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Old 04-22-2003, 03:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cynicism Test

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Are You Cynical? I got 14/30.
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I scored a 16. I find that a bit low.
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I scored a 26. Seems about right but I wouldn't be surprised if I had gotten a 30.
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I got a 22. Who wants to be optomistic? You only set yourself up for dissapointment.
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that should have said optimistic
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I got a 10, which I feel to be terribly inaccurate. If you were to sit and listen to me talk for an entire day, you'd agree that 10/30 is wrong, too. My score was too low to be believable. Hehe.
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Score: 22
Accurate.

21 - 30

Severe cynic. Your Cynicism level is very high. Discuss cynicism with others like you.
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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8/30
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I got 12

It's inaccurate because different people are going to be cynical about different things.

I wonder what a cynic would say about this irrefutable link between cynicism and heart disease?
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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28 "Severe cynic. Your Cynicism level is very high. "
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"Severe cynic. Your Cynicism level is very high. "

That my birthday too. Eerie.
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I got a 16... the answers to some of those questions are things I probably wouldn't even think about in those situations. Taking tests on cynicism may lead to heart trouble!
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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16 for me
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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22. Thought I would get higher. People suck
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah right...a test to test cynacism ...in your dreams...

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Old 04-22-2003, 06:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I got an 8/30 but thats just on those on there, if it asked certain questions I would have gotten a 30/30
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I got a 12.

But with some of those questions, for example, I don't watch my girlfriend cook cause I'm cynical that she can get the job done. We BOTH know she can't cook and I watch cause I'm the cook and maybe I help.

Or, maybe I'm just being cynical that she can do it.
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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8. I've never really thought about how cynical I am, but it seems accurate.
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Old 04-22-2003, 11:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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10, these tests are soo inacurate,
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:01 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I got 14/30. Of course I lied my ass off
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:05 AM   #21 (permalink)
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You scored 10, on a scale of 0 to 30. Here's how to interpret your score:
0 - 10
Risk-free. Your Cynicism level is very low. Discuss cynicism with others like you.
11 - 20
Somewhat cynical. Your Cynicism level is probably high enough to be of some concern. Discuss cynicism with others like you.
21 - 30
Severe cynic. Your Cynicism level is very high. Discuss cynicism with others like you.
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:41 AM   #22 (permalink)
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28 for 30. Yeah, right.
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:26 AM   #23 (permalink)
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18 High enough to be of some concern..
Seriously the people who did this quiz had no idea

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Old 04-23-2003, 04:32 AM   #24 (permalink)
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It says I scored a 22, but there's no way this test could possible be accurate.

You scored 22, on a scale of 0 to 30. Here's how to interpret your score:
0 - 10
Risk-free. Your Cynicism level is very low. Discuss cynicism with others like you.
11 - 20
Somewhat cynical. Your Cynicism level is probably high enough to be of some concern. Discuss cynicism with others like you.
21 - 30
Severe cynic. Your Cynicism level is very high. Discuss cynicism with others like you.
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:15 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I got a 16, which seems pretty accurate to me.

Sounds like that's a popular score, too!
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:37 AM   #26 (permalink)
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You scored 14, on a scale of 0 to 30. Here's how to interpret your score:
11 - 20
Somewhat cynical. Your Cynicism level is probably high enough to be of some concern.

Middle ground for me.....and I'm fine with that.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:30 AM   #27 (permalink)
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28!

Someone must have messed up my test - I don't know why I should haven't gotten a perfect 30. < /sarcasm >
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:37 AM   #28 (permalink)
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You scored 28, on a scale of 0 to 30. Here's how to interpret your score:

21 - 30
Severe cynic. Your Cynicism level is very high.

Whatever...someone probably screwed up somewhere.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:41 AM   #29 (permalink)
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12, which seems about right although the quiz is obviously inaccurate.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:41 AM   #30 (permalink)
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14, which I guess is cynical enough to survive in this world, while still maintaining a bit of optimism and goodwill!
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:41 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Scored 28

This test is just a silly time waster that is geared to make you answer in a certain way. /cynicism

+5 Cynic points
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:10 PM   #32 (permalink)
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28/30


But whatever.
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:19 PM   #33 (permalink)
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si scored 20/30 but im not sure i believe the result
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:31 PM   #34 (permalink)
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You scored 24, on a scale of 0 to 30.
But I'm sure the test is fugged up. And the rest of y'all are lying. Meh.
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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You scored 22, on a scale of 0 to 30.

21 - 30
Severe cynic. Your Cynicism level is very high.



No suprise at all.
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:18 PM   #36 (permalink)
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22, kinda surprised it wasnt higher...
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I score a 22.

The problem with tests like this one is that, you either are or you aren't cynical; it's impossible to quantify things like that.

See? I'm one hell of a cynic. I'm pointing out the faults of a test that I took willingly.
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:51 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:36 AM   #39 (permalink)
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16, There must be a way I can do it better...
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:48 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I got a 20...that's about right.
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