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redravin40 07-21-2003 12:59 PM

READING THE BATHROOM WALLS
 
Did this thread on v3 but I saw a new one that made me think I should post again.
Working in a book store there is some interesting graffiti on the bathroom wall.
One exchange went like this...

In pen "Evolution is impossible and Darwin was stupid."

Penciled under that "Wait 100,000 years and maybe the concept won't hurt your brain so much."

Different color pen with an arrow pointing at the first statement "De-evolution at work"


Any good exchanges in your public bathrooms? What would we find on the walls in the TFP bathroom?

In magic marker Looking for a pretty princess for family parties? Call Spleen at 555-l33t

Or down along the edge of the floor and the wall in some strange substance "World King was here"


Shokan 07-21-2003 01:28 PM

lipstick - KWSN is a huge man slut!

pen - This is the K-Dub. All hail my mangina.

meanSpleen 07-21-2003 01:53 PM

In Glitterink, we find the remains of what seems to be the leader of the stall:

Quote:

PUT YOUR FREAKING WALL QUOTES IN ONE POST. USE THE FREAKING EDIT BUTTON. FREAKING HECK!!!

Halx 07-21-2003 02:10 PM

Here I sit broken-hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

Glad-I-Ate-Her 07-21-2003 03:50 PM

If your hose is too short,
and your pump is too weak,
move closer asshole,
or you'll piss on your feet!!


Glad

Plummie 07-21-2003 04:05 PM

LOL! Cute thread. :)

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

Brought to you from a rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

uncle phil 07-21-2003 04:10 PM

friends don't let friends take home ugly women...

dewey beach, de...

rat 07-21-2003 04:19 PM

Only you can prevent ugly babies. Kingwood, TX

In blood: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no righteousness FOR I AM THE VENGEFUL HAND OF LUCIFER - rat

Pennington 07-21-2003 04:49 PM

Seen at a public bathroom near Chicago, right above the toilet:


Suspected herpes
(arrow pointing down)

platypus 07-21-2003 05:26 PM

Don't look up here. The joke is in your hands.

KWSN 07-21-2003 05:40 PM

A sign on all the stall doors reads:

URGENT

If you see a transvestite with a pink feather boa, a leather vest and fishnet stockings, do the following:

1. Run

2. Call a SWAT team and an animal control agency

3. Tell them both that "Bones the Donkey Fucker" is on the loose again.

Meridae'n 07-21-2003 05:56 PM

In big black texta:

Bones
LOVES
Rooting Donkeys
12021
3223
545
99%

99% = True love!!!

cchris 07-21-2003 06:32 PM

Seen on a toilet wall in very neat writing.

"This place isn't a harbour,so don't come her looking for a tug".

TIO 07-21-2003 10:17 PM

Written at the bottom of the door: "If you can read this, you're shitting at a 45 degree angle"

eyeronic 07-21-2003 10:21 PM

In one pen, "I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!"

In another, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

Freddy's Bar, Brooklyn, NY

laxative 07-21-2003 11:20 PM

those who write on heaven's walls,
should mold their shit in little balls,
and thos who read these lines of wit,
should eat these little balls of shit.

uncle phil 07-22-2003 04:06 AM

beauty is only a light switch away...

perkins library
duke university

TIO 08-02-2003 10:03 AM

Also at the bottom of a door: "Beware of limbo dancers"

Fly 08-02-2003 10:22 AM

anyone can piss on the floor...

be a hero and shit on the ceiling....

....arrow pointing to TP roll........your baby photos....wipe to develop

Fly 08-02-2003 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meridae'n
In big black texta:

Bones
LOVES
Rooting Donkeys
12021
3223
545
99%

99% = True love!!!



bold letters......

DON'T BE ALARMED BONES....DONKEY IS ANOTHER NAME FOR ASS.

IT'S OKAY.

marcopolo 08-02-2003 02:21 PM

In days of old when knights were bold,

And rubbers not invented.

They pulled wool socks up over their cocks,

And babies were prevented.



In days of old when knights were bold,

And toilets not invented,

The dropped their load beside the road,

And strolled away contented.

Happyland 08-02-2003 02:39 PM

written on the tp

all you people are sick

analog 08-02-2003 02:52 PM

On inside of door,

I use the site without giving back
and now i'm really hated
i sit here now cuz they spiked my drink
I got the runs- i should have donated.

PayUp 08-02-2003 03:51 PM

above the paper seat protectors: highway patrol hat protector

wario 08-02-2003 04:05 PM

At a Barnes & Noble:

Jesus is coming... look busy!

uncle phil 08-04-2003 01:18 PM

if life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

armand's pizza
washington, dc

JumpinJesus 08-04-2003 01:24 PM

On restroom wall in a college bathroom

"you all suk!"

underneath that:

"learn how to spell dumfuck"

debaser 08-04-2003 03:30 PM

There once was a man from Kent,
whose dick in the middle was bent.
To save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming,
he went.

uncle phil 08-05-2003 01:21 PM

remember, it's not, "how high are you?"
it's
"hi, how are you?"

route 81 rest stop, west virginia

bundy 08-05-2003 03:39 PM

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIPPIE LOVE??

and

THERE IS NO GRAVITY. THE EARTH SUCKS.

uncle phil 08-06-2003 12:40 PM

no matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap...

men's room
linda's bar and grill
chapel hill, nc

bermuDa 08-06-2003 01:07 PM

in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:

the grout gatsby
grout it out
grout scott
grout, grout, let it all out

dnd 08-06-2003 01:29 PM

if u tinkle when u sprinkle...
please be sweet...
and wipe the seat :)

lady 08-06-2003 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bermuDa
in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:

the grout gatsby
grout it out
grout scott
grout, grout, let it all out

don't know why but this totally cracked me up :lol:

tenchi069 08-06-2003 03:18 PM

due to excessive toilet paper theft this facility is now under camera surveillance 24/7

thank you
-the management

Sion 08-06-2003 03:45 PM

saw this one at work yesterday. the names of the people have been changed, but they belong to supervisor types in the department I work in.


I stuck my cock in Mrs. Nerf's ass and Sandy watched while masturbating with a pig fetus. I saw God...and Harry.

-The Disgruntled.



dont ask me to explain it. I cant.

soopadoopa 08-06-2003 05:29 PM

Eye level:
Look Up!

A little higher:
Keep going!

At the ceiling:
Quick! Look down, you're pissing on your shoes!

uncle phil 08-07-2003 12:51 PM

to do is to be - descartes

to be is to do - voltaire

do be do be do - frank sinatra


mens restroom
greasewood flats
scottsdale, az

Cujo 08-07-2003 06:18 PM

On a truck stop restroom wall

MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL!!
Reply
IF I BUY HER SOME WOOL WILL SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO??

"Hell's bells
This place smells"
Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO

"E Coli eats shit!"
Men's Room, Health Sciences Library, UNC Chapel Hill

and my all time favourite

"Jesus saves."
(Added on below) "And Espisito scores on the rebound!"
unknown location

more fire 08-07-2003 06:25 PM

"Please do not write on the walls"


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