THe Pit of Sarlacc
 

Something a little different- try coming up with a sexual position or act called the Pit of Sarlacc (sp?).

Winner gets to start the next thread of this sort.

Go!

Well...
 

You know those tools they use to dilate the vagina at the doctors office?

You remember the website goatse.cx?
(Don't go there unless you have a strong stomach)

It would look something like that.
The twist is that your perform auto-erotic asphyxation.

Step A.
Dilate
Step B.
Insert Head
Step C.
Start timer so you know when to come out


I think I have said enough. Anyway... it's a fubar name for a position. This is probably the TB withdrawl talking.

The girl must be doing a headstand, whilst the man is suspended from the roof upside-down. the girl's legs are spread, and assumes an "arrow" type position with his arms pointing downward. He is then slowly dropped into her cunt, just enough so that his arms and head are inside. The mand then bends his legs so that his feet are rectally inserted inside of the girl.

...or you could just use a woman whom is upwards of 500 pounds, and throw the poor guy in...

pit of sarlacc? isn't that where you pierce your scrotum with a very large gauge needle and push your penis thru it and wear it like a cock ring? or am i thinking of something else?

Gary Coleman?

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Gary Coleman.

what about a sex act called a Gary Coleman?