READING THE BATHROOM WALLS
 

Did this thread on v3 but I saw a new one that made me think I should post again.
Working in a book store there is some interesting graffiti on the bathroom wall.
One exchange went like this...

In pen "Evolution is impossible and Darwin was stupid."

Penciled under that "Wait 100,000 years and maybe the concept won't hurt your brain so much."

Different color pen with an arrow pointing at the first statement "De-evolution at work"


Any good exchanges in your public bathrooms? What would we find on the walls in the TFP bathroom?

In magic marker Looking for a pretty princess for family parties? Call Spleen at 555-l33t

Or down along the edge of the floor and the wall in some strange substance "World King was here"

lipstick - KWSN is a huge man slut!

pen - This is the K-Dub. All hail my mangina.

In Glitterink, we find the remains of what seems to be the leader of the stall:

Here I sit broken-hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

If your hose is too short,
and your pump is too weak,
move closer asshole,
or you'll piss on your feet!!


Glad

LOL! Cute thread. :)

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

Brought to you from a rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

friends don't let friends take home ugly women...

dewey beach, de...

Only you can prevent ugly babies. Kingwood, TX

In blood: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no righteousness FOR I AM THE VENGEFUL HAND OF LUCIFER - rat

Seen at a public bathroom near Chicago, right above the toilet:


Suspected herpes
(arrow pointing down)

Don't look up here. The joke is in your hands.

A sign on all the stall doors reads:

URGENT

If you see a transvestite with a pink feather boa, a leather vest and fishnet stockings, do the following:

1. Run

2. Call a SWAT team and an animal control agency

3. Tell them both that "Bones the Donkey Fucker" is on the loose again.

In big black texta:

Bones
LOVES
Rooting Donkeys
12021
3223
545
99%

99% = True love!!!

Seen on a toilet wall in very neat writing.

"This place isn't a harbour,so don't come her looking for a tug".

Written at the bottom of the door: "If you can read this, you're shitting at a 45 degree angle"

In one pen, "I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!"

In another, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

Freddy's Bar, Brooklyn, NY

those who write on heaven's walls,
should mold their shit in little balls,
and thos who read these lines of wit,
should eat these little balls of shit.

beauty is only a light switch away...

perkins library
duke university

Also at the bottom of a door: "Beware of limbo dancers"

anyone can piss on the floor...

be a hero and shit on the ceiling....

....arrow pointing to TP roll........your baby photos....wipe to develop

bold letters......

DON'T BE ALARMED BONES....DONKEY IS ANOTHER NAME FOR ASS.

IT'S OKAY.

In days of old when knights were bold,

And rubbers not invented.

They pulled wool socks up over their cocks,

And babies were prevented.



In days of old when knights were bold,

And toilets not invented,

The dropped their load beside the road,

And strolled away contented.

written on the tp

all you people are sick

On inside of door,

I use the site without giving back
and now i'm really hated
i sit here now cuz they spiked my drink
I got the runs- i should have donated.

above the paper seat protectors: highway patrol hat protector

At a Barnes & Noble:

Jesus is coming... look busy!

if life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

armand's pizza
washington, dc

On restroom wall in a college bathroom

"you all suk!"

underneath that:

"learn how to spell dumfuck"

There once was a man from Kent,
whose dick in the middle was bent.
To save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming,
he went.

remember, it's not, "how high are you?"
it's
"hi, how are you?"

route 81 rest stop, west virginia

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIPPIE LOVE??

and

THERE IS NO GRAVITY. THE EARTH SUCKS.

no matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap...

men's room
linda's bar and grill
chapel hill, nc

in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:

the grout gatsby
grout it out
grout scott
grout, grout, let it all out

if u tinkle when u sprinkle...
please be sweet...
and wipe the seat :)

don't know why but this totally cracked me up :lol:

due to excessive toilet paper theft this facility is now under camera surveillance 24/7

thank you
-the management

saw this one at work yesterday. the names of the people have been changed, but they belong to supervisor types in the department I work in.


I stuck my cock in Mrs. Nerf's ass and Sandy watched while masturbating with a pig fetus. I saw God...and Harry.

-The Disgruntled.



dont ask me to explain it. I cant.

Eye level:
Look Up!

A little higher:
Keep going!

At the ceiling:
Quick! Look down, you're pissing on your shoes!

to do is to be - descartes

to be is to do - voltaire

do be do be do - frank sinatra


mens restroom
greasewood flats
scottsdale, az

On a truck stop restroom wall

MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL!!
Reply
IF I BUY HER SOME WOOL WILL SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO??

"Hell's bells
This place smells"
Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO

"E Coli eats shit!"
Men's Room, Health Sciences Library, UNC Chapel Hill

and my all time favourite

"Jesus saves."
(Added on below) "And Espisito scores on the rebound!"
unknown location

"Please do not write on the walls"