thread might pay off